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I know what you’re thinking. But it didn’t look as good with ears.

Sometimes, you can overplay a caricature, y’know?

OMG, that brought a durty joke I hadn’t thought of in years smack dab into my mind (trust me, it hurt too…).

I won’t post it here, since this IS a nominally family friendly site, but it was a doosey…. :-p

I can’t get Dreams from my Wiener out of my head.

INTERESTING…. Who starred in that one? 😉

Are the lefties going to say that’s racist or sexist?

This is stunning.
A $50,000.00 NEA grant at least.

Whichever one they say it is, I’ll claim I meant it to be the other one.

They say we are all racists now. I’m still waiting for my official racist identity card. How are we supposed to keep score without an official identity card?

Perfect… Thin skinned, bland, and unremarkable. Reminds me of a boiled peanut (soft and sticks in your craw.)

You know weasel, somehow that just has to be racist.

Just remember, a hot dog is everything that’s part of a pig except the bacon and the barbeque. So, it’s nominally pork, and that makes it OK by me.

Mmmmmmmm, pork products.

HAHAHAHA!

What kind of a sausage is that supposed to be? Baloney you say? Funny, I always thought of him as a Worst, ahem, Wurst….

“Paging Dr. Freud, Dr. Sigmund Freud…”

Apologies, but until I read the title of the post I assumed that excrescence above was a tobacco product that had, in the immortal words of Mambo No. Five, ‘a little bit of Monica’ in its life. For a moment I was confused and angry that such a slur could have been cast at our beloved Obama. Then I realised it was a depiction of a manufactured, pork-filled product designed to satisfy immediate desires without giving any real long-term benefit. All was well.

I may never eat hot dogs again (until next week).

Something tells me that’s not a Hebrew National….

ROTFLMAO!

Wieners do as weiners say.

It’s missing a long stripe of yellow mustard running down its back.

What LC said.
ANd, of course, it’s not bun-size.

cbullitt, you mean this is a cocktail weenie???

😀

Nice job, it has the same dead eyes as the real weenie.

“That’s right, that’s what I think of you… nothing!”

ya know, it’s wierd. I look at that pic today, and all I can think of is Sandra Bullock driving the little electric cop car in ‘Demolition Man’ singing her favorite ‘Oldie’, the Armour Hotdog theme, while Stallone is busily facepalming himself in the back seat….. 🙂

“It’s NOT twoo, it’s NOT twoo.”

THAT is funneh. Wish we could just pull out the old meat slice and go for it.

My bologna has a first name, it’s B-a-r-a-k
My bologna has a second name, it’s H-u-s-s-a-i-n

I love to bash it every day and if you ask me why I’ll say…..
‘Cause Sloaty Weasel has a way with false idols and feet of clay

I love everybody here!

Amazing resemblance since a weiner is also only half pork and half whatever was missed by the cleaning crew. Ya think SNL might pick up on that for a new episode of the Coneheads?

Nice digs ya got here Weasel.

Thank you, Sig. You know, I’m beginning to think I’m clairvoyant. Thursday, I draw Obama as a wiener — and Friday, he’s the wiener of the Nobel Prize!

Coincidence? I think not!

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