Dead Pool 189: closing in on 200
Mrs Carl takes it with the Katharine, Duchess of Kent. The papers were full of her good deeds. She taught music at the elementary school level for years, where the little Britlings only knew her as Mrs Kent. For a while, after the death of Her Maj, she was the oldest living royal.
And with that, let us get down to business. Ready?
0. Rule Zero (AKA Steve’s Rule): your pick has to be living when picked. Also, nobody whose execution date is circled on the calendar. Also, please don’t kill anybody. Plus (Pupster’s Rule) no picking someone who’s only famous for being the oldest person alive.
1. Pick a celebrity. Any celebrity — though I reserve the right to nix picks I never heard of (I don’t generally follow the Dead Pool threads carefully, so if you’re unsure of your pick, call it to my attention).
2. We start from scratch every time. No matter who you had last time, or who you may have called between rounds, you have to turn up on this very thread and stake your claim.
3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.
4. Your first choice sticks. Don’t just blurt something out, m’kay? Also, make sure you have a correct spelling of your choice somewhere in your comment. These threads get longish and I use search to figure out if we have a winner.
5. It’s up to you to search the thread and make sure your choice is unique. I’m waayyyy too lazy to catch the dupes. Popular picks go fast.
6. The pool stays open until somebody on the list dies. Feel free to jump in any time. Noobs, strangers, drive-bys and one-comment-wonders — all are welcome.
7. If you want your fabulous prize, you have to entrust me with a mailing address. If you’ve won before, send me your address again. I don’t keep good records.
8. The new DeadPool will begin 6pm WBT (Weasel’s Blog Time) the Friday after the last round is concluded.
The winner, if the winner chooses to entrust me with a mailing address, will receive an Official Certificate of Dick Winning and a small original drawing on paper suffused with elephant shit particles. Because I’m fresh out of fairy shit particles.
Note: I am woefully behind on dick deliveries. If I owe you one, you’ll know how long. I ain’t gived up, but I haven’t drawn much since lockdown. Some day, your heirs might hear from my heirs.
Posted: September 12th, 2025 under deadpool.
Comments: 58
Comments
Comment from BullDawgGirl
Time: September 12, 2025, 6:00 pm
King Charles
Comment from BullDawgGuy
Time: September 12, 2025, 6:01 pm
George Soros
Bad Dude. Probably the dark money with what is going on in the US right now. Heck he might be even the reason the UK needs a new constitution with a 1st and 2nd amendment.
Comment from HottyTottyGirl
Time: September 12, 2025, 6:01 pm
Bruce Willis
Sad to see him deteriorate like this. Yippy Ki Yay MF
Comment from LesterIII
Time: September 12, 2025, 6:10 pm
So many worthy candidates, but I’m going to stick with Louis “Celestial Spaceships and Bunghole Diddlin!” Walcott, AKA Farrakhan. Been awhile since we heard him open his race-baiting mouth to incite his followers, so methinks it is truly his time.
Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: September 12, 2025, 6:26 pm
Former Fed Chairman and spouse to Andrea Mitchell, Alan Greenspan!
Get out now, Alan! Save your self-respect!
Comment from Carl
Time: September 12, 2025, 6:41 pm
Duke of Kent
Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: September 12, 2025, 7:38 pm
I am going to go with Joe Biden. The congress is starting to push forward on the validity of the “pardons” Joe knows nothing about. It would more convenient for the Democrats if he were to be too ill to appear before any investigative committees….
I am, recently, willing to believe that some Democrats would willingly withhold medical treatment of an old man if it avoids a headache for them.
Comment from Mrs Carl
Time: September 12, 2025, 8:05 pm
Esther Rantzen
Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: September 12, 2025, 8:27 pm
Tyler Robinson, the just arrested accused killer of Charles Kirk. There are reports of possible co-conspirators with possible connections to ANTIFA. His death in custody would be extremely convenient for some people.
Subotai Bahadur
Comment from Jeff Weimer
Time: September 12, 2025, 8:45 pm
Phil Collins
Comment from p2
Time: September 12, 2025, 8:48 pm
Gonna stick with Clint Eastwood
Comment from Ben
Time: September 12, 2025, 9:36 pm
William Shatner
Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: September 12, 2025, 9:46 pm
Bill Gates -go on down you slimy little rat.
Comment from Pupster
Time: September 12, 2025, 9:59 pm
Khalil al-Hayya, current deputy chairman of Hamas.
Comment from Gromulin
Time: September 12, 2025, 10:04 pm
Poaching Dick Van Dyke back
Comment from roamingfirehydrant
Time: September 12, 2025, 11:18 pm
Buzz Aldrin
Comment from thefritz
Time: September 13, 2025, 1:31 am
Dick Cheney
Comment from steve
Time: September 13, 2025, 1:38 am
Violet Hensley
Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: September 13, 2025, 2:22 am
Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo – “President” of Equatorial Guinea; oldest non-royal head of state
Comment from RimrockR
Time: September 13, 2025, 2:26 am
Nancy (aka “Nanshee”) Pelosi. Please!
Comment from PatAZ
Time: September 13, 2025, 3:16 am
Maxine Waters. Again.
Comment from The Neon Madman
Time: September 13, 2025, 3:32 am
Ok, I will change up this time and pick the actor John Astin.
Comment from gulliblepratt
Time: September 13, 2025, 4:25 am
Bill Clinton
Comment from Veeshir
Time: September 13, 2025, 4:38 am
Hillary Clinton.
I won once with someone I felt bad about, that wouldn’t be a problem this time.
Comment from technochitlin
Time: September 13, 2025, 11:51 am
Mick Jagger. I will be sad.
Comment from nbc
Time: September 13, 2025, 12:42 pm
Klaus Schwab
Comment from platypuss
Time: September 13, 2025, 12:43 pm
Sticking with June Lockhart.
Comment from AltBBrown
Time: September 13, 2025, 2:07 pm
Harvey Weinstein.
Comment from Uncle AL
Time: September 13, 2025, 3:31 pm
Next up on the Left’s Little List: TOMMY Robinson.
Comment from Tim Carlson
Time: September 13, 2025, 9:45 pm
New Dead Pool, new pick. I’m going with Elliott Gould, actor, who is 87yo, born on 8/29/1938.
Comment from blake
Time: September 13, 2025, 10:22 pm
I’ll stick with Sister Grace Miller.
Seems like good folks are getting called home.
Comment from ea
Time: September 14, 2025, 3:21 pm
James Clapper
Comment from MrsMGunz
Time: September 15, 2025, 12:07 am
Robert Duvall
Comment from dissent555
Time: September 15, 2025, 5:41 am
Connie Stevens again
Comment from thefritz
Time: September 15, 2025, 11:55 am
Bobby Hart, the songwriter behind some of the The Monkees’ biggest hits, has died at 86. He co-wrote the Monkees’ theme song, with its opening shot, “Here we come, walkin’ down the street,” and the enduring chant, “Hey, hey, we’re the Monkees,” and their first No. 1 hit, “Last Train to Clarksville.”
RIP.
Comment from Davem123
Time: September 15, 2025, 9:00 pm
Eric Adams, assassinated by someone wearing a Maga shirt, waving a Gadsen flag and with a mysteriously bare social media presence. The assassin will then be my next Dead Pool choice.
Comment from RushBabe
Time: September 15, 2025, 10:44 pm
Never heard of the Duchess of Kent’s passing, so I s’pose it’s back to Eva Marie Saint.
Comment from G_d’s Middle Finger
Time: September 16, 2025, 12:03 am
Mel Brooks
Comment from thrfritz
Time: September 16, 2025, 12:46 pm
Robert Redford has passed at 89. RIP Sundance.
Comment from pedge
Time: September 16, 2025, 1:06 pm
Frankie Valli.
Comment from Armybrat
Time: September 16, 2025, 1:21 pm
Gene Shalit
Comment from ama
Time: September 16, 2025, 3:28 pm
hmmm, no one had Robert Redford?
my pick this round- Willie Nelson
Comment from Tonyc
Time: September 18, 2025, 5:29 pm
Yoko Ono
Comment from thefritz
Time: September 24, 2025, 2:57 am
Italian film star Claudia Cardinale has died at the age of 87. RIP
Comment from ama
Time: September 25, 2025, 6:07 am
William Shatner has been rushed to the hospital. I hope its not yet time for him to get beamed up.
Comment from Deborah HH
Time: September 25, 2025, 8:25 pm
Raul Castro
Comment from Uncle AL
Time: October 5, 2025, 11:54 pm
Hmph. No one picked Bashar al-Assad. He exiled himself to Russia and someone poisoned him.
Comment from Uncle AL
Time: October 6, 2025, 1:04 am
Oops. Spoke too soon. Assad nearly died.
Comment from Lavendergirl
Time: October 7, 2025, 8:38 pm
Dolly Parton
Comment from JC
Time: October 7, 2025, 11:13 pm
Paul Ehrlich. Victim of cannibalism.
Comment from steve
Time: October 9, 2025, 1:53 pm
Sorry Lavendergirl.
Dolly has come out and said:
“I’m not dead yet.”
“I’m feeling better. ”
“I don’t want to go in the cart.”
Comment from thefritz
Time: October 11, 2025, 12:22 am
Another rock hero has passed at 82. Moody Blues guitarist John Lodge. RIP
Comment from BullDawgGirl
Time: October 11, 2025, 8:16 pm
RIP Diane Keaton
Comment from RushBabe
Time: October 14, 2025, 1:09 am
Val Kilmer, dies at 65, RIP
https://variety.com/2025/film/news/val-kilmer-dead-batman-forever-tombstone-1236354606/
Nobody had him.
Comment from Nana1
Time: October 15, 2025, 7:46 pm
Julie Andrews
Comment from BullDawgGirl
Time: October 16, 2025, 11:10 pm
RIP Ace Frehley
Comment from thefritz
Time: October 25, 2025, 8:28 pm
Platypuss won the Dick with June Lockhart. She passed at 100. RIP
Comment from Nana1
Time: October 25, 2025, 9:25 pm
Congratulations to Platypus for Lassie’s mom June Lockhart
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