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We are all Meghan McCain

I love making fun of Meghan McCain. It’s so pleasantly guilt-free.

Normally, I would feel kind of sorry for anyone so badly and publicly used. Meghan’s friends in the media only love her because she is Republican and deliciously stupid. It is a signal characteristic of stupid people that they are too stupid to realize they’re stupid (really. There’s been science and stuff).

But Meghan pushes herself out there hard, and then is too stupid to realize it makes her a public figure. Fair game. Ripe for the ridiculing.

If you didn’t read Red State’s hilarious McCain parody, there are bits of it left here. Unfortunately, the context is a take-down letter from her lawyer.

This law blog has a most enjoyable (read: bitchy) post on why Meghan’s complaint is bogus and what to do about it.

Short answer: MOAR RIDICULE!


Comment from some vegetable
Time: October 3, 2011, 10:13 pm

I’m not Meghan McCain!
I am asaparagus!
Uhm, ah, asmariptipants!
Wait! Ok, got it! I am Spartacus!
(Well, really Kirk Douglas) but a NOT Meghan McCain – anybody but her!*

*Or Helen Thomas

Comment from David Gillies
Time: October 3, 2011, 10:19 pm

She does have chubby Goth hotness goin’ awn. Look, I’m just saying, OK. Don’t judge me. Don’t you dare judge me!. (Flees in judgement of Weasel readers.)

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: October 3, 2011, 10:38 pm

Damn. That pic makes her look like a freaky villain from the Dresdenverse….

Of course, she only has 3 things working for her….

Mommy’s Money
Daddy’s job
Her Tits…

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 3, 2011, 10:39 pm

Oh, I was going to say she’s rich and cute and could probably find better things to do with her time (like, I dunno, take over Wall Street), but I always feel a tad uncomfortable commenting on women’s looks.

I should’ve explained, some veg. Meghan tweeted that she’d sue anybody using the name Meghan McCain. That there’s like a red rag to a weasel.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: October 3, 2011, 10:39 pm

Not to worry, David. Chubby Chasers are quite low on our list of concerns…..

Comment from Deborah
Time: October 3, 2011, 10:41 pm

Meghan McCain: The gift that keeps on giving. What is it with heiresses? Paris Hilton. Meghan McCain. Anderson Cooper.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 3, 2011, 11:29 pm

Heh. More Totally Meghan McCain.

Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: October 3, 2011, 11:30 pm

She’s not shoving her mams at the camera hard enough in that picture.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: October 3, 2011, 11:35 pm

“What is it with heiresses?” Deborah asks, rhetorically. Reminds me of the the splendid Caroline Aherne, in character as the fictitious talk show hostess Mrs. Merton, asking Debbie McGee (the assistant/wife of plug-ugly but brilliantly talented stage magician Paul Daniels): “so, Debbie, what was it that first attracted you to multi-millionaire Paul Daniels?”

Comment from Armybrat
Time: October 4, 2011, 12:48 am

She is young, vapid, rich and busty. If I was a guy, what’s not to like?! Since I’m not a guy, I view her as an oxygen sucking retard.

Comment from JeffS
Time: October 4, 2011, 1:06 am

I’m hoping that Megan doesn’t reproduce; her offspring would lower the average IQ even more than she has.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: October 4, 2011, 1:10 am

Vapid, rich and busty? Check. But is 26 still young? Holy fuck, I’m old. Ten years ago I was twice her age.

Comment from Can’t hark my cry
Time: October 4, 2011, 1:17 am

Nonsense, David Gillies, you’re a mere yout; in 6 years I shall be twice her age, and I’m still. . .middle-aged.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: October 4, 2011, 1:44 am

David: I’m not sure if you’re taking in to account how much younger she was 10 years ago when you talk about being twice her age.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: October 4, 2011, 2:25 am

I’m fairly sure I know what I mean, unless one or other of us has recently been accelerated to very close to the speed of light. Pretty certain it wasn’t me (I’d’ve noticed the blue tinge in my direction of motion.) Must be Megs, bless her little cotton halter top.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: October 4, 2011, 3:01 am

It’s weird. I’ve been thinking about Meghan McCain always pressing her tits to the cameras, which got me to thinking about how the Navy refers to Kapoc life preservers as Mae Wests (for two OBVIOUS reasons)…

Kinda makes me wonder if McCain has a pair of rip-chords under her armpits so that, in the event of a water emergency, she can pull them and her boobs inflate into a life vest…… 😉

Comment from Andy
Time: October 4, 2011, 3:03 am

The new Totally Megan McKane is great. As is that ‘shop.

Comment from Nina
Time: October 4, 2011, 5:03 am

I don’t pay, much, attention to Meaghan McCain, but I must, chortle, with glee, at the letter posted, on PJM. And, since I went to UC, Berkeley, that makes me much, much, smarter than the rest of you, rubes. So take me, like, seriously.

Man, that hurt to type.

Comment from MIke C.
Time: October 4, 2011, 8:32 am



Where’s Oceana? I’m sure there must be some sort of racist angle in this somewhere…

Comment from Roman Wolf
Time: October 4, 2011, 1:38 pm

Making fun of chubby chasers? This is a blog where the owner used the word “fursona” not too long ago.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: October 4, 2011, 5:46 pm

Mike – I understand that his ewe slapped down a honey-do list, and he had to wine and dine her so that she would start putting out again…..

Comment from some vegetable
Time: October 4, 2011, 6:33 pm

By the way, please DO tell me that those earrings are photoshopped, right?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 4, 2011, 8:00 pm

Nnnnoooo…she was really wearing those puppies.

You know, I lost my way with that Photoshop. I was hunting for stupid, but I caught evil and surreal.

Comment from Mitchell
Time: October 4, 2011, 8:58 pm

I like evil & surreal. It works for me.

Comment from Anonymous
Time: October 4, 2011, 9:50 pm

She reminds me of Jim Butchers description of the LeannanSidhe in his novels. Harry Dresdens evil fairy godmother that spends the first few novels chasing him around trying to turn him into one of her hounds…

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: October 4, 2011, 10:11 pm

Aw man! It’s a Government CONSPIRACY, posting me as ANONYMOUS!!!!!

Comment from Pablo
Time: October 4, 2011, 10:17 pm

MOAR RIDICULE, you say? Then you must behold the response from Totally Meghan McCain’s lawyer.

Instant classic, I tells ya!

Comment from Can’t hark my cry
Time: October 4, 2011, 11:12 pm


What would I not give to have legitimate excuse to include the word “metatextual,” or the phrase “barely functional literacy” in a letter written on behalf of a client? What a lucky guy Christopher Scott Badeaux is. . .and what a lucky guy Leon Wolf is, to be represented by him!

Comment from Can’t hark my cry
Time: October 4, 2011, 11:32 pm

Drat. I can’t get the hang of this internets coding stuff. The pointy brackets enclosed the observation that I was swooning with professional envy. Which I still am.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 4, 2011, 11:47 pm

That’s pretty impressive, Can’t hark. Usually with HTML, the brackets won’t print (and neither will anything inside them). To get an angle bracket to show on screen, you have to type a character entity. Thus:

ampersandlt; (where ampersand is a &)

Which gives us this: <

Comment from JeffS
Time: October 4, 2011, 11:51 pm

Oh, GAWD, Pablo, that is a FABULOUS letter! 🙂

Comment from Pablo
Time: October 5, 2011, 12:46 am

This part killed me:

Although I do not envy you the Herculean task before you, please make sure your client understands the potential consequences to her personally…

That boy can snark with the best of ’em.

Comment from Can’t hark my cry
Time: October 5, 2011, 1:05 am

Thanks, Stoaty–although I’d be happier about leaving an impression if it were for something I understood how I did. . . For what it’s worth, I typed two successive “less than” brackets (); I could swear I had seen that used to indicate mood in internet postings, but evidently my visual memory was off.

And, Pablo–Yup. Snarks with the best of them, while keeping just within the line of professional dignity–and courtesy. I do not think that I would much enjoy being any attorney at Snell and Wilmer over the next several weeks.

Comment from Oceania
Time: October 5, 2011, 1:39 am

I’m too busy with my sheep breeding for next year. Need to freeze down some genetically modified embryoes.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: October 5, 2011, 3:19 am

Yep, just as I said……..

Comment from Mark T
Time: October 5, 2011, 4:02 am

Ditzy midge.

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