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Do you smell something?

Ha! Just kidding! You have to have some degree of self-awareness to produce flop-sweat. This guy will go to his grave thinking he’s bestest president that ever was.

A whole forest of swinging clue-bats wouldn’t help this one “get it.”

Still, I’m stonked that there are already calls for him to stand down in 2012. I can smell the FAIL from over here.

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Comment from SCOTTtheBADGER
Time: November 15, 2010, 11:21 pm

I don’t see him doing it, his ego would not allow it. With the distaste between the Obama and Clinton factions, that will quite happily torpedo each other, that would almost assure a GOP win in 2012.

Saw this at Commander Salamander today, worth a watch: http://cdrsalamander.blogspot.com/2010/11/sal-and-actus-rhesus-go-for-walk-and.html It’s vocal pattern is a bit surreal, but the points made are quite valid.


Comment from Allen
Time: November 15, 2010, 11:32 pm

Oh, oh, just oh. The headline I read, “President’s Success Spotty, First Lady’s Stellar.” Now that had to leave a mark, he got bupkis, but still it was a success because his wife did so well.

You know you’re truly screwed when the best you can get is: First Lady dances with children.


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: November 15, 2010, 11:44 pm

Damn. I was reading this, and suddenly started thinking about the Eric Cartman – Buck Rogers riff (funny as hell to anyone who watched that show as a kid), and suddenly wondered if anyone had gotten around to doing a Buck Rogers – Barry Obama riff……

Sadly, none were apparent on my last 3 google searches.. 🙁


Comment from JeffS
Time: November 16, 2010, 12:26 am

A whole forest of swinging clue-bats wouldn’t help this one “get it.”

Nor would a trainload of titanium cluebats. He’s that narcissistic.


Comment from Deborah
Time: November 16, 2010, 12:55 am

One thing about Patrick H. Caddell (from the link), he knows losers.


Comment from cobrakai99
Time: November 16, 2010, 3:11 am

The Emperor never even had a tailor.


Comment from Mamba 1-0
Time: November 16, 2010, 3:16 am

I know that this is well off-track, but thought you might find it interesting. It’s from an online comic, “Air Force Blues”.

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc85/Mamba1-0/spotteddick.jpg

And to think, without stoaty weasel, I’d never have understood this one.


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: November 16, 2010, 3:46 am

OK, a little off topic, but I just found out that a new high jump world record was set on Nov 2nd, from the kneeling position, no less…..

http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/high_jump_record.htm

😉


Comment from Mike C.
Time: November 16, 2010, 8:58 am

Well, apparently he didn’t get enough dissing and humiliation on the Asia jaunt, so he’s off to the EU to get bitch-slapped some more.

Y’all can feel free to keep him if you want… We’ll throw in the limos and the planes.


Comment from j2
Time: November 16, 2010, 4:50 pm

Stoaty;
what technique do you think was used to manufacture this, his latest fragrance?
-Expression
-Enfleurage
-Maceration
-Steam Distillation …..?
or good old fashioned;
http://preview.tinyurl.com/382n2k3


Comment from Mark
Time: November 16, 2010, 5:10 pm

Any chance we could get him to fly on an A380 in the spirit of bipartisanship or something like that?
}:-]


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 16, 2010, 6:06 pm

I always thought Straining at Stool sounded like a little English village, j2.


Comment from Clifford Scridlow
Time: November 16, 2010, 9:30 pm

“I always thought Straining at Stool sounded like a little English village, j2.”

Mock if you must, Ms. Weasel, but it killed Elvis. . .


Comment from David Gillies
Time: November 16, 2010, 10:41 pm

And George II.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 16, 2010, 11:20 pm

It kills a lot of people. Sends your blood pressure through the roof.

Breathe, people. Breathe.


Comment from jessica
Time: November 17, 2010, 3:36 am

LOL
OMG
Awesome! I am so glad I discovered this site…now where can I order? 😛


Comment from Dede Miller – founder Divacafe.net
Time: November 17, 2010, 6:26 am

The Christmas gift of 2010!

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