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Vote Barack

…or Michelle will give you a Big Hug.

Just fold you right up in the giant mutant embrace of those…holy shit, lady, what have you been doing to yourself? It looks like she’s been benchpressing Barack’s ego.

My Google news search juxtaposed the source picture with the caption Democrats bring in heavy hitter: Michelle Obama.

‘Tcha! I guess!


Comment from BuckNutty
Time: October 13, 2010, 9:58 pm

Smug, Plugs, and the Badonk-a-donk; the Simply Malaising Tour

“you’d think they’d be saying thank you!”

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 13, 2010, 10:04 pm

By the way, this quote:

“It means all the world to us to know that there are prayer circles out there and people who are keeping the spirits clean around us,” First Lady Michelle Obama said on the “Tom Joyner Morning Show” today.

Would be considered thirty-seven flavors of bug-fuck crazy if a righty had said it.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: October 13, 2010, 10:04 pm

For fuck’s sake.

Put down the Wacom tablet!
That’s it.
Put your hands behind your head.
I am now arresting you for incitement of racial hatred by reason of drawing a portrait of the Prophet Muhammed

But imagine the call if Michelle ever got loose in the English countryside.

radio chatter:
[what’s that Sarge? Michelle who?
Funny, doesn’t look like an ‘elle’ to me.
No Sarge I’m not mucking about.
Aww, Sarge she does not have beefier forearms than my cousin Steve. He twatted a cow once for looking at him funny and knocked it out.
OK Sarge, your shout (gunfire)
] end radio chatter.

Anyway, come on sunshine, you’re nicked.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 13, 2010, 10:10 pm

Some days I feel guilty.

Today isn’t one of ’em.

Comment from Allen
Time: October 13, 2010, 10:17 pm

Holy triceps, Weasel.

I’m speechless…

Aieee! It burnnnssss…

Comment from Gromulin
Time: October 13, 2010, 11:26 pm

You mean that’s NOT a P-shop? SRSLY?
Edit…jeez. Click first, comment second.

Comment from Mark T
Time: October 13, 2010, 11:29 pm

She means well, bless her heart.

Comment from SCOTTtheBADGER
Time: October 14, 2010, 12:19 am

EEK! Look at the blue flags! She is haranguing poor innocent Badgers! Well, she can shmooze the Democrats in Milwaukee all she wants, I am not voting for Russ Feingold, he voted for Obamacare, and for Harry ried, so he does not deserve to be Wisconsin’s Senator. He can move back to Middleton, a suburb of Madison, a city Governor Lee Dreyfus once called 50 square miles surrounded by reality

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 14, 2010, 12:30 am

Heh. Sorry, Gromulin. I’ll take that as a tribute to my chopping skills.

Comment from Andrea Harris
Time: October 14, 2010, 12:54 am

“keeping the spirits clean”? WTF does that mean? It sounds like something from a New Age cult.

Comment from Monotone (The Elderish)
Time: October 14, 2010, 1:57 am

Hmmm, I Always Thought Spanish Steroids were good stuff….

Comment from Randy Rager
Time: October 14, 2010, 2:37 am

It looks like she’s been benchpressing Barack’s ego.

There’s not enough muscle in the entire Universe.

Comment from EZnSF
Time: October 14, 2010, 2:55 am

Finally, arms to match her frame.

Comment from Bob Sledd
Time: October 14, 2010, 3:00 am

“You can’t see it behind here, but my ass is thiissss wide!”

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: October 14, 2010, 3:20 am

“Ah did not no eet at da time, but mah gaaden has ste-ROIDS from da futilyzah bilt rite een!”

Comment from Becca
Time: October 14, 2010, 1:33 pm

Are the spirits also articulate?

We may have to ask Reid.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 14, 2010, 1:45 pm

Scoob, that’s more Speedy Gonzales than Stepin Fetchit.

Comment from Gromulin
Time: October 14, 2010, 4:01 pm

You do have the Mad Skilz with the P-Shop, Stoaty. Sad part is that it was plausible enough for me to assume it was real…

Comment from ?
Time: October 14, 2010, 9:47 pm

My Awesome Michelle my (bar) Belle….

i guess i should not have listened to Yoda…. my lack of hatred has made you Strong…..

(note to self: contribute less, hate more = defined tri’s and bi’s)

Second Note to self:
“This is the second time in my adult life that I have felt PROUD… of my (hmm) triceps…”

Comment from Judging Panel
Time: October 14, 2010, 9:58 pm

An Awesome Landing Steve!!!
The judges are tallying the scores…. (it truly was Awesome)
it looks like the anti-American sentiment will cost this athlete acoupla’ points…

next on the mat… Illanna Marchenko; the new up and coming Soviet challenger.

Comment from Dennis
Time: October 15, 2010, 2:17 pm

I, for one, thank you for adding the nips. Kinda changes her from a “motha” to a “mother”. You did add the nips didn’t you stoaty? Oh my God. Tell me you did add the nips….!

Comment from Former Lurker
Time: October 16, 2010, 8:47 pm

“You did add the nips didn’t you stoaty”

Those are microphones…

Comment from Comrade Buffoon
Time: October 16, 2010, 11:20 pm

Been ages since I’ve been here and I can see the Weasel is still The Queen of Snark.

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Comment from Oh Hell
Time: October 24, 2010, 10:21 pm

Holy Crap – I hope she doesn’t get close enough to me to give me a hug. I’m to young to die….at least that way!!!

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