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HUGO!!!!!

Man, I’m so glad I got that SOB before anyone else did. Set my alarm and everything. Of course, with my luck, Dictator Chavez will live a long life because I voted for him in Stoaty’s dead pool. 🙂

I’m gong with Harry Morgan.

Nobody wants Fidel Castro? Okay, he’s mine!

Kirk Douglas

Muhammad Ali

I’ll stick with Irwin Corey

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Jerry Sandusky, the pederast.

Jimmy frickin’ Carter

Hugo Chavez – let’s all cheer on the cancer!

Chuck Berry.

Nina beat you!!
Comment from Andy
Time: November 11, 2011, 7:04 pm

Hugo Chavez – let’s all cheer on the cancer!

Sticking with Ed Asner. Bastard has to croak sometime.

Clint Eastwood…….

hope I lose.

Charles Windsor, Prince of Wales

Larry King – no particular reason other than he’s old

Zsa Zsa Gabor. Although I’d be happy to see Prince Von Assh@le go first.

Bader Ginsburg

George Soros

Um, Crabby? Kansas Gman already picked Zsa Zsa.

Rep. John Freakin’ Dingell, D(ipstick), MI. He’s in his 90s. Andy Rooney was in his 90s. I’m hoping “Mr. It Takes A While To Control The People” follows the Rooney trend.

As per usual, Jane (Thundering Red-assed Dunderhead) Fonda – the nasty ol’ beeyatch’s gotta go sometime, the sooner the quicker, sez I…

Yes…got here quick enough to re-claim my fella….Dick Cheney!

Ayman Zawahiri.

Joe Paterno. If he has a conscience, he may off himself. Even if he does not, the coverup reaches high enough that there are people who will want him silenced, especially since the rumors of donor involvement came out.

Subotai Bahadur

Mubharrak. He hasn’t been doing too well in Egyptian custody.

Adam Gadahn, American born AQ spokes-hole, may he join the “Occupy Hell” group soon!

Prince Charles? I’ll raise you with a queen, I put in my bid for the QEII

I’m going to stick with Tom Lehrer, although I’d hate to see him go.

Andy Rooney schtick?

“Don’t you just hate it when you die? I know I do.”

I think Andy would have actually liked that…

Ernest Borgnine

Hmmm. Lot of good ones gone….

I’ll take Abe Vigoda.

He didn’t look good on “Barney Miller”…

(Weasel’s got me in a ’70s mood)

The Euro. God rot it.

Dangit..late again…back to the old standby: Antoine “Fats” Domino.

But

…I hope that Ed Moran wins! (how come I can edit this comment but not the last??) 😯

“The Euro. God rot it.”

Okay, now I’m jealous…

And on a side note, if anybody ever does that “twinkles” thing to me, I’ll have to seriously consider shooting them to put them out of my misery. Unlike some of you, I do have that option, although I suppose I’ll need a pretty good explanation for the LEOs. Contrary to popular opinion, “He needed killing” is just not that great a defense anymore, although it should be.

Jon Corzine.
Knows too much, too high profile a (D) in too deep in a big scandal, even though the LSM is doing its best to forget the “D” part so far.
Suicide, of course, by stabbing himself in the back fourteen times.

Henry Kissinger

Heinz Alfred Kissinger, that is.

Wella wella wella… whom do I loathe the most this week? Gotta go with Jesse Jackson or Don King. Both are well past their expiration dates and the air could stand some clearing out. Takem quick, and be done with it.

I’m torn. Someone who has never been picked AFAIK, and is eminently deserving. Someone who has been picked several times and is even more deserving. Someone who hasn’t been picked, is fairly deserving, and is 89 – much older than the other two. And someone older than the others, highly deserving, who has been mentioned but not picked. And someone who is 97…

Age before merit: Sen. Harry F. Byrd jr! (D-VA, 1965-1983. Succeeded his father, a notorious Dixiecrat racist.)

The other choices were Arthur Scargill, Roman Polanski, Luis Echeverria, and Pete Seeger.

Jack Klugman!

Mikey Moore choking on a whole cow at his lakeside house. Only because I can not take another random occupier getting shot.

enter exiting sandman – You could get your wish with Jailable Jesse, sooner than later. He was with the Atlanta Occubaggers/homeless a day or so before a drug-resistant form of TB was diagnosed in a couple of the dirtbags.

Rushbabe… if only. It would warm my heart to see Jessah hacking up a lung while trying to extort moneys from some evil 1% cracker for the occupansies and Rainbow Flush. Maybe JJ jr could get some of that drug resistant TB action too. Twofer! My kinda dead pool.

Loretta Lynn

Maggie Thatcher!

Wow! You have a dream team there, Rich Rostrom!
Respec’!

Bob Dole

Micky Rooney For the back to back Dead Pool Rooney Spotted Dick

I’m going with Billy Graham.

Special shout-out to MikeC.
😮 Couldn’t resist!

Comment from MIke C.
Time: November 11, 2011, 10:25 pm

“And on a side note, if anybody ever does that “twinkles” thing to me, I’ll have to seriously consider shooting them to put them out of my misery. Unlike some of you, I do have that option, although I suppose I’ll need a pretty good explanation for the LEOs. Contrary to popular opinion, “He needed killing” is just not that great a defense anymore, although it should be.”

James Garner

Lindsey Lohan. All that time at the morgue might get to her.

Andy Williams….long shot.

And “Subotai Bahadur” — I hope your latest doe goat knocks the remnants of your manhood into the Suez estuary. Methinks you are another nome de plume of the castrati we know as Oceania.

Nancy Pelosi. Because ‘Frisco keeps on sending her back to Capitol Hill.

‘Calypso Louie’ Farrakan…. Please.

Harry Belafonte…

Pete Seeger.

Sven: Methinks you are another nome de plume of… Oceania.

Because he is harsh on Paterno?

I stopped believing in “Holy Joe Pa” several years ago, after this incident: a brutal racially-motivated assault by Penn State quarterback Rashard Casey.

Casey escaped punishment despite the fact that the victim was an off-duty cop, there were several witnesses, and the Casey’s clothes were spattered with the victim’s blood.

Dropped from the team? Suspended? Hah! Paterno rushed in to vouch for Casey’s good character. Couldn’t possibly be a racist: he’d fathered a biracial child.

Casey got off with no charges. And though I can’t prove it, I’m morally certain it was because Penn State pulled strings. (His accomplice got off with probation.) The creep even sued the Hoboken PD for false arrest. And of course he played the next season.

Of course, the fact that Casey and his buddy were black men who attacked a white man for being with a black woman may have had an effect, too.

I’m not pleased about the Penn State revelations. The pain of Sandusky’s victims overrides everything else. But I
But I cannot avoid some gratification at the exposure of a towering hypocrite.

Pete Seeger- I hates that song

and yes Rich, I’m stealing him from you B team but I think he deserves a shot at this.

Most of my picks are long gone…

I’ll go with Mel Brooks. Not for any other reason nut I’m watching The Muppet Movie and he’s the only cameo still alive.

Wow! Go out for lunch and a couple drinks, end out staying out for dinner and a couple drinks and the whole known world has been marked for ….. dick

Because she came up in a 2nd martini discussion, I’m choosing Lauren Bacall. I hope I’m wrong, and I’d be in love with her if I wasn’t so afraid of Bogie’s ghost.

Nelson Mandela. 3rd times the charm!

Phyllis Diller, though I’d be sorry if she left us.

I would like to second the nominations of Calypso Louie Parraquat and Half baked Harry Bellowfonte. Two fine choices for people to take the great dirt nap if there ever were.

I tip my proverbial cap to you.

ruby mohammed

Sven in Colorado

I am definitely NOT the critter known as Oceania, who I do not think much of. In point of fact, I believe we are not too far away from each other. I am a retired Peace Officer in southern Colorado. As someone who has dealt with the aftermath of child rape, I do not think well of either the perpetrator, or those who enabled him. While YMMV, I tend to agree with the author John Scalzi in this piece:

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2011/11/10/omelas-state-university/

As far as the donor involvement rumor, it was in the papers yesterday, and we will see how it develops. There has been enough of a cover up to mean that a lot of people are going to want to keep it covered at all costs.

Subotai Bahadur

Dolores Hope…

Honorary vote for Charlie the whoremonger Sheen.

Noam Chomsky (again).

For this Dead Pool I pick a bloated shitcan bouncing downhill, spewing turds as it rolls.

I mean, Al Sharpton.

Hugh Hefner. In the parlor. With a candlestick.

Rich,
Let me be very clear. I am not lionizing or idolizing Paterno. I do however, stand by the rule of law that states that a person is considered innocent until proven guilty by a preponderance of evidence in a court of law…NOT in the court of public opinion, well lubricated by rumor and innuendo on both sides of this sad, sad and outrageous set of events that have come into the light.

Thank God we do not live under the brutality of the Napoleonic code of justice, nor under the tyranny of a true democracy…nor quite, yet, under the crushing weight of a full blown socialist bureacracy!

– AndyMoon River Williams seems like innocuous enough choice…in his signature buttoned cardigan sweater.

Jerry Lewis.

Once again, Dr. Joyce Brothers. I keep seeing her on the medic-alert ad, and she creeps me out.

Ahmadinejad! Preferably during an inspection of his nuke facility — c’mon, Bibi, Mrs. Hill (and, um, the World? Yeah, them too) is counting on you!

JOE Paterno….dies of shame…..

Come on, Silvio Berlusconi!

He’s clearly one of those thrives-on-pressure types, so once he steps out of the limelight he’ll probably keel over from the lack of attention.

Go Silvio!

Susan Sarrandon (Tim Robbin’s lowdown lamprey)

Done in by a wolf but not in the normal nom-nom-ish
way. Rather, I imagine a wolf driving a Chevy Volt, not
paying attention, texting his lupine friends, crashing
into the sea, and smashing into the vile Petromyzon.

Or dispatched by land crabs.

Following the rule that official pronouncements from dictatorships are lies, I assume that Chavez is basking in good health and will pull a Castro. And that Mugabe is not long for the world. So I’ll go for Bob again. Although this is starting to shake my faith in the deceit of official presses.

I hope Mrs. Hill wins.

Sven…

“I do however, stand by the rule of law that states that a person is considered innocent until proven guilty by a preponderance of evidence in a court of law…”

That’s in civil law. In crimminal law the standard is “beyond a reasonable doubt.”

William Shatner…again….sigh!

yo Scott, I won the dick with Delores Hope a few stiffs ago.
I’ll go with my main man Moon…Sun Myung

Nancy Reagan. The next time she goes down, Ronnie will pick her up.

Yay! I got here in time to grab Michael Moore again! I really do wish he’d shut up, one way or another. *nods*

Pablo, that’s actually a nice way of saying that! I was down at the Reagan library a couple of months ago and the whole place oozes Ronnie and Nancy–in a good way–so I’d believe that!

Got here late and all the evil or older than dirt good ones have been taken so I’ll go with Opie’s dad Andy Griffith!

Laker owner Jerry Buss.

Harry M. Reid D(NV) for the good of the Republic (and because he looks like he could go at any minute.) Wait a minute, that would leave Chuckie D(NY) in charge. Would it be too much to ask for a twofer?

I can’t believe it!!! I actually WON THE DICK!!!! It’s all downhill from here….
For this round, I’ll have to go with Barnie Fwank, in the Capital with a gerbil. I loath the idiot.

Betty White. I’m not wishing it, just going with the actuaries…

My husband told me to pick Ali Abdullah Saleh. And since all his picks for my fantasy football team really sucked, I thought he had to be good at picking SOMETHING. Next year, I’m not going to listen to him about the football thing, he didn’t help at all.

Mike C,
Thanks for the clarification. The intent is the same. And the devil, as the old saw goes…is in the details!

Nina, one of the top items on my bucket list is to make it to the Reagan Library. Friends who have visited tell me the same thing, it radiates their steadfast, gentle optimism.

Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il. Today would not be too soon.

Oh Hell. Yes.

George McGovern

Joseph (Judge) Wapner

New to this, but I’ll give it a try. And I would rather like my nominee, Prince Philip. It would be a shame to win.

Welcome PJ. As a denizen of Stoaty’s Dirt Nap Club and previous winner of dick I wish you good luck and may your pick just outlive mine.

I’m still hoping for Ramsey Clark. And you should too.

Honorable mention to Snake head James Carvile. Love to see viral video of his thick twang gurgling around a chunk of ham sammich that just won’t go where it should. That would be epic.

*sigh* If only. Rahm Emanuel eating the big one would be nice too. Just another pleasant but unlikely thought.

Olivia de Havilland!

“Walking through life with you, ma’am, has been a very gracious thing.”

— Gen. G.A. Custer (Errol Flynn),
“They Died With Their Boots On” (1941)

It’s about time for Morley Safer to have his date with Satan’s barbed cock.

I hate this fucking game. I’ve been losing money on Magic Johnson for 20 years.

Christopher Hitchens again.

Jimmuh Cahtuh’s evil consort, Rosalynn Carter.

Wonder if Rich Little is as dead as his career.

Ben Bradlee, Former editor of the Washington-Post, 90 years old

Please O please, dear grim reaper hear this call:

Comment from JeffS
Time: November 12, 2011, 1:42 am

Nancy Pelosi.

Wizened, puckered, and degenerate Hairy Reid.

What? Oh dang, DaveM already got him? Oh well, it could be argued that that choice is a violation of Rule 0 in any case.

Howzabout Seif al-Ismam, Khaddafi’s simpleton son? Does he qualify as a celebrity? (Heck, if the Kardashians qualify as celebs, then so should my home-boy Seif.)

I’m going with 93-year-old Mike Wallace. May he be reunited with Andy Rooney, post haste.

I’ll give Robert Wagner a run. The stress of the LAPD will send him onward.

I’m guessing nobody had Anne McCaffrey, who breathed her last in Ireland today.

http://www.locusmag.com/News/2011/11/anne-mccaffrey-1926-2011/

Anne McCaffrey. Alas.

from under her rock…

Since Olivia de Havilland was taken, I’ll go with her sister, Joan Fontaine…

May I please lose. I do this to protect them!

George Michael, poor guy looks like he doesn’t have long left.

Hank Heimlich

C’mon! Somebody DIE!

Harry Morgan has gone to the great MASH camp in the sky. Veeshir gets the dick.

ExpressoBold – Impressive, but more so had it been your pick.

Damn, second time that I missed getting my first pick, only to have them come up. Last one was Jack Lalane.

Congrats, Veeshir! Look out for some dick!