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Do you smell something?

Ha! Just kidding! You have to have some degree of self-awareness to produce flop-sweat. This guy will go to his grave thinking he’s bestest president that ever was.

A whole forest of swinging clue-bats wouldn’t help this one “get it.”

Still, I’m stonked that there are already calls for him to stand down in 2012. I can smell the FAIL from over here.


Comment from SCOTTtheBADGER
Time: November 15, 2010, 11:21 pm

I don’t see him doing it, his ego would not allow it. With the distaste between the Obama and Clinton factions, that will quite happily torpedo each other, that would almost assure a GOP win in 2012.

Saw this at Commander Salamander today, worth a watch: http://cdrsalamander.blogspot.com/2010/11/sal-and-actus-rhesus-go-for-walk-and.html It’s vocal pattern is a bit surreal, but the points made are quite valid.

Comment from Allen
Time: November 15, 2010, 11:32 pm

Oh, oh, just oh. The headline I read, “President’s Success Spotty, First Lady’s Stellar.” Now that had to leave a mark, he got bupkis, but still it was a success because his wife did so well.

You know you’re truly screwed when the best you can get is: First Lady dances with children.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: November 15, 2010, 11:44 pm

Damn. I was reading this, and suddenly started thinking about the Eric Cartman – Buck Rogers riff (funny as hell to anyone who watched that show as a kid), and suddenly wondered if anyone had gotten around to doing a Buck Rogers – Barry Obama riff……

Sadly, none were apparent on my last 3 google searches.. 🙁

Comment from JeffS
Time: November 16, 2010, 12:26 am

A whole forest of swinging clue-bats wouldn’t help this one “get it.”

Nor would a trainload of titanium cluebats. He’s that narcissistic.

Comment from Deborah
Time: November 16, 2010, 12:55 am

One thing about Patrick H. Caddell (from the link), he knows losers.

Comment from cobrakai99
Time: November 16, 2010, 3:11 am

The Emperor never even had a tailor.

Comment from Mamba 1-0
Time: November 16, 2010, 3:16 am

I know that this is well off-track, but thought you might find it interesting. It’s from an online comic, “Air Force Blues”.


And to think, without stoaty weasel, I’d never have understood this one.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: November 16, 2010, 3:46 am

OK, a little off topic, but I just found out that a new high jump world record was set on Nov 2nd, from the kneeling position, no less…..



Comment from Mike C.
Time: November 16, 2010, 8:58 am

Well, apparently he didn’t get enough dissing and humiliation on the Asia jaunt, so he’s off to the EU to get bitch-slapped some more.

Y’all can feel free to keep him if you want… We’ll throw in the limos and the planes.

Comment from j2
Time: November 16, 2010, 4:50 pm

what technique do you think was used to manufacture this, his latest fragrance?
-Steam Distillation …..?
or good old fashioned;

Comment from Mark
Time: November 16, 2010, 5:10 pm

Any chance we could get him to fly on an A380 in the spirit of bipartisanship or something like that?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 16, 2010, 6:06 pm

I always thought Straining at Stool sounded like a little English village, j2.

Comment from Clifford Scridlow
Time: November 16, 2010, 9:30 pm

“I always thought Straining at Stool sounded like a little English village, j2.”

Mock if you must, Ms. Weasel, but it killed Elvis. . .

Comment from David Gillies
Time: November 16, 2010, 10:41 pm

And George II.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 16, 2010, 11:20 pm

It kills a lot of people. Sends your blood pressure through the roof.

Breathe, people. Breathe.

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Time: November 17, 2010, 3:36 am

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Comment from Dede Miller – founder Divacafe.net
Time: November 17, 2010, 6:26 am

The Christmas gift of 2010!

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