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I dub thee Flaming Asshole (in honor of Johnny Mc)

liquid pain

…click above to view this masterpiece of the toper’s art in glorious color…

Because Enas Yorl dared me to, that’s why.

It’s a jigger of Sour Puss, a jigger of creme de banana and a jigger of creme de noya (made from real fruit pits!) mixed up in a bud vase (looks all Star Trek, don’t it?) and stuck in the freezer for an hour. It’s…not as vomitously hideous as you might think. It’s…tart. And kicky. Yeah, I’m finishing it. Shut up.

So today, I saw the mover and the exterminator. Tommorow, the dentist, followed by an all day Division meeting.

But tonight belongs to Flaming Asshole.


Comment from Enas Yorl
Time: January 31, 2008, 8:30 pm

Woah, color in the Weasel World! It almost seems wrong somehow. So, what’s giving it the red color? All of those bottles look like clear booze.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 31, 2008, 8:37 pm

The Rorschach test starts out with the familiar black and white inkblots and then suddenly introduces color ones. People who react strongly to the switch are said to experience “color shock.” I’ve forgotten what it’s supposed to mean, though.

All three boozes are actually vividly colored. It got lost in the image translation to grayscale. Sour Puss is BRIGHT red. Creme de noya is dark red. And creme de banana is…well, guess.

Comment from porknbean
Time: January 31, 2008, 8:39 pm

Okay, I like that Sour Puss bottle.

Comment from Muslihoon
Time: January 31, 2008, 11:17 pm

You know, that glass looks quite futuristic.

Unless it’s actually quite common, which might be the case. I wouldn’t know. I’m ignorant when it comes to the drinker’s world.

In any case, I think it belongs on a spaceship (the cool, futuristic ones, not the cramped current ones).

Question: does Uncle B have a coat of arms? If one does not, what is necessary to get one? Do you think King Al-Sharlas (Charles) III will have a crescent in his? (My fellow Brits and Brit-knowing Americans: can you full me in on these rumors that your Crown Prince has become an infidel Mohammaden? Seems like Di wanted to sleep with one, while Charles wants to become one. Not that this would be the first time a high-level British figure kept his religion hidden: witness Blair who was a Catholic in heart for a long time but only officially joined the Catholic Church after leaving office.)

I also have a question about my dog, but I think I have hijacked this thread enough. (Hey, hijacking is what we brown people do best. After blowing stuff up (often along with ourselves).)


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 1, 2008, 7:14 am

Yes, I have a bad habit of buying and drinking out of those, because I think they look mighty cool and futuristic. It is, however, a common crystal bud vase. I also sometimes drink out of candleholders for the same reason.

And I don’t think anybody knows, beyond the rumor he converted. I’d be awfully surprised if he did. But the whole family is pretty multi-culti — not surprising, I guess, when their whole job is running around meeting world dignitaries. Also, like most rich people, they seem like they’re way lefty. Hard to tell — they’re not supposed to meddle in politics (isn’t that weird?), so you kind of have to guess at things.

Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: February 1, 2008, 8:28 am

I’ve forgotten what it’s supposed to mean, though.

Probably something to do with wanting to do your mother. That’s what everything in psychology – the way I understand it at least – boils down to.

‘Oh, doctor, you must help me – I have a recurring dream wherein I get chased by a giant purple monster with a glowing tennis racket!’

‘Hmmm, yeah, that only means you want to do your mother.’

‘Oh, thank god. I thought it might be something serious.’

Musli: I think you buy coats of arms on eBay like you do peerages (the only Lord I’ve ever known was Abdul Latif, Lord of Harpole who owned The Rupali resaurant in Newcastle-upon-Tyne which I literally lived next door to during my tenure at university, and who, upon composing this post, I’ve found out has since sadly died). My friend once found out his family crest by paying some company to trace his family tree back to ye olde days and then present him with this little picture in a jolly nice frame and saying, ‘Here’s your family crest Mr. Potatoslinger – look, it has a wolf on it. Ahhh!’
I haven’t got one and I doubt that B will be able to afford one either after having just bought that huge shit tank with the random number generator stuck on the side for some reason.
I think the Prince-Charles-is-a-closet-Muslim thing is a bit farfetched. Dianna’s sexual relationships were with rich Arabs who may or may not have been Muslims, and if indeed they were, they were the moderate ones, not the head-cutty-off ones.
Likewise, Charles’ non-sexual (I assume) relationships with rich Arabs are with moderate Muslim Arabs…uh, actually he does hang out with Saudi and Emirati prices and some of those are far from moderate…
But still, much as he hates Britain and America, I don’t think he’s trying to destroy us or anything (who’d want to be king of a wasteland?). I believe I’ll go with trying to further mulicuturalism as his goal.
He’s still a prick though, I much prefer William, who, as we speak is learning to be a pilot in the skies around these here parts, I shit you not.

RIP Abdul Latif. And RIP to all the poor saps who took on your Curry Challenge (finish a super-hot curry and get it for free) and didn’t make it.

Comment from Pupster
Time: February 1, 2008, 11:37 am

I’m pretty sure you can’t christen a drink ‘flaming’ unless you set it on fire. It’s like the law or something.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 1, 2008, 5:19 pm

Too late. I drank it. Would it be okay if I just lit farts? That might make the name doubly appropriate.

Hey, I had a granduncle injury himself seriously lighting farts. Don’t try this at home, kids!

Do it at the office, so you get workman’s comp.

Comment from Muslihoon
Time: February 1, 2008, 6:35 pm

Regarding your choice of vases (correctly pronounced “vey-zehz”) as drinking glasses: You should do it more openly, Your Grace, and more commonly! Be a trendsetter!

Call it an EED: Enterprise elongated drinking-vessel.

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