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Helen Thomas.

Just because it’d be the decent thing to do.

As in, “really hoping she goes for the long walk off the short pier” is the decent thing to do…

She just had Cameron ’round to tea, to give him a piece of her mind. I think the Mag-on is in pretty good shape at the moment, Mrs C.

Joran Van der Sloooot, in the holding cell, with the large hands around his throat, whilst being buggered by a 390 pound meth crazed cartel drug mule named (what else) Carlos.

One can dream, right?

I’m stickin’ with al Qaeda. Let’s go with, Osama bin Laden this time.

His Anus, the Grand Kleagle, Robert Byrd…

(I have a feeling that he may have already died months ago, and few had noticed….Just a passing thought)

Okay, all that scrambled html is a first.

To reiterate: Helen Thomas.

Mayber she’ll do the decent thing for once in her life and take a long walk off a short pier.

At Sea World. Over the shark tank.

It is my belief that Helen Thomas will soon get skwushed ‘neath the wheels of a Washington DC garbage truck, while wandering the streets aimlessly, at 4:00AM (Humpty Dumpty Standard Time), arm in arm with an Ambien-and-vodka befuddled (as though there were any other kind) Patches Kennedy.

The former Casius Clay, Mohammed Ali.

Bob Barker, for no apparent reason other than lack of imagination.

Since my choice of Dennis Hopper timed his passing very badly as far as me winning the dick is concerned, who do I go with now?

Mick Jagger, because both he and Keith Richards already look like they’re dead.

Kim Jong Ill the elder, in the conservatory with a tactical nuke.

I think I’m going to switch to Abe Vigoda. He’s getting up there too.

Jimmah! Carter.

I am Foghorn Leghorn up there. Forgot to take my sock off.

Again, Ruby Muhammad…..

No problems Mz Weasel, I’m not wishing her dead or anything. I adore her and this is my insurance policy. I never win anything!! 🙂

I’m going to go contrary and take Betty White. She’s got a good enough sense of timing to go out on top.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg…I’ve been a very good girl this year. Thats all I want for my birthday. Please, oh please.

Lindsay Lohan. In jail, of an overdose while drunk and being cuddled by a very butch chick.

Lawrence Eagleburger

Michael Moore, all it’s gonna take is one thin mint.

I’ll take Fidel Castro again. i hope this round lasts longer than ten minutes like the last one but not too much longer!!!

Gore Vidal.

Zsa Zsa Gabor in the Library with a candlestick or something.

I’m sticking with J. Gordon Brown, former PM of those Sceptred Isles wherein Weasel and Badger have their abode. He put his dick in the mouths of 61 million people* for 13 years. Now it’s time I get to eat a dick I actually voted for.

*That’s 793 million man years of involuntary blowjobs! Shee-it!

Joe Cocker – he was on stage for the final show of “America Idle” recently and he looked terrible. Of course I thought he was about to die when he was on stage at Woodstock in 1969 so I could be wrong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQDakdp5WZ0&feature=related

When they come for him, his scream will make the demons pause for a moment….

Ernest Borgnine.
But I hope I’m wrong.

Got to go with Harry Morgan this time. Det. Gannon/Colonol Potter for the win. Please just go ahead and put the dick in my mouth, yum yum.

I’ll go with Dick Clark, again. He has to die sometime. And I totally missed the last two Dead Pools. I must’ve been in the loo!

Fess Parker, sadly to say. 🙁

I’m gonna stick Jack LaLanne’s name in there: ’cause I like the guy an’ I figger if I choose him in the pool, I’ll lose…so he’ll live longer!!

Fess Parker, he dead. Sorry to break the news, jw — he died in March.

Mullah Mohamed Omar, via Predator Drone.

Comment from EZnSF
Time: June 11, 2010, 6:21 pm

Bob Barker, for no apparent reason other than lack of imagination.

#snort# Him, or you? 🙂

Lets go this time with the “where the fuck did that come from?” choice, and say Prince Philip. He’s farting-dust old, so he has that going for him.

Dr. Joyce Brothers.

And how do *you* feel about that?

For Some Vegetable:

Woodstock Translated

Damn……

Princess Bernie ya beat me to lindsey lohan…….

ok, now that I am over that……..

Heaven please forbid…………

The Outlaw Josey Wales,

Mr Clint Eastwood.

steve, I nearly pee’d myself laughing at that the first time I saw it.

hemmer, I honestly believe that Clint is too ornery to die.

Steve, You have just solved most of life with that. I must now offer this as a rebuttal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qFdbUEq5s (unfortunatlly i do not have subtitles for stupid)

To Monotone (The Elderish):

It’s definitely them damned metallic oxide salts….

The science on THAT is long since settled.

And when you combine those metallic oxide salts with the di-hydrogen monoxide….

Well, you get what you get….that’s all I’m sayin’

And, Stoaty….I burffeled the posting of a link to a motivational story for your chicklets….back in your chicklet (chickling?) post from a day or two ago…

You may want to print it out and post it on the hen house wall….

Brett Michaels. He’s got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

Billy Graham. But he’s been ready to go, like, FOREVER!

Carl Reiner.
No joke.

Carol Channing.

Fidel officially.. cause theres too many commies running governments as it is

Penny Marshall’s my guess.

OT: Anyone having trouble commenting with Firefox? My comment text is invisible when I use Firefox. Very odd, been doing it for a while. Working okay in IE.

Thanks steve for that Joe Cocker mondegreen extravaganza!
Thanks Gromulin for not putting the juju on B.B..

I’m sticking with Mrs. Beasley

seems Hotrodelectric pinched my Prince Phillip
I’ll take The Quoon

Whitney Houston. Just because she looked really bad in those pictures of her concert in Denmark or wherever it was. And since someone already took my first choice of Billy Graham.

Elizabeth Edwards (does she count as a celebrity?)

Just to go off way into the ozone:

Bobby Doerr, 9x All-Star secondbaseman for the Boston Red Sox, being the oldest living member of the Hall of Fame. (Weasel, you lived in Red Sox country for decades – surely you heard of him…)

I’m actually suprised that noone has taken Dr Ruth yet….

My recent guesses haven’t been all that good, and have all been political. Let’s try entertainment.

Tom Baker.

You know, that Doctor Who bloke. Not that I wish him ill, but he’s getting up there, and did not look the picture of health when last seen on the telly…

Mew

Using the search function…I gathered nobody has Mike Wallace yet. So that’s my horse.

I’ll stick with Charles Johnson of LGF “fame.” I’m still hoping he’ll do the decent thing and off himself.

Surprised no one has snagged Liz Taylor yet. Mine!

Mitch Miller

R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P.

Here we are wishing for the some of the lamest persons on earth to shuffle off, and then one of the really great ones has to show them how it’s done.

That always was his job: showing the children how to grow up and do the tough things in life.

I can’t believe Hemmm picked Clint Eastwood. That’s just wrong.

I’m gonna go with Terrell Owens.
Just because he’s always been *that guy*.

Oh feh! A HOAX. A happy turnabout. Ermey is alive and shoutin’.

Doris Day

George Soros. Would upset Obie’s apple cart.

(Wishful thinking plus he’s pretty old.)

Or John Edwards, done in by Elizabeth.

Comment from smedleythebarbarian
Time: June 12, 2010, 2:52 am

seems Hotrodelectric pinched my Prince Phillip
I’ll take The Quoon

Good sir, I most definitely did not pinch Prince Philip. If I had not only would he have noticed, but I feel quite certain that the Quoon would have beat my fat ass with a rusty iPod or something. 🙂

Amy Winehouse…in a pool of her own (or someone else’s) vomit…

Herb Alpert — just because no one’s seen him in years.

Actually Lulu, I think Olby’s head would explode onscreen, giving us a two for one party package…..

Dayum — Robert Byrd and Teh Jummeh! already taken. Serves me right for going on a 2-day bender Thursday night. GRRR!

OK — put me down for Bawney Fwank. ‘Cause rogering so many folks via a Gubmint-sponsored real-estate scam has got to have repercussions.

Also, it somehow makes poetic justice for awarding of The Dick.

Who’s left? Barbara Billingsley, that’s who.

scubafreak, could be a threefer: Soros, Obie (BHO), and Olby (Olbermann). Whee!

Eli Wallach, since my first choice, Billy Graham, is already tooken.

Sorry HowardDevore…..Fidel Castro is mine….unless you mean the Fidel who lives down the block from you….right now I’m sticking pins in my Castro voodoo doll…hope thats not against the rules!!

Hugh Hefner is my pick. The randy old goat is getting pretty ripe I figure.

Roger Ebert. Two thumbs up!

Raul Castro. I mean, I was sure Fidel would have kicked by now, but Raul ain’t no spring chicken either.

How is Twiggy now? I’ll take her.

nbpundit sez:

How is Twiggy now? I’ll take her.

Well, I’d say that Twiggy would be a terrific choice for a lot of things, but not Round Nine of the Celebrity Dead Pool.

Maybe a later round.

Much, much later. 😉

I’m a bit late, but I’ll take Barbara Walters, for the political and entertainment categories.

Phyllis Diller

Doesn’t look a day past 92.

To bad no one had Jimmy Dean. He’s having his sausages up in heaven now.

Scroll all the way through hoping nobody picked Phyllis and foiled by another Moron.

Rue Paul,Sir Paul and Paul Harvey Jr.

John Glenn or Rob Reiner? John Glenn or Rob Reiner? Either one would be Ab Fab. Hmmmmm…… John Glenn or Rob Reiner?

I’m going with Rob Reiner this round.

Jimmy Dea…..fuck!

Oh no! Jimmy Dean?! <sulk>

María Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Gutiérrez de los Perales Santa Ana Romanguera y de la Hinojosa Rasten.

AKA Charo.

Frank Oz. just because I got muppets on the brain.

Jimmy did right well for himself — kids who never knew he was a singer have chowed down on his pre-packed sammidges in military airfield passenger “lounges” worldwide.

Geez, 88 entries and nobody’s picked Henry “The Human Earwig” Waxman yet?

Nostrildamus is too ugly to die, Bill.

“Geez, 88 entries and nobody’s picked Henry “The Human Earwig” Waxman yet?”

He’s all yours, Bill. Have at him. Please.

well, I would have sworn he was alive, raising a vineyard or some such. Maybe I was thinking Clint Walker. In anycase, since I bungled that so craptackularily, I shall refrain from a second choice.

RIP Fess Parker.

Oh, yes, also, RIP, Jimmy Dean.

Peace,comfort and love to their families.

Charo, *Cuchi-Cuchi_ is too well fit and plays a mighty fine gee-tar. I think she will be around for quite awhile.

p.s.

If you tell me Charo is dead, Stoaty, I’m gonna give da fuck up. 😉

Ironically, I know someone who was assaulted by Charo’s .. assets .. just a year or two ago. She was quite healthy at the time….

Yeah, I know. I just wanted to post that awesome infused with awesomeness name.

Or, you know, be assaulted by those assets because then I would pick myself in the dead pool because I would have died from happiness.

P.S. Has Merv kicked off yet? I owe him for introducing me to the Cuchi-Cuchi girl. Thanks Merv!

I’ll go with Paul Gascoigne this week.

Suze Orman because BBB forgot about his vendetta.

How about Liza Minnelli? I betcha it’ll be from a botox overdose.

Randy Jackson
1 down 4 to go

Suze Orman because BBB forgot about his vendetta.

Ah, thank you for your thoughtfulness Dawn.

I’m now considering the upside of the coming zombie apocalypse.

First, the zombie bastard who gets my brains is gonna hurl.

Second, the hunt for Suze begins.

BBB, always looking on the bright side of life.

P.S.
gulliblepratt is a genius.

Since the first celeb I sat next to on a plane, Art Linkletter, was the big dick prize winning entry a few weeks back, I will go with the second celeb I sat next to on a plane.

*drum roll*

David Cassidy

And before all you ladies get your panties in a wad over this pick, I watched him down 5 double vodkas in 4 hours, and stagger off the plane. Oh, there was also his drunken phone call to Mrs. Compton.

This pick has a better chance than the Mrs’s does.

I’m sticking with Noam Chomsky. The worthless SOB has to discuss linguistics with Pol Pot in hell SOMETIME, the sooner the better.

Dear God! Staggering after a mere five vodkas in the vast expanse of five hours?!

The little creep wouldn’t last long at Badger House 😉

Die heretic!

Ronnie Lee Gardn…..Fuck!

No literary people here! No one had Jose Saramango.

Jerry Buss (owner of Los Angeles Lakers).

Prince Philip.

Manute Bo…..Fuck!

Lindsey Lohan of an “accidental” overdose. Heck, she may even take Britney S. along for the ride!

hey Carol:

Comment from hemmersheim
Time: June 12, 2010, 12:47 am

Damn……

Princess Bernie ya beat me to lindsey lohan…….

just sayin’

Oh Weasel our esteemed hostess?

Would it be too much to ask to point the Dead Pool link-y on the right side of the main page down here instead of to Dead Pool # 6? That was, like 3 wins and 3 or 4 weeks ago…

Too much trouble? Okay. Never mind, then.

Mew

Oops. There you go, Mija Cat. Feexed.

And yes, actually, it was a complete pain in the ass. I’d completely forgotten BlueHost made me change my password to one that was longer and had a mixture of uppercase, lowercase, numbers and PUNCTUATION, fer kri-yi. So I kept robotically punching in “the usual” and staring like a codfish at the “login failed” message.

Jack Nicholson.

I’m starting to think that, rather like my car, Senator Byrd is actually sustained the negative emotions of others.

And we have a Byrd in the hospital…

Byrd ‘in a serious’ condition, I guess Steve can almost taste the spotted dick.

Senator Byrd has now died.

Well, we still have Helen Thomas. RIP, Sheets.

Well, at least the heat from burning crosses prepared Byrd for the eternity of burning fire he is now experiencing.

ZOMFG!

He was a great champion of the poor, and made lots of them. RIP.

Now everybody: Envision a hunter green ’01 Sable wagon with 153K miles on it. Send it healing thoughts of love…

Weasie, are you on vacay or what? Send Steve his dick and let’s get on with our fondest wishes, er, uh, I mean, thoughtful deductions. Looking forward to 7/2.

Mumbles, I believe her mum-in-law is visiting today.

another one bites the dust………….

NEXT!!

Since the DP is kinda like pro wrestling, I would like to call “shenanigans” on Sen Byrd. I believe he was already expired at the start of the latest dead pool, and thus should not count. Until I see the coroners report or a birth certificate, I protest.

MrCaniac, this is America – where the dems never produce such documentation. Sorry ’bout your luck.

🙂

hmmmm, tough choice but I guess I’d have to go with Jesse James — if he doesn’t have aids yet he’s likely to pass something on the road and weasel away.

I thinks it time for another of the cast from Gilligan’s Island to check out. I choo-choo-choose…

Russell Johnson.

Don Knotts?

It seems improvident, foolish, to put the energizer bunny’s human twin in the DP, but, taking a risk:
Dick Cheney

Daniel Schorr, out at 93.

For anyone looking for The Dead Pool?

‘sover here:

http://sweasel.com/archives/6458

Mew