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Limbaugh was talking about it as I came into work on his show, doing his level best to keep is straight and normal, but lets face it, double-entendre is unavoidable on this subject. It was all I could do to keep the car straight on the freeway, I was laughing so hard about it….

Apparently, Weiner is a real sanctimonious prick, so…ha ha, basically.

Also, the fact his name is “Weiner” proves that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Oh, yeah. Watch this YouTube of Weiner’s legislative performance art and tell me he doesn’t deserve everything he’s getting. Good and hard.

(Tweeted by Iowahawk).

Another of dickface….. watch at 8:50 where she asks him about the estate tax and his despicable response. He’s all for it because you will be dead and your kids didn’t ‘earn’ your money.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn_P1zupIcY&feature=related

His body language…total dick.

Makes ya wonder ust how many people have gotten the shaft by this guy. (pun absolutely intended)

“Anyhow, I reckon Rep. Weiner could use some cheering up about now. I’m thinking of sending him a two-pack of Aunty’s Spotted Dick.”

Oh gawd, I can already see the MSNBC headlines…..

😉

I wonder whose wiener, Weiner was twittering? I can’t believe he actually has one attached to his body…as in not an implant.

I wonder whose wiener, Weiner was twittering?

There is an official and repeated refusal to divulge whether the wiener in question is Weiner’s wiener. You’d think that one would be an easy “Hell, no! What are you, nuts?” And yet, it isn’t that easy. It leads a mind to wonder.

Ah, but if he was in dear old Blighty, you see, he’d be referred to as ‘The Honourable member…’

(insert evil cackle here)

He’s lying. The place in Twitter to send a private message is in a whole other part of Twitter from the regular message space, and there isn’t any way to send a private message to “all your followers” from the private message area. And you can’t send a photo directly via the private message thing. You can send a link (typed out, as a tinyurl to keep down the character count). Or you can just tweet it via the regular Twitter screen, which means all your followers can see it. There’s no “one character mistake” possible. Sheesh. I don’t use Twitter all that much, and even I know that.

The only thing I can think of is whatever site he used to send the photo from (Yfrog? Twitpic? I really haven’t followed this) doesn’t have Twitter’s rather complex setup, and it’s easier to send a photo to all your followers via one click. But then it wasn’t really “from Twitter” at all, but from Yfrog, or Twitpic, or whatever it was.

I know! He sent it to her via the photo site, and forgot to uncheck “send to Twitter,” which would have revealed whatever he sent to all his followers. Is that what happened? Then that sounds more plausible. But that’s not someone “hacking” his account, that’s him being careless.

Anyway, the lesson from all this is: if you want to send a photo of your erection to a coed, send it in a plain brown envelope via snail mail, and for god’s sakes don’t put your home address on the envelope.

That’s not a prank, that’s a frank!

“Oh I wish I were a Democratic Weiner,
that is what I truly want to be.
‘Cause if I were a Democratic Weiner,
all the press would cover up for me!”

Couldn’t happen to a nicer wiener, actually. He’s such a putz.

Nice ‘shop, Stoaty!

“Oh I wish I were a Democratic Weiner,
that is what I truly want to be.
‘Cause if I were a Democratic Weiner,
all the press would cover up for me!”

+10 🙂

This whole thing is giving me a hard..
..amount of not wanting to rush to judgement. Have been following it attentively since Saturday.

His most recent CNN appearance erases all doubt.
Couldn’t have happened to a better douche-bag.

SPOTTED DICK ALL AROUND!!
And when he resigns (please God, please God), or gets hauled up onto some ‘ethics’ board, I’ll be sending everyone in Weaselville a bottle of Knob Creek so we can all get cyber-drunk together.

happy dance, happy dance

I dunno though. Is Weinergate big enough for us to care about? 😉

@ Scub

Are you fucking kidding us?
This man has Power in congress, is a flag-bearer of the far left, and is next up for crowning as Mayor of NY.

This asswipe needs to be buried under three feet of porno mags and six foot of bullshit. That’s nine feet total.

For EZnSF:
Surely you can’t be serious! This POS is a Democrat. He may not be a Preferred Species like Rangel and Waters, but there is NO CHANCE IN HELL that he will be brought before the House Ethics Committee.

Please re-read my comment with a more open (and prefereably IN THE GUTTER) mind……

“Use the Shwartz, EZ..”

lol sorry scub.
I’ve always been a bit dense. (like a solid red cedar)

@Mark- point taken. But deep inside, I continually look for and wish that one day, one of these POS’s finally pushes the public over the brink, in a ‘Tar and Feathers Half-Priced on Amazon. Rail and Shipping Free’ kinda way.

At Amazon, we can order “Aunty’s Spotted Dick” and “Grace Spicy Cock Soup” (on the same link). It describes the Spotted Dick as a steamed pudding. I can’t stop laughing.

http://www.amazon.com/Auntys-Spotted-Dick-Pudding/dp/B002P9TAFK/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1306894570&sr=8-2

If he is not careful where he puts that thing, it WILL wind up with spots….

“Tar and Feathers Half-Priced on Amazon. Rail and Shipping Free” I LIKE!!!

Generousity is the hallmark of the Mustelididae.

“Tar and Feathers Half-Priced on Amazon. Rail and Shipping Free”

Pfui. I’m waiting for the special on canvas and quicklime.

Regards,
Ric

There is no coming back from that …

Forgive me–this is OT, but. . .Ric Locke self-published a book last week and, wow, is it good!

http: //www.amazon.com/Temporary-Duty-ebook/dp/B00531CPHC/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1306609256&sr=8-11
(Mind the gap)

I will never again refer dismissively to self-publishing as “vanity publishing.” The book is readable and engrossing (and I don’t even like Sci-Fi most of the time!)

Gotta great cover, too.

“Anyhow, I reckon Rep. Weiner could use some cheering up about now. I’m thinking of sending him a two-pack of Aunty’s Spotted Dick.”

Not to – heh! – put too blunt a point on it or anything, but…he seems to have a dick that’s already been rather comprehensively “spotted” –

That’s his hard and visible problem, y’know?…

(This is, indeed, the sort of incident for which the term “double entendre” was invented, I do believe…)

Can I pick Congressman Weiner’s political career in the death pool?

Boy, steve, if you really want to make THAT pick, you sure don’t understand American politics nor the US media. Look what letter follows the Weiner’s name. NOTHING will be done.

I adore this story. I can’t even BELIEVE his latest statement, “I didn’t tweet that, but I can’t be sure it’s not my junk.”

I mean, dude — once you’ve lied, go all in. Make it plausible, anyway.

I can’t even BELIEVE his latest statement, “I didn’t tweet that, but I can’t be sure it’s not my junk.”

Snort. NOBODY believes the statement itself, surely? What is more to the point is that you can’t believe he was dumb enough to make it. . .but sad experience teaches us that politicians are precisely that dumb. Let’s parse the statement, eh?

“can’t say with certitude”

If he were quite sure that there were no photos of him that would match the description of the notorious photo, then he could say with certitude. So “can’t say with certitude” means one or more of the following:

I have at some point taken such a picture of myself and placed it in a location which could be accessed by a prankster

I have at some point been in physical proximity to someone who had (or might have had) some form of camera, under circumstances when such a picture might have been taken

I might have, (da capo immediately above), but I don’t remember it.

None of those is anything but a dishonorable admission. Not, in my view, for moral reasons, but because (when the speaker is a politician or other public servant) they clearly demonstrate both arrogance and stupidity, neither of which is a desirable quality in either politics or public service.

Weiner?

Oh he’s a lowly arts graduate … say no more.

Fox had a great headline yesterday:
http://politics.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/06/01/weiner-im-sorry-i-was-little-stiff-yesterday
It was funny as hell!

Rep. Weiner first said he didn’t know the girl. Then he said his account was hacked. Now, he’s calling it a “prank.”

In fairness to Weiner, none of those are contradictory.

“I don’t know her” is shorthand for “of course I didn’t send it to her”, and “My account was hacked” is an explanation of how the picture got out at all – and “it was a prank” explains motive for the hacking.

They’re complementary parts of a unitary story.

That story might well be a damned lie – or it might just as easily be bad communication skills combined with surprise and actual innocence.

Beats me which it is.

Weiner’s latest:
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/06/02/weiner-says-hes-done-talking-about-twitter-photo-time-to-get-back-to-work/
Any bets on what “Law Enforcement” will do? I think I know…