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Later. I’ve gotten the first 4 seasons of House MD, and I’ve been having a marathon. I mean, how do you beat an ultra-sarcastic genius doctor dealing with death row inmates, hermaphrodite supermodels and other assorted wierdos?

Having Hugh Laurie tell an ultra hot supermodel “don’t worry, you’ll be fine as soon as we cut your balls off” is hard to resist…

This is the first I’ve heard of the annoying orange…thanks…um, ya 🙂

Oh, c’mon, Scoob! Annoying talking orange!

Uncle B just sent me this link, billed as the World’s Ugliest Website. Warning: audio. Among other things.

What? Yes, we email each other from one end of the couch to the other. That’s what all those billions of dollars of internet technology are for.

Yup, I’m more behind they you are..

Boy, do you REALLY need to get a work permit and a job !

I got a work permit. This pretty much IS my job.

Wanna buy a t-shirt?

OOO K….. That web site is pretty close to what I always imagined an acid trip would be like…..

Ooooo, Annoying Orange and Neck pain….

Thank God for Juicers and Percocet.

Hey Orange! KNIFE!!!!

Oh god, of COURSE they are located in Florida… I’m surprised the orange isn’t from here as well.

I got a work permit. This pretty much IS my job.

Wanna buy a t-shirt?

HAHAHAHAHA..

Okay so I was only able to watch the first episode. Orange feller is ugly. Can’t watch the others. Does he get peeled? Please tell me he gets peeled?

I think the Catsophone should have taken off as a “meme” but I’ve never seen that orange thing before.

Speaking of the Catsophone check out the bottom right hand picture of the girl with her cat :/

http://izismile.com/img/img3/20100204/daily_picdump_337_99.jpg

I love Izismile, check it every weekday 🙂

I fear no amount of alcohol could make that funny for me, though regressing about 40 years might do the trick.

Geoff! Hey! Hey geoff! Hey geoff! Hey!

You’re a vegetable!

Heheheheheheheh.

That reminded me of the talking woodchucks.

Alan! Alan! Alan!

http://tinyurl.com/yfno2eq

Now that I’ve caught up, I want to regress.

Weasel,
How about some shirts with Demon Sheep!
Bumper stickers that say: I Brake for Demon Sheep!

Man, are you kidding? Somebody else had both those things up within minutes of the #demonsheep Twitter thread. Check it out (and no, none of those things are mine). Cafe Press, too.

Not that I won’t touch an idea that’s been done before — godnose I’m not the only Zombie Reagan or My Carbon Footprint is Bigger Than Yours out there — but I didn’t really have anything to add to it.

Oh, yay! There’s a new annoying orange video out today!

The London Sperm Bank has a new logo.

After seeing the rat king, I think my completely creeped out self can forego the annoying orange. Besides, it’s Friday night of a three day weekend (sorry, Stoaty, that you don’t get Lincoln’s birthday across the pond, but heck, if you’re selling t-shirts I guess every day is Lincoln’s birthday, eh?), and I want to enjoy every minute.

Every minute remaining after the rat king incident, anyway.

“The London Sperm Bank has a new logo.”

And the commercial jingle will be Karen Carpenter’s “We’ve Only Just Begun”?

Please be gentle with me, all- I’m a noob here.

Ms. Weasel, your feeble attempts to draw this old neanderthal out of his cave is most amusing. Keep up the effort.
regards

Hello, hotrodelectric. I really, really badly want to render your username Hotro Delectric, which sounds like the coolest robot evar, but I’m guessing that’s wrong.

Could be Scots: Hot R O’Delectric

or French: Hot Ro D’Electric

The Saw parody episode is a triumph. Hilarious in its own right, plus torture porn is evil and needs to be mocked until it folds its tent and miserably slinks away.

Hate, hate, hate slasher movies. With a vengeance.

Nahhh- nothing so romantic. It just refers to the job I’ve done off-and-on for the last 30 years- making the lights and radios in custom cars go “Pooof!”.

I’d been lurking for a while- maybe about a year or so before the move to Blighty. Figured it was time to finally come out of the, well, closet.