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Maggie Thatcher!

Robert Byrd – please!!!!

Rocking Bobby Byrd!

Sen Robert Byrd.

Damn! OK, I’m reverting to Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Dangit! Jimmy Carter then

Congrats, Honey on the top spot 🙂

Is Liz Taylor still alive? I’ll pick her.

Let’s throw a new (and highly deserving) name into the mix: Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-NY), who thinks the House can enact legislation without voting on it. She’s 81, which puts her nicely in the target zone, so to speak.

(She’s the 5th oldest Representative.)

I looked at the Senate. Byrd is of course the oldest Senator, and oldest person in Congress. BTW, the three youngest Senators are all appointed. A bit odd, that.

Oooooh, now I hope Rich wins! If this monstrosity passes under her rule, may she choke on her teeth in the excitement.

I like going a bit obscure, so I got the idea yesterday to take that piano playing satirist Tom Leher!

And yes, he’s still alive!

Charles Keating.

Of, Lincoln S+L fame, “hey trust me these Lincoln bonds are waaayy better than that stinkin’ FDIC insured shit.”

Oooo, flash back, Uncle B. will know what I’m talking about, “Safe as the Bank of England,” Gordon Banks’ hands that is. Best damn goalkeeper ever, IMO.

I’d say Helen Thomas, but she’s too ornery to do us the favor.

I’d also say Jesse James by way of justifiable homicide, but she just won her Oscar, so no to that, too.

Let’s go old school: Penny Marshall FTW!

I’ll stick with Willie Nelson. The Red Headed Stranger is due…

One other bit of weirdness. The average year of birth of Democrat Senators is exactly 1946. The average YoB of Republican Senators is also exactly 1946.

(The averages for the House are 1950.96 and 1952.50.)

Good one Rich, I hope you win!

Kirk Douglas

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Michael Moore

I was just trying to think of Michiganian ‘celebrities’ that I wouldn’t miss.

I’ll take Billy Graham again.

Nothing against the man; he’s a true saint. And I am sure just by picking him I’m getting some serious Purgatory time. But Dead Pools are Dead Pools, and spotted dick is spotted dick.

Pavel, my dad had lunch with him once, and said he was kind of a stuck-up jerk.

Dick ‘heh’ Clark.
He really looks God-awful.
Byrd can’t fall off the perch yet, or they’ll prop up his wrinkly old ass to vote for the health takeover bill.

Jack LaLanne.
But I sure hope not.

As he says, it would tarnish his image!

ETA: Weird, I was just flippin’ a coin between Clark & LaLanne.

Incidently, our local Safeway has a British foods section, so I can have spotted dick anytime I want.

Senator Specter, in his office, with Rahm’s pointed toe.

I hate to do it, but I’m thinking James Garner

Nazti Pelosi, just this one time…

The Nat’l Enquirer assures us that Burt Reynolds is the next tragically dying celeb so I’m going with him. I hope NE is wrong, I like Burt. But, as Pavel says “spotted dick is spotted dick.”

I’ll take Lautenberg.

I’ll take Lee Majors…the six million $$$$ man…saw him in a commercial the other day he had that spacey look in his eye…..

OK, I’ll take Antoine “Fats” Domino, again. Just because I’m still amazed he’s alive.

Harry Reid.

I don’t plan on winning, though — I just want to see him dead.

Okay, I’ll stick with Dennis Hopper again…and I’ll have you know I left work EARLY to run home to put my bid in for the dick.

Yes, I’m THAT desperate.

How ’bout Bernie Madoff. I hear he keeps gettin’ the crap kicked outta him during his stay at the GrayBar Hotel.

Betty White.

All this attention can’t be good for her sweet little heart. Bless her.

Bill Clinton.

But, lemme just say that I hope Bob Sledd wins. (Great name, BTW!)

Art Linkletter.
And yes, I stole that from someone in one of the other deadpools.

(if we all voted for Pelosi, would God hear our prayers?)

Former Speaker of the House, Jim Wright.

Barney Franks, one of the top ten corrupt and annoying Congresscritters EVAH.

Jeff – One can only hope……

Well, I’m dropping Chaz – he’s not worth the effort.

So I’ll take ‘Doc’ Watson (he’s 87), and hope to hell I don’t win.

Me too, Mike. Doc had never met Earl Scruggs, though they were both North Carolina boys. So my father arranged for them to get together in our family hunting cabin on Grandfather Mountain.

Last minute, Doc came down with appendicitis. They met later, of course…just not chez Weasel.

Clint Walker

But there are so many other picks on here that I hope kick my ass.

Don’t even think of Earl dying. I don’t think I could take that.

John Edwards………

(self inflicted……)

I’m sticking with BB King.

My dad was the world’s biggest Earl Scruggs fanboy, Mike. They were very good friends when I was a kid. We socialized at each other’s homes a lot. I was the same age, thereabouts, as Stevie, his youngest (who came to a very sticky end).

Mmmm…you know, I don’t think my spleen can take the counting-of-votes this weekend. I may just tune out HotAir and Twitter until it’s done. You only get one spleen.

Abe vigoda!

Did you happen to get Steve Martin’s new album “The Crow” ? Won the Grammy for Best Bluegrass Album. Pretty good, and with one vocal by Steve the comedian. I could also recommend the latest from The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, “Speed of Life.”

I haven’t bought any new music in ages, but I do have a birthday coming up…

I’ll be drunk most of the weekend, Weasie. I’ve been way to invested in this, need to step away from it. Going to a demonstration tomorrow (not driving, so taking a flask!) and then I’ll be numbed up the rest of the time. Coma probably.

I’m sticking with Cassius Clay, aka Muhammad Ali.

Leslie Nielsen – if no one has already picked it.

BTW, I have to say it was tough getting in on the early round! It’s BEAUTIFUL out there today! Had to stop at a pub (or two) on the way home and swill a beer (or two) in the sun.

Nice to hear it AB. We have a blizzard here in Denver right now…..

Rue Mcclanahan

Rip Torn. Gotta be right one of these rounds…

Lou Bega. I’ve had that stupid song of his in my head for two days now. Die, Lou. Just die.

scuba….must call my twin (YES….there are two of us!!!!! But I’m the introvert!) He lives in Morrison.

I’m going with Doc Severinsen, not that I wish the guy ill, but he is in his 80s, and I’m finally getting serious about winning that spotted dick.

I’ll go with Amy Winehouse again,just because I can’t think of anyone else.

Gore Vidal. Sizzle, sizzle, boiling green puddle of pustular mewling. Gone.

I’ll take the Queen (of England if I need to be THAT specific)

How about my senator, Ben Nelson? Take my senator, please!

I’m going with Clint Eastwood — not because I want him to go, but he looks really bad and really old these days. I’d be sad to win the dick over Clint. He’s probably my favoritest actor. “The Marines are lookin’ for a few good men; and you ain’t them.”

Gotta go with Jimmy Arness this round. Peter must have put a bit of a jolt in him.

John Wooden. In honor of March Madness. Of the basketball kind

John Paul Stevens He has to be getting old. Besides, all my other choices were taken.

Once again, Gordon Brown, more in hope than expectation.

We hates him, my Precious, yes we does.

LOL DG……. Where is Shelob when we need her? 😉

Alright, I’m going with Hugh Hefner after all!

The artist formally known as Prince.
(I had a dream last night…make that a nightmare.)

I am stickin’ with Elizabeth Edwards.

Lawrence Eagleburger.

Keith Richards

Jack Nicholson.

I’m going with President Mubarak of Egypt

Thanks (not) to EZnSF for swiping my Linkletter pick. (my own fault, I guess, for losing track of Deathpool Friday)

So….maybe Fidel? Or is there some lead poisoning in Hugo Chavez immediate future????

Decisions decisions….

No to those guys…Both pikers, anyway. When it comes down to ruthless tyrants…you just can’t go wrong with….

Kim Jong Il….for the win!

Theft is positively encouraged, steve. That’s to make sure you guys are poking that F5 key like lab pigeons when the Dead Pool Hour comes around.

It looks so cool on my hit counter…

Phyllis Diller. Call it a hunch. (The bird is 92!)

rustbucket: ITYM “Crossbar hotel”. Graybar is a perfectly respectable electrical supply company.

Free suggestion (made before, but she was just mentioned on the radio again as “still living”, and that’s practically a dare): Licia Albanese, former star soprano (La Scala, the Met, etc), aged 96.

Sorry Steve, weasel’s place is ruthless.
Linkletter’s a shoo-in. But since I blatantly stole him by way of complete lack of imagination, when I win, I’ll share with ya.
But I get the bigger half.

mmm. I could be a congressman with that rational.

I will go with Henry Kissinger again. I dont wish him to go, but the guy is up there age wise. The Dead Pool is The Dead Pool.

Sorry Steve, weasel’s place is ruthless.
Linkletter’s a shoo-in. But since I blatantly stole him by way of complete lack of imagination, when I win, I’ll share with ya.

Not to sound all homophobic or anything…but if we are going to share…

I get the spotted….You can have the rest.

OK?

lol, Got it Steve
No Dick For You!

Actually, when I win, I’m going to ask for an autographed Reagan Zombie print instead. Figure it’s cheaper and easier to ship. I’ll try to weasel two. But don’t tell her.

Harry Morgan

Larry King! He looks dead already, though.

Efrem Zimbalist, Jr!

I met him once…

Hilarious: time lapse photography reveals what your cat does while you sleep.

Charles Durning

He’s a WWII hero and fine actor, and I don’t want him to go, I’m just selfishly desiring some dick.

Is picking obambi allowed?

I’m going to go with Robert Mugabe again. Last year their gov’t denied that he was seriously ill (always a sign of trouble), and he hasn’t been in the news quite as frequently lately. Unfortunately whoever succeeds him is likely to be as rapacious as he…

My cats do exactly that, Stoaty. Times four.

Gene Wilder!

Remember Simon’s cat? Kitteh reminds me of that.

Is picking America allowed?

Pablo for the WIN!

Bart Stupak.

Dr. Joyce Brothers.

Zbigniew Brzezinski…cuz he’s a nutbag and because his daughter is a shrill, vapid MSNBC’n twit (wrong vowel?) who is probably still too young to pick with any real hope of getting my dick…

@ Pablo

I pick the careers of a minimum of 40 democrats in the house alone by November.

Could we have a caption this? They’re always fun and I need the distraction.

Oops! Sorry, Mrs C — I didn’t see this before I posted. I was busy dropping an anvil on Nancy Pelosi.

Ah. Yes. It does help.

Any particular images come to mind? Because I’ve seen a few off-pissing ones today.

Nelson Mandela

Dead pool ate my first post again. (either that, or it’s trapped in the spam filter… and I am NOT asking our kind and gentle hostess weasel to look in there…)

I’ll take Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for the win, please.

Mew

My first post was eaten, but since no one else has picked her yet, I proudly nominate Ms Barbara Billingsley. Woman is 94, so you know she is on the tapioca diet.

Weird. I don’t see you guys in the spam filter.

Barbara Billingsly! She’s still with us?

Yes she is. She wants to die now because of Obamacare.

Lohan. No money, a cokehead, and a cutter. That’s the trifecta of suicide.

John Wooden. Thank you.

Arrgh! Princess Bernie beat me to it picking John Wooden.
Ok, then. Carol Channing.

Sometimes my posts get “eaten” because I hit the preview button instead of the post button.

And yes, Mike, that was my inspired choice. We’ll see if I can get a two-fer…

note to self – click “post”

Doesn’t look like anybody had Robert Culp. I haven’t even thought of the man’s name in an age.

Robert Culp!

Nice try! No dick for you!

At least Mr. Culp won’t have to deal with Hell Care. RIP

Looks like someone stole my Keith Richards. Curse you!!
Ok- let’s steal someone elses, then. I thought Cal Worthington was a good one for the last round. Let’s go with that. 😛

How sad is it that I read of someone’s death and I run right over here to check if s/he’s on the dead pool?

Pretty darned sad, but I see that I’m in fine company. 🙂

Fine, be that way. I didn’t want dick anyways! So there!

has anyone got denis hopper

This looks promising: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/03/24/dennis-hoppers-divorce-attorney-says-actor-dying/?test=latestnews

Not that I wish him any harm, but I would like to win the dick.

Yep, smedley. Nina has the honor of dancing with Mr Hopper.

Sally Kern. I’m gonna keep wishing for Sally Kern until I win.

I’m sticking with Hollywood, and another veteran of ’60s TV like The Outer Limits and The Untouchables–Cliff Robertson.

Cyril Smith, British politician of legendary girth.

So you are a weasel

Ok, put me in for America’s oldest teenager, Dick Clark…

Smedley, most web browsers come with a “search this page” feature, usual control+F will start it up for you.

(several of my “first choices” were taken)

Mew

@ imcaver

I hope you’re wrong!

Has anyone called Dennis Hopper? I take him if you haven’t. He got a Star today and he is dying. I will miss him.

Aw, yeah, Steve — Hopper is LONG gone. I mean, in the Dead Pool. Got to be faster than that!

I’m trying to nerve myself up to watch River’s Edge again in his honor.

Maya Angelou.

Not because of any malice. A very interesting person who was actually held down by the man (life actually) if you believe what she writes. Me, I like her genre of “autobiographical fiction” which sort of gives me permission to make up shit about my life. Why, I remember discussing this very same topic with Barbie Benton several years ago. We also talked about the fact that my choice
of Dr. Angelou in a Sweasel dead pool transcended the
the oppression of temporalism.

-BBB

Does Peter Gowland count? Never heard of him, but there it is. Personally, I say ‘no’.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100329/ap_on_en_ot/us_obit_peter_gowland

Gah! I knew I should have gone with “41 random Russians”.

I’m sticking with David Hasselhoff. Don’t wish it on him, hope he gets better, but ….

Who had John Forsythe?

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9ER5D682&show_article=1

“Get ’em Angels”

Damnit! It’s these “out of sight, out of mind” people that keep dropping.

Hopefully nobody had John Forsythe!

Entries stopped coming in, so here’s the master list:

Mrs Compton – 6:00 PM 3/19/10 – Maggie Thatcher
Mrs. Hill – 6:01 PM 3/19/10 – Robert Byrd
Pablo – 6:02 PM 3/19/10 – Zsa Zsa Gabor
Bob – 6:02 PM 3/19/10 – Jimmy Carter
Mr. Compton – 6:04 PM 3/19/10 – Liz Taylor
Rich Rostrom – 6:06 PM 3/19/10 – Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-NY)
Eirik – 6:20 PM 3/19/10 – Tom Lehrer
Allen – 6:23 PM 3/19/10 – Charles Keating
Jeff Weimer – 6:24 PM 3/19/10 – Penny Marshall
ChicagoJedi – 6:24 PM 3/19/10 – Willie Nelson
gloriousrooster – 6:44 PM 3/19/10 – Kirk Douglas
LarkBunting – 6:52 PM 3/19/10 – Ruth Bader Ginsburg
naleta – 6:56 PM 3/19/10 – Michael Moore
Pavel – 6:57 PM 3/19/10 – Billy Graham
Janna – 7:39 PM 3/19/10 – Dick ‘heh’ Clark
EW1(SG) – 7:42 PM 3/19/10 – Jack LaLanne.
porknbean – 8:01 PM 3/19/10 – Senator Specter
Scubafreak – 8:03 PM 3/19/10 – James Garner
Bob Sledd – 8:04 PM 3/19/10 – Nazti Pelosi
Enas Yorl – 8:11 PM 3/19/10 – Burt Reynolds
Mrs. Peel – 8:13 PM 3/19/10 – Lautenberg
Montenegro – 8:20 PM 3/19/10 – Lee Major
Gromulin – 8:26 PM 3/19/10 – Antoine “Fats” Domino
Bill (… from Iraq) T – 8:29 PM 3/19/10 – Harry Reid
Nina from GCP – 8:35 PM 3/19/10 – Dennis Hopper
rustbucket – 8:42 PM 3/19/10 – Bernie Madoff
Pupster – 8:43 PM 3/19/10 – Betty White
Elphaba – 8:53 PM 3/19/10 – Bill Clinton
EZnSF – 8:58 PM 3/19/10 – Art Linkletter
Wiccapundit – 9:07 PM 3/19/10 – Former Speaker of the House Jim Wright
JeffS – 9:12 PM 3/19/10 – Barney Frank
Mike C. – 9:35 PM 3/19/10 – ‘Doc’ Watson
jw – 10:19 PM 3/19/10 – Clint Walker
hemmersheim – 10:22 PM 3/19/10 – John Edwards
JC – 10:55 PM 3/19/10 – BB King
charlie hutcheson – 11:13 PM 3/19/10 – Abe vigoda
armybrat – 11:28 PM 3/19/10 – Cassius Clay, aka Muhammad Ali
Steamboat McGoo – 11:35 PM 3/19/10 – Leslie Nielsen
Lipstick – 12:05 AM 3/20/10 – Rue Mcclanahan
Blue Octopi – 12:05 AM 3/20/10 – Rip Torn
The Dread Pirate Neck Beard – 12:13 AM 3/20/10 – Lou Bega
jwpaine – 12:21 AM 3/20/10 – Doc Severinsen
Shepherd2 – 12:51 AM 3/20/10 – Amy Winehouse
MarkT – 12:58 AM 3/20/10 – Gore Vidal
scott – 1:02 AM 3/20/10 – the Queen of England
Bugs – 1:05 AM 3/20/10 – Ben Nelson
Mumbles – 1:33 AM 3/20/10 – Clint Eastwood
Bruno Braun – 1:43 AM 3/20/10 – Jimmy Arness
Princess Bernie – 1:53 AM 3/20/10 – John Wooden
PatAZ – 2:19 AM 3/20/10 – John Paul Stevens
David Gillies – 3:03 AM 3/20/10 – Gordon Brown
Tattoo De Plane – 4:18 AM 3/20/10 – Hugh Hefner
imcaver – 5:08 AM 3/20/10 – The artist formerly known as Prince
MissTammy – 7:32 AM 3/20/10 – Elizabeth Edwards
catnip – 7:32 AM 3/20/10 – Lawrence Eagleburger
Spad13 – 7:45 AM 3/20/10 – Keith Richards
harbqll – 8:57 AM 3/20/10 – Jack Nicholson
tawny – 10:14 AM 3/20/10 – President Mubarak of Egypt
steve – 12:02 PM 3/20/10 – Kim Jong Il
Sockless Joe – 3:49 PM 3/20/10 – Phyllis Diller
Woolie M. – 8:46 PM 3/20/10 – Henry Kissinger
rickylizardo – 2:14 AM 3/21/10 – Harry Morgan
Warm Mountain – 2:36 AM 3/21/10 – Larry King
Tek Roo – 6:14 AM 3/21/10 – Efrem Zimbalist, Jr
mandel bread – 3:06 PM 3/21/10 – Charles Durning
James – 6:30 PM 3/21/10 – Robert Mugabe
David – 8:44 PM 3/21/10 – Gene Wilder
apotheosis – 5:28 AM 3/22/10 – Bart Stupak
roamingfirehydrant – 6:25 AM 3/22/10 – Dr. Joyce Brothers
Beyond Bibb’s Store – 12:39 PM 3/22/10 – Zbigniew Brzezinski
gulliblepratt – 9:27 PM 3/22/10 – Nelson Mandela
Mija Cat – 11:23 PM 3/22/10 – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
MrCaniac – 1:03 AM 3/23/10 – Barbara Billingsley
Fa Cube Itches – 3:20 AM 3/23/10 – Lohan
Mike – 7:17 AM 3/24/10 – Carol Channing
Hotrodelectric – 11:20 PM 3/24/10 – Cal Worthington
Alice H – 2:08 PM 3/25/10 – Sally Kern
cbullitt – 3:09 PM 3/25/10 – Cliff Robertson
Richard – 10:39 PM 3/25/10 – Cyril Smith
BigBlueBug – 6:50 PM 3/27/10 – Maya Angelou
surfhut – 4:54 PM 3/31/10 – David Hasselhoff

Mr. Matamoros tried for Dick Clark; he was only a week late. (Though Janna picked “Dick ‘heh’ Clark”, so it could be missed on a search. Check for last name only or funny misspellings, like “Nazti Pelosi”. Yeah, I’m an engineer.)

And…Malcolm McLaren sneaks into the abyss unclaimed. Bummer.

I’m calling Sir George Martin.

Okay. Off to check that huge list. Dixie Carter just slipped the mortal coil. RIP one of Hollowood’s few decent wimmins.

Any pro wrestler from the 80s – excluding Rowdy Roddy Piper. It came to me in a dream.

um…I had that Polish dude, right?

Is it too late to pick?

If it’s not, can I claim Sen John Glenn?

Shane MacGowan of the Pogues… I still cant believe that hes not dead.

And I pick Juan Antonio Samaranch

The complete list, updated.

Mrs Compton – 6:00 PM 3/19/10 – Maggie Thatcher
Mrs. Hill – 6:01 PM 3/19/10 – Robert Byrd
Pablo – 6:02 PM 3/19/10 – Zsa Zsa Gabor
Bob – 6:02 PM 3/19/10 – Jimmy Carter
Mr. Compton – 6:04 PM 3/19/10 – Liz Taylor
Rich Rostrom – 6:06 PM 3/19/10 – Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-NY)
Eirik – 6:20 PM 3/19/10 – Tom Lehrer
Allen – 6:23 PM 3/19/10 – Charles Keating
Jeff Weimer – 6:24 PM 3/19/10 – Penny Marshall
ChicagoJedi – 6:24 PM 3/19/10 – Willie Nelson
gloriousrooster – 6:44 PM 3/19/10 – Kirk Douglas
LarkBunting – 6:52 PM 3/19/10 – Ruth Bader Ginsburg
naleta – 6:56 PM 3/19/10 – Michael Moore
Pavel – 6:57 PM 3/19/10 – Billy Graham
Janna – 7:39 PM 3/19/10 – Dick ‘heh’ Clark
EW1(SG) – 7:42 PM 3/19/10 – Jack LaLanne.
porknbean – 8:01 PM 3/19/10 – Senator Specter
Scubafreak – 8:03 PM 3/19/10 – James Garner
Bob Sledd – 8:04 PM 3/19/10 – Nazti Pelosi
Enas Yorl – 8:11 PM 3/19/10 – Burt Reynolds
Mrs. Peel – 8:13 PM 3/19/10 – Lautenberg
Montenegro – 8:20 PM 3/19/10 – Lee Major
Gromulin – 8:26 PM 3/19/10 – Antoine “Fats” Domino
Bill (… from Iraq) T – 8:29 PM 3/19/10 – Harry Reid
Nina from GCP – 8:35 PM 3/19/10 – Dennis Hopper
rustbucket – 8:42 PM 3/19/10 – Bernie Madoff
Pupster – 8:43 PM 3/19/10 – Betty White
Elphaba – 8:53 PM 3/19/10 – Bill Clinton
EZnSF – 8:58 PM 3/19/10 – Art Linkletter
Wiccapundit – 9:07 PM 3/19/10 – Former Speaker of the House Jim Wright
JeffS – 9:12 PM 3/19/10 – Barney Frank
Mike C. – 9:35 PM 3/19/10 – ‘Doc’ Watson
jw – 10:19 PM 3/19/10 – Clint Walker
hemmersheim – 10:22 PM 3/19/10 – John Edwards
JC – 10:55 PM 3/19/10 – BB King
charlie hutcheson – 11:13 PM 3/19/10 – Abe vigoda
armybrat – 11:28 PM 3/19/10 – Cassius Clay, aka Muhammad Ali
Steamboat McGoo – 11:35 PM 3/19/10 – Leslie Nielsen
Lipstick – 12:05 AM 3/20/10 – Rue Mcclanahan
Blue Octopi – 12:05 AM 3/20/10 – Rip Torn
The Dread Pirate Neck Beard – 12:13 AM 3/20/10 – Lou Bega
jwpaine – 12:21 AM 3/20/10 – Doc Severinsen
Shepherd2 – 12:51 AM 3/20/10 – Amy Winehouse
MarkT – 12:58 AM 3/20/10 – Gore Vidal
scott – 1:02 AM 3/20/10 – the Queen of England
Bugs – 1:05 AM 3/20/10 – Ben Nelson
Mumbles – 1:33 AM 3/20/10 – Clint Eastwood
Bruno Braun – 1:43 AM 3/20/10 – Jimmy Arness
Princess Bernie – 1:53 AM 3/20/10 – John Wooden
PatAZ – 2:19 AM 3/20/10 – John Paul Stevens
David Gillies – 3:03 AM 3/20/10 – Gordon Brown
Tattoo De Plane – 4:18 AM 3/20/10 – Hugh Hefner
imcaver – 5:08 AM 3/20/10 – The artist formerly known as Prince
MissTammy – 7:32 AM 3/20/10 – Elizabeth Edwards
catnip – 7:32 AM 3/20/10 – Lawrence Eagleburger
Spad13 – 7:45 AM 3/20/10 – Keith Richards
harbqll – 8:57 AM 3/20/10 – Jack Nicholson
tawny – 10:14 AM 3/20/10 – President Mubarak of Egypt
steve – 12:02 PM 3/20/10 – Kim Jong Il
Sockless Joe – 3:49 PM 3/20/10 – Phyllis Diller
Woolie M. – 8:46 PM 3/20/10 – Henry Kissinger
rickylizardo – 2:14 AM 3/21/10 – Harry Morgan
Warm Mountain – 2:36 AM 3/21/10 – Larry King
Tek Roo – 6:14 AM 3/21/10 – Efrem Zimbalist, Jr
mandel bread – 3:06 PM 3/21/10 – Charles Durning
James – 6:30 PM 3/21/10 – Robert Mugabe
David – 8:44 PM 3/21/10 – Gene Wilder
apotheosis – 5:28 AM 3/22/10 – Bart Stupak
roamingfirehydrant – 6:25 AM 3/22/10 – Dr. Joyce Brothers
Beyond Bibb’s Store – 12:39 PM 3/22/10 – Zbigniew Brzezinski
gulliblepratt – 9:27 PM 3/22/10 – Nelson Mandela
Mija Cat – 11:23 PM 3/22/10 – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
MrCaniac – 1:03 AM 3/23/10 – Barbara Billingsley
Fa Cube Itches – 3:20 AM 3/23/10 – Lohan
Mike – 7:17 AM 3/24/10 – Carol Channing
Hotrodelectric – 11:20 PM 3/24/10 – Cal Worthington
Alice H – 2:08 PM 3/25/10 – Sally Kern
cbullitt – 3:09 PM 3/25/10 – Cliff Robertson
Richard – 10:39 PM 3/25/10 – Cyril Smith
BigBlueBug – 6:50 PM 3/27/10 – Maya Angelou
surfhut – 4:54 PM 3/31/10 – David Hasselhoff
Nora Trane – 2:17 am 4/20/10 – Sen John Glenn
Chairman Mow – 4:43 am 4/20/10,- Shane MacGowan of the Pogues
smedleythebarbarian – 11:05 pm 4/20/10 – Juan Antonio Samaranch

Juan Antonio Samaranch seems to have shuffled off .. but did Smedley the Barbarian make his pick under the wire?

Stay tuned for the decision from Chief Judge Weasel …

I’m onna say…no. Not because of the timing, but because I never hoid of the man.

Olympics chief! Pff! You won’t get dicks out of me THAT easily…!

Never heard of the pretentious prick.
I hate him enough to accept that.
I did sneak under the rader.
He was still alive, when I picked
I DEMAND ANOTHER PICK
I can hve one
Oh! thank you very much

OK have you heard of Bret Michaels
Lead singer of poision and some celebrity crap show?

Is the Aunty’s Spotted Dick better than Heinz Spotted Dick? One of our local grocery stores has the Heinz Spotted Dick, and it was ok. When I put spotted dick in my mouth, I want a good tasting spotted dick.

I’ve not tried the Heinz one, but the ones I’ve seen come in a can. I can’t imagine canned dick is very appealing.

Aunty’s dick is in a handy microwavable dish.

Alas, no one appears to have Lynn Redgrave. Unless this counts…then yay me!

Lena Horne, gone at 92. Don’t recall seeing her in the pool, though.

Gosh. I didn’t know she was still alive.

Hey, Mumbles — what the heck is your avatar? It looks like Jimmy Carter holding a platter stacked with European butter packets.

Did anybody have Frank Franzetta?

Weasie, the avatar is Jimmuh Carter with a pyramid of Preparation H boxes stacked in front of him while holding the “iconic” Obama “Hope” pix above the top box. It doesn’t translate too well to the dinky avatar size.

Weasel, the Heinz is in a can, and the label says it can be microwaved after removing from the can. The store also has Treacle. My local grocery has a nice little section with British foods.

Yeah, I used to tease Uncle B that all the British food was in the “ethnic foods” section of my Stop N Shop.

You know, Mumbles…now I’m kind of sorry I asked.

Stop & Shop calls it “International Foods” now. They must have figured out there’s white people food in there too.

Ronnie James Dio was 67? 67?? Really??

Yowza, I found the place where the cool kids hang out.

I went to a protest in Boston. Lots of hippies protesting the AZ law. The stalinist dude showed up as always along with the Pali flag waving dbag. I was attempting to out crazy the commie guy but he ran away. A fine lass I met was very committed to the plight of illegal aliens. Not so committed that she’d talk to a creepy guy like me about the forgotten aliens at area 51 though. I hoped to convince the anarchist dudes that the pali flag waver was discretely taking their pictures with a cell phone but it didn’t quite work out.

Protester baiting may not be as snazzy a sport as bobsledding but it is a lot of fun (and a bit dangerous but that’s how i roll.

=BBB

I have it on good authority that Doris Day is not long for this world.

Nancy Reagan

Art Linkletter?

Art Linkletter has quoted his last brat. After 65 days, EZnSF takes the dick!

Glad SOMEONE did, just wish it was me. 🙂

Woot!

Now for the real question. Will our hostess weasel get the pool cleaned and re-filled tomorrow or will it be a week?

Mew

(puts $1.00 American on next week…)

I’ve nailed the reboots to Fridays, Mija. So check back tomorrow at 6pm GMT — whatever that is your time. I’ll set it up to autopost.

Okay, next time I’m across the pond, I owe Weasel a money.

ok so when are we on……..?

I think I got one locked down…….

Next Friday.

NEXT friday……..I can’t wait that long……….

SHE MIGHT DIE before next friday!!!!!!!!!!

Gary Coleman

Has anyone bet on the demise of the US dollar yet?

Hmmm. Till then, take comfort, Stoatie. Dennis Hopper has ridden his big chopper into eternity and you’re out no dick since we’re on hiatus till next week!

Weasie, the reaper picked a heckuva week to go hog wile while the “pool” was resetting. Golden Girl Rue McClanahan just slipped the mortal coil.

Ack! wile=wild. Just saw that Lipstick had her!

So Betty White is the last Golden Girl standing? In the end, there could be only One.

I’m broadening my horizons and going with Herb Alpert. His brass is old.

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Thanks Princess B. I was sweating it a little, too, but I think it’s one more hour.

Timecheck (in California)

I’m sticking with America’s oldest teenager, Dick Clark…

No one had the Sausage King, eh?

Jimmy Dean, AKA Willard White, RIP.