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First! Well, since it’s cheating almost, I’m taking Senor Chavez….. see rule 3…. I’m SUPPOSED to steal the pick everyone wants 🙂

Zsa Zsa Gabor. I know, it’s a long shot.

Hugo Chavez!

Aw crap, too too long to post. Bummer. Castro?

Nah, nah, Nina! Toooooooooooo slow!

Jimmy Carter
😯

Abu Dua (top al Quaeda in Iraq)

Ruby Muhammed. 112. Unholy spirits keeping you alive or what? Wtf. (Anywho, I gotta get lucky one of these days!)

Michael Douglas

Janna took my least favorite America hating leftist, so I’ll take Helen Thomas.

Dick Cheney!
(noob posting!)

Nobody picked George Soros last time and he deserves a top pick so I’ll take him.

shucks…someone took my fella already! So I’ll just pick wildly this round…..Ed Asner.

Even though I can’t count on predador drones I’ll take Erenest Borgnine again!

Wow, I’m early enough to get a decent pick!

I’ll take Hosni Mubarak, former Egyptian head honcho. He’s out of power, but still has lots of enemies.. and is no spring chicken.

Mew

Harry Belafonte, just because.

Subotai Bahadur

I’ll raise you, USCitizen – I’ll take Kirk Douglas.
Heard him on Dennis Miller yesterday…not sounding long for this world.

Ah, well, as per usual, all the more-or-less fish-in-a-barrel picks are gone…

Reckon I’ll go with the usual: True-Red arch-“Progressive” Jane Fonda (C’mon – the nasty ol bee-yatch has gotta go sometime – why not now?!?)

Kim Jong-Il is my pick, although it might take weeks to get them to admit he’s pushing up Kimchi once he goes.

Well, since I was slow on the draw, and missed out on senor Mubarak, I guess I’ll take Seif Ghaddafi. The Rebels have him in custody, and his dad’s fate shows a fine disregard for trial by jury…

We should really have a “no terrorists or 3rd world dictators” rule. Anyway, I’m going to say Lindsay Lohan.

At 103, I still say Jacques BArzun.

I’ll vote for Chuck Berry.

Ayatollah Sayyed Ali Khamenei of Iran

Gordon Brown as per usual.

Ol’ Gadaffi came to power the day I was born. Nice to see I outlasted him.

Fidel for the WIN!

Damn speed reading.

Evo Morales for the latin theme!

LiLo.
Not much chance, but it would make me laugh.

Christopher Hitchens. He is certainly on his way out.

Actor: Harry Morgan

(played Col. Sherman Potter on M.A.S.H.)

Raul Castro……….. sooner rather than later me hopes.

Since brother Fidel has been took.

hank heimlich
http://tinyurl.com/nulgb6

Ron Paul…..why noy?

Adam Gadahn, AQ’s US born spokes-hole: probably via Hellfire, but slower more painful methods are preferred…

Can’t make the same pick two times in a row, so Ray Bradbury.

And no, I cain’t hep mysef!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/70bf2e4f05/fuck-me-ray-bradbury

I just love the part where she slaps the girl with the “I love Kurt Vonnegut” T-shirt…

I’m really astonished that Q’Daffy got caught so easily. I guess he couldn’t bear to leave.
I’ll go with old faithful again: Mugabe. He doesn’t look well. Or does that fall under Andy’s ban?

Ok, something different this time. Not that I’m wishing it on him, but…. Dick Clark.

BTW (just in case somebody hasn’t seen it), there’s a video or photo out there somewhere of Ray being shown that video when it came out. It’s a wonder he didn’t croak right then and there.

Well, since my picks have been taken,
Charlie Sheen,

I figure it’ll be in the pool, with Lindsey Lohan.

(what’s the rule for simultaneous drug- and alcohol-induced drowning?)

Stickin with Dan Rather.

http://charlotte.cbslocal.com/2011/10/21/occupy-charlotte-kicks-out-leader-credited-with-creating-group/ Check this out.

If he hasn’t been raptured by now, Harold Camping.

Hopefully by drowning in Kool-Aid™.

😯

Mikey’s poppa….for the Welsh lass with the grand derriere.
Kirk (Spartacus)Douglas.

Say Wease!!! – can we put in a second pic for grins, or a shot of Laphroiag, chased with a fine Black and Tan? If so, I choose Larry Hagman for the bouncy ponytail and mams of Jeanne….in her younger dayz.

Sven, I think Kirk Douglas has been taken. Your second pick Larry Hagman is available though.

Geraldo Rivera as soon as the OWS crowd finds out he has more than $5.00 in his pocket.

My first thought was “Greece” but I guess a country doesn’t qualify as a valid entry. So, George Papandreou as a proxy.

Greece would have been a sure thing. Wish I could choose the Euro, but I’ll stick with Silvio Berlusconi instead.

Just as a clarification, Seif Ghaddafi is Saif Al-Islam, Ghaddafi’s son by his second wife.

C. Everett Koop and his beard.

Three constraints: must be new, must be deserving, must be plausible (i.e. getting on in years). Aha! I have it:

Vanessa Redgrave, ancient hyper-lefty harridan.

Abe Vigoda

Larry King

Congrats and happy dick to Formerly Known as Skeptic — and yay, I can play again! 😉

Since we’re on a roll with the bad guys, shall I toss in Ahmadinejad? Oh, why not. (I’m rooting for Castro, though — go Nina!)

I’ll stick with William Shatner

Clint Eastwood – because a man’s got to know his limits.

Henry Kissinger. Because Don Kessinger is too young.

Bashar Al-Assad, since our SCOAMF has a real taste for offing these types lately.

Ooops, I should have stated “our SCOAMF has a real taste for TAKING CREDIT for offing these types lately”.

FIFmyself. Sorry, I’ve had a few…refreshments.

Sun Myung Moon

I’ve checked twice and if I missed someones pick of the round guy with the wee weenie please forgive me. I pick Michael Moore.

Ayman Zawahiri. How come no one got there before me? Or did I miss something?

Peter O’Toole

Betty White!

People have got to quit dying while I’m on vacation, I need to sneak off and find some computer time!

My beloved Maggie Thatcher yet again and again and again, so that she may live for ever!

And Sultan bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud shuffles off.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/10/22/saudi-arabias-crown-prince-sultan-bin-abdul-aziz-al-saud-has-died/

I don’t see where anyone had picked him… just throwing it out there.

Mew

cher, from… the band group sunny and cher.

she’s had her time.

Pete Seeger.

Country music icon Loretta Lynn. She’s got pneumonia.

There is something so – human – in taking delight in the deaths and passing of others.

Oh, no. It’s not delight in death. Many participants pick celebrities they like and would wish to live forever.

It’s…see, death is the one thing we can all make fun of with a clean conscience, because it’s the one misfortune that will come to every one of us eventually.

You can’t make fun of a specific type of death — who knows if you’ll get diabetes or heart disease or get run over by an express train? — but one way or another, we’re all going to get it in the end.

Nancy Reagan

We can cure type I and type II diabetes …. easily.
We’re a tad more advanced than other countries

🙂

Andy Rooney, again. He looks dead already, does that count?

Andy Griffith, because it’s just time.

Noam Chomsky

I’ll stick with Keith Richards. When I worry about my health, I think about Keith, and go smoke a cigarette.

Also, Mono the Elderish: Ruby Muhammad gakked it back in March; just fyi.

RATS! I get first pick and greedily pick the sure thing Hugo Chavez and now they’ve said his cancer has been cured. What’s the point in being greedy and ruthless if it doesn’t get you dick?

Nina – wanna Swap? 😉

What, your believing The propaganda now? (ugh, I sound like the troll) Betcha hes still got cancer of the everything…

I reckon SCOAMF’s poll bounce will last about long as Gadaffi’s body did when they capped him.

I gots ta be taking Jesse Jackson,sr. Backup pick is Cat “Yissuf Islam”Stevens. If those are taken, Charlie Sheen.

No one wants roman polanski the chicken hawk and teen girl sodomizer? Perhaps it’s roman’s time. But i already took Jessah Jackson so I am stuck. But I wish the teen girl abuser nothing but ill.

Feeling truculent today. It’s good.

Well. How about an as-of-yet Unknown, Obscure Saudi Crown Prince? There’s certainly a peck of them. Nature and Palaces abhor a vacuum. Ascendancy requires skill, too. Asps, tinctures, sharp things, and ladders are also kept in Palaces. Sorry. Thought I was commenting on IMDB.

Wretched iPhone keypad. I am not Anonympus.

I begin to believe that Oceania possesses preternatural powers.

It is my belief that he is able to sour milk, by simply entering the room.

Jeez, I left all my poaching ammo in my time machine that I lost the keys to. So I’ll stick with Hugh Hefner.

Olivia de Havilland, because by picking her there is no way she will die.

At least in this pool.

Steve: Nah! If it could do something that spectacular–and even potentially valuable if used properly–it wouldn’t be reduced to mooning strangers in a self-defeating quest for approval and acceptance.

Nancy Pelosi. From an overdose of Botox.

Stephen Falken,
Mike Douglas was taken.

I’m bettin’ on his poppa to pop the big one and begin to assume room temp before his son. Given that Michael D has been battling throat cancer, its anybody’s horse race which Douglas male will greet the Grim Reaper first.

Still think Catherine Zeta-Jones is one of the best Welsh export in many a year…..well, except for the last few years of “Dr. Who“.

Larry Hagman is still my back-up. Jeanne can’t continue to cross her arms, bob her head and bounce her pony tail (and other endowments) to keep his old arse from succumbing the long, dirt nap.

Sven, scroll down to the Kirk Douglas pick by Gromulin:

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Comment from Gromulin
Time: October 21, 2011, 7:55 pm

“I’ll raise you, USCitizen – I’ll take Kirk Douglas.
Heard him on Dennis Miller yesterday…not sounding long for this world.”
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The easiest way to check if a pick has already been made is to use the text search feature in your browser. Click on “Edit” then “Find on this page” then type in the name of the person.

But then you miss the entertainment factor of reading all of the comments!!

DAMN!!!
However, I agree with Oh Hell. I get caught up in reading the comments.

OK then…I take Larry Hagman for the Jeanne inna bottled blonde, with the cleavage and the bouncy pony tail.

Nelson Mandela. With Obama as President, he has nothing else to live for. He can now rest assured that Obama has screwed the US up more than he did South africa.

I’ll take Chuckie Schumer just ’cause I can…

“I begin to believe that Oceania possesses preternatural powers.
It is my belief that he is able to sour milk, by simply entering the room.”

There is a foto of me in Lake Wakatipu ‘walking on water somewhere’ … as for Souring – ask Dimmers-Dmitry and Timmy Bum-Crack Hickey 🙂 🙂 🙂

Type I is easily cured with one of our piglet beta-Islet Xeno-transplants (the first patient was a Russian National who has been cured for 9 years now). Type II is easily curable through Gastric Bypass … it is sad but true.

And if any of you here have high blood pressure (I know that two of you do) I recommend renal denervation. Cutting the renal nerve conduit on the afferent artery instantly reduces blood pressue by 30-45 mm of Hg. No more blood pressure meds are required. Well, not until they regrow.

This Educating Dummy Amerikans announcement was brought to you by the NZ National Party, and the Cecil Rhodes Foundation.

Today’s words of wisdom from the spam bucket:

Great post!! Keep up the good work – I’m sure someday soon, someone will be doing an Ada Lovelace post about you!

From somebody selling hair extensions. <shrug>

The only lady I know with nice natural hair is the mysterious Luftwaffe ‘White Wolf’, Anna Kriesling

😉

Ramsey Clark! Please.

Ran the country like a personal fief in hell for 42 years – but still a Colonel.

Some folks still don’t get the joke.

Ghana can top that – their strongman was Flight Lieutenant Rawlings for years and years.

That lefty harridan Francis Fox Piven

Going with George Beverly Shea. Again. Maybe third time will be the charm. 🙂

McCain – Senator McCain.

People have noticed that comments by Senator McCain directed specifically at Russians leadership and Putin in particular “need to face the fate of Gaddafi” – then there were the Chinese comments about leadership change in Beijing.

The world is a tinder box, all it needs to set it alight is a bright spark 😉

Umm, Oceania? That renal nerve thing for high blood pressure? You *do* know there’s a generic pill for it, right?

A relative has exactly that problem, the generic is $5 (usd) for a two month supply.

Assuming the nerve snip is done lathro to minimize recovery, how many months worth of pills do you need to save before it’s cost-effective?

And if any of you here have high blood pressure (I know that two of you do) I recommend renal denervation. Cutting the renal nerve conduit on the afferent artery instantly reduces blood pressue by 30-45 mm of Hg. No more blood pressure meds are required. Well, not until they regrow.

you mean renal sympathetic nerve ablation right? We have that in America too, dipstick. Removing and or reducing the signal to the part of the sympathetic nervous system containing that artery can reduce uncontrolled hypertension. Staying away from fried foods, exercise and running over cats who take the name of their section of the world: i.e., “Oceania”, Terra Australus, Hindu Kush, and the like also help reduce high BP. Less salt and more derogatory name calling helps. Liquor and redheads, these also help lower bp. But hey, you’re the genius, right?

Drive on, Doucheiana, drive on…

And I think Bob Barker might be a good candidate to take that long dirt nap. Just a thought but not my actual pick.

Now go find a nice kiwi to pound up your butt and be quiet. Thanks, Doucheania…

Mark Knoller on Twitter: “CBS News just announced that Andy Rooney underwent minor surgery last week and suffered serious complications. He remains hospitalized.”

Oh Hell just surged into the lead in the Race for the Dick.

Joan Fontaine.

Dr. Joyce Brothers.

I choose that bright political light of Michigan’s 15th congressional district, John David Dingell, Jr. (born July 8, 1926).
.
Don’t tarry, John, get on with it.

Not my pick but I think Orlando Jones would be a good pick…….. just sayin’.

and btw……….
“My tweet “suggested pick” was “is” farcical not funny or a call to action.”

Ok. I’m in.

B.B. King.

Howzabout someone on your side of the pond? I choose Queen Elizabeth, although I think her son would muck it up as King.

Fat tub ‘o Goo Michael Moore, in the kitchen, with a sammich. You know, he’s part of the 99%.

*snort*

Dang it. AC already picked Larda$$. Let me think about it.

Okay. Used the search feature this time. No has the Rev. Billy Graham, so I’ll take him — solely for age reasons, not animosity.

>>Dr. Joyce Brothers.

you get to pick just one. Pick one of those brothers.

Murdering Rottencrotch Megrahi, go big C !

George H.W. Bush. 🙁

Former Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens

Has anyone taken Mickey Rooney? Seems a shame to let his reverse mortgage hawking butt slide by. Robert Wagner for the same product pimping. Just a thought.

Al Molinaro

Oh Hell takes the dick! Andy Rooney is no more.

http://news-briefs.ew.com/2011/11/05/andy-rooney-60-minutes-dies/

Andy Rooney’s shuffled off.

Oh, rats.

I posted Andy Rooney. On October 26. On the poll (#18) that is still linked on Weasel’s home page. There was no sign of a new poll going. Shame on me for not checking older posts in the main posts section.

Congratulations to the winner!

Oh Hell? Oh, hell. 🙂

Now I have to try to think of another good pick by Friday.

Oh, I’m sorry, Luis. That’s my fault for not updating that link, but my sidebar is a pain in the ass to update so I usually don’t until the Dead Pool disappears off the bottom of the page.

Would you like a pre-pick Friday to make up for it?

Oh, and congratulations, Oh, hell! What’dye reckon Rooney is bitching and moaning in the next world by now.

Looks like it’s Andy Rooney for the Dick.

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