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Fidel Castro!

Zsa Zsa

Since my mother-in-law isn’t a celebrity I’ll choose Helen Thomas for some warm thoughts on Christmas. Plus she’s old and needs to keep Hitler company.

and Merry Christmas to EVERYONE*

*except my mother-in-law

I’ll take Erenest Borgnine. Merry Christmas to everyone. You never know when it’s going to be your last!!

Kim Jong-Un

And congrats to Ms. Peal. You don’t want to be on her list.

as ever…..Dick Cheney. Merry Christmas to all!

Sticking with Phil “Talk to me” Donahue, with an embolism made of pure ego, stroking out over the family Tofu Turkey in the wan wind-powered light of their bio-degradable recycled chipboard Holiday Tree with hundreds of hi-efficiency LED bulbs.
Ideally, the Obama (as the non-denominational angel)ornament atop the eco-tree would then fall and skewer Marlo Thomas, pinning her to the floor.

If the house then burned from a short in that tree, it would be icing on the cake. Santa could just cruise over head and piss on the smoldering embers.
Ho. Ho. Ho.

And to all a good evening. Except Jesse Jackson, Sr and Jr. To them, tuberculosis and itchy feet. In that order.

Thanks for a great blog, Madam Weasel and Master Badger. Good times.

Billy Graham – Whose passing we will surely mourn, while feasting on spotted dick.

I’m sticking with David Rockefeller, only surviving grandson of John D. Senior, and one of the powers behind the Trilateral Commission, Council on Foreign Relations, Council for the Americas, and the policy arm of the Central Intelligence Agency. Oh, yeah, and presiding over a massive transfer of wealth from ordinary people and taxpayers worldwide into the pockets of the politically connected wealthy via Chase Bank.

Effram Zimbalist Jr.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

It costs £10 to change your name legally in the UK. Just ask Mister Emperor Spiderman Gandalf Wolverine Skywalker Optimus Prime Goku Sonic Xavier Ryu Cloud Superman Heman Batman Thrash.

I’ll switch again – Ray Bradbury.

Robert Mugabe

Hugo Chavez for the dick

Jimmah Carter, because few are so deserving!

Max von Sydow. Not that I want him to, but there’s a distinct possibility. (You know, he was the Knight in The seventh Seal, by Bergman).

Kirk Douglas (born Issur Danielovitch).

Dangit…
Bashar al-Assad, the Dorktator of Syria

Another nuclear reactor in Iran.

Because Gromulin took my pick. *pout*

Okay, if it has to be a celebrity then I’m going with Russell Johnson.

Don’t feel bad Joan…Patrick poached mine!

Al Molinaro, for the Yule log

I’m going with Prince Philip. (Hopefully he won’t be next and that this post ensures he carries on)

Prince Philip.

DAMN IT!

Hosni Mubarak soon to be pushing daisies……..

We’re not hating on Prince Philip BTW, it’s been reported that he went to the hospital with chest pains. And he’s 90. All best wishes to him.

Hugo Chavez

Clint Eastwood may he lose to Helen Thomas

Dan Rather. In an unfortunate MS Word explosion.

John “the Breck Girl” Edwards due to an “undisclosed illness” ????I wonder if Karma is bringing the big C, as in cancer…….

I’ll stick with Joseph (Judge) Wapner

I’ll switch to Etta James.

So now I see the sudden interest in Prince Phillip….

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/12/23/britains-prince-philip-taken-to-hospital/

Not a good thing considering Jolly Old’s health care system……even for a Royal!!

George Soros

Baroness Margaret Hilda Thatcher, LG, OM, PC, FRS.
Has anyone seen the “movie”
Written by the auther of Sex Traffic, Brick Lane,Shame and other noable turds
Directed by the director of the most financially successful British film ever released, and one of the 101 most influential gay and lesbian people in Britain.
And Meryl Streep should be shot on principle.
And a Merry Christmas to all

Sticking with Coach Sandusky.

Merry Christmas to you all!

Damn! I was picking up my Christmas tamales and suddenly remembered that it was Spotted Dick Day. Since all my favorites have been snatched already, I’ll settle for America’s favorite perpetual teenager – Spotted Dick Clark for the win.

Dick Clark for me…Merry Christmas to each and every one of you guys!

Joe Biden in a terrible grafting accident

Ahem, since I’ve been beaten to the punch by SV, I’ll take Larry David.

I’m gonna stick with Ronnie Biggs.

Chuck Berry. Merry Christmas everyone!

Phyllis Diller.

James (Bunny fluff) Carter, USN, retired….Puuuuuleeeeze!!!!

Eric Holder, in the library by Ms Scarlet with a Tompson sub machine gun.
Merry Christmas and Happy Spotted Dick Day!!

Frances Fox Piven, sainted scrunt of OWS

Sven, I beat you to jimmah by about 2 hours.

I’ll take Nancy Reagan, although I hope I’m wrong…

Harry Belafonte

Damn!!! Armybrat, thought I had read all the posts.

Back to ol’ Andy Williams Moonin’da’River with nuttin’ but a cardigan on.

Meechelle Obama. As if, but I would like to not ever have to see her again. From an overload of butter-soaked lobster with a double order of french fries.

Joe Paterno, “for the kids”!

And Merry Christmas!!!

Earl Scruggs, although I wish him many more active years.

Rep. John Dingell, D9umbass), MI, who joined congress when G-d was a boy. Just another of our betters who feels he can dangle, er, “control,” the strings to make the little puppets dance.

And a Happy Christmas to you and yours, Weasie. Thanks ever so much for this valuable and cut-throat service you provide!

I pick the somehow still alive Pete Seeger.

A new candidate (well, new to me): Ramsey Clark. Preferably in a bomb explosion perpetrated by one of the many terrorists and dictators he’s defended. Make that “from wounds suffered in a bomb explosion…”

Ms. Stoaty? Being the resident obsessive-compulsive nitpicker, I must point out that this is Round 25.

Round 24 was opened on December 9, and went to Mrs. Peel with Chris Hitchens.

Actually – there were two Round 10s (on 7/2/2010 and 7/30/2010), so this is Round 26. (There were two Round 10s because you thought you’d skipped Round 9, which you didn’t.)

Ruby muhammed

I’m hanging with Jacques Barzzun

Man’s what a hundresd years old already?

Rich poached my Ramsey Clark fair and square. Hope you’re right buddy. Jon Bon Jovi? Nah, make it Jerry Lee, whom I would have bet money wouldn’t have made it out of the 70’s.

San Francisco Fruitcake Nancy Pelosi for the dick, please.

And I mean the dick pudding, thankyouverymuch.

Sean Penn. When the bomb meant for his buddy Hugo goes off and takes Penn and Hugo at the same time does that mean I have to splt the dick with McCainiac?

Sorry, MtE, but Wikipedia sez:

Ruby Muhammad (March 20, 1907 – March 2, 2011) was an American religious figure known as the “Mother of the Nation of Islam.”

Yep, Silvio Berlusconi again.

Die already, dude, or I’ll pick someone else next round!

That’ll show him.

George McGovern.

Janet Reno. Every day she lives, my doubt in a kind and merciful God grows (although faith is temporarily restored when people like Kim Jong-Ded dies, or when sh*tty bands like REM break up). Please God, let it be Janet.

Btw, new here. Found you from Ace. Love the photoshop hilarity. Consider yourself bookmarked. 🙂

It is a bizarrely warm and wonderful cynicism which informs this twisted little corner of da interwebz, this site. I enjoy the snark even more than AOS any more. Plus having Oceania around gives us our own little Hi-dee- ho type turd. Like South Park. Only funny.

Murray Christmas to all. Even the troll lurker turd.

sandy.

Bookmarked stoaty and company on day one. 🙂

Bo Obama

😉

Sandman truly believes brevity is the soul of wit.

Gordon Brown, texture like sun

We hates him, yes we does. Ever a frown, with Gordon Brown.

Andy Griffith.

Keith Richards. And if he’s already dead and still playing with the Stones, then the Zombie Keith Richards (no Photoshop required)

Barbara Bush

Lee Myung-bak, president of South Korea.

Ever since Lil’ Kim shuffled off this mortal coil, my kitty sense has been a-tinglin’. Either that, or I put too much catnip on the popcorn, not sure.

Mew

Rosalynn (Mrs. Jimmuh) Carter, please.

Being a convicted loser I don’t do competitions. However – and you should never start a sentence with however – here’s wishing all you strange individuals a Happy Christmas. Just remember – if you’re enjoying it, it’s probably a sin.

Ah, crud, family in town and I forgot to get my pick in early, now I actually have to THINK of one.

Hmmmmm…so, anyone got Clint Eastwood? He’s ancient, and I heard a funny story about him t’other day. Not wishin’ it on him, by any means, but he is old. 🙂

Shit Hugo already got took…………

so how a bout a puff of pure, hot, AIR……..

Al “I invented the internet which was the key tool used to disprove global warming and is a complete and total HOAX but I made a lot of money off stupid ignorant gullible people anyway” Gore.

Sorry Nina, beat ya to dear old and aging Clint, but I hope I lose.

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Time: December 23, 2011, 8:55 pm

Clint Eastwood may he lose to Helen Thomas

@David Gillies Heh. I always get a big smirk at that Stranglers reference. 🙂
Definitely 😯 worthy.

And to everyone else: A Very Happy Christmas!

Dang, I hate being late. And busy. Hmmm…

Muhammad Ali

Rich Rostrom….check the thread “Melly Clismas” comments!

Fmr Justice John Paul Stevens. Again. Because I’m on vacation and don’t have enough brain cells fired up to come up with another pick.

Irwin Corey, the Worlds Leading Authority!

97 years old, and panhandling for charity in NYC traffic.

Haven’t heard much from the war on terror lately. So, I’ll predict that Adam Gadahn finishes out the year with a bang.

2011 – it hasn’t got long to go, trust me.

I didn’t see Michael Moore yet, this time, so he’s mine!
Bwahahaha!

Merry Christmas to all who read and post here. 🙂

@mr dave. merry. xmas. Bite me. brief enuff?

micky rooney for the third…. or more times in a row(thanks for not poaching Y’all) Merry or Happy Christmas to all in Weasel Land!

Inane Jane “Da Common Commie” Fonda, as per usual – probably just wishful thinking, but then the ol’ dummy’s gotta go sometime, why not now?

A Merry Christmas to All, and to All a Good Night…

Justin Credible: Irwin Corey, the Worlds Leading Authority!
97 years old, and panhandling for charity in NYC traffic.

The “charity” he collects for is Fidel Castro. Corey is a total Commie suckup. His NYC coach house (worth over $3M according to him) is plastered with autographed photos of El Lider, including several with Corey grovelling in person.

Eli Wallach – “Hey! There’s no name on this rock!”

Robin Gibb ain’t stayin’ alive.

I nominate Ben Bradlee, born August 26, 1921, aged 90, former editor of the Washington-Post who, through his acolytes, enabled the Deep Throating by Mark Felt.
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I have a feeling that he will survive Miss Etta James, however.

kobe bryant

Dean Winters.

Yeah, you haven’t heard of him. He is the totally obnoxious character “Mayhem” in the Allstate Insurance commercials. Besides being eminently disposable as a character; in real life he has collapsed and technically died for several minutes due to a bacterial infection, gotten gangrene and lost two toes and a part of a thumb, and spent a few weeks in ICU. The only thing that would improve on celebrating his passing with Spotted Dick, would be hearing that Allstate had cancelled his insurance before he passed.

Subotai Bahadur

Dangit, I almost forgot about this. Okay, I’ll take Fidel Castro.

Olivia de Havilland.

Just thought of that scene in “They Died With Their Boots On” in which Olivia, playing Custer, smilingly accepts scout Charlie Grapewin’s nervous explanation of why an Indian woman has just approached their wagon while pointing to her child and speaking to him in her own language: “Why, she’s namin’ that Indian baby after me!”

Oops! Playing Mrs. Elizabeth Custer, I meant to write.

Errol Flynn did the honors for G.A.C., to memorable effect.

Bill the Butcher: Errol Flynn did the honors for G.A.C., to memorable effect.

You know who else played Custer? Ronald Reagan, in Santa Fe Trail (with Flynn as Jeb Stuart).

Nitpicking myself, supra:

Round 23 opened on 9 December and went to Mrs. Peel with Chris Hitchens.

Round 24 opened on 16 December and went to Mrs. Peel with Kim Jong-Il.

This is Round 24A, so to speak.

(IANAL, I just read The Volokh Conspiracy a lot.)
This is Round 25.

Mrs. Peel: You’re 3 days too late.

Subotai Bahadur: I’ve always liked Dean Winters acting. I had no idea that he had TSS. Why all the hate?

Dammit! When I used find as you type before, it didn’t come up.

Umm…ok, I got nothing. How about Kofi Annan? He’s pretty evil.

while i would like to nominate lindsey (freakishly wide eyed) graham because he likes spotted dick… or so it’s said…..

i’ll still stick with Hank Heimlich…

happy new year, etc…

Abe Vigoda!! (can’t believe no one got him.
I think he’s one of the three lifeforms that would survive a nuclear holocaust)

again i shoot for the Moon…Sun Myung

Redd

First, I just hate his character in the Allstate commercials. Being obnoxious, sadly, sells stuff nowadays. Second, my other picks got taken before I remembered that there was a new dead pool.

Subotai Bahadur

Cheetah has gone on to the great Tarzan in the sky

Keir Dullea, from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

If that pick is too esoteric for you, I’ll go with Lindsay Lohan as my backup.

Wow. I outlived Cheetah!

BTW,do primates count? Cuz if they do, I wanna pick Dr. Rowan Williams.

Stoat, you forgot to add the “deadpool” tag to this thread. This thread doesn’t show up when you click the sidebar picture. And, if I’m going to be picky, I might as well mention this is the second time we’ve had Round 24 so we are reliving the last Dead Pool. It’s kind of like Goundhog Day here at the weasel farm.

Here’s to hoping we get a new dead pool this Friday!

Oops. Good catch, Stephen.

Fixed.

And let’s hope we don’t 😛

Dude, did you even know Cheetah was still alive?

Did Cheetah really just die? Me thinks we got some monkey business going on… http://tinyurl.com/cppydxc

Subotai Bahadur: I got rid of cable in 2005 and without cable I have no television reception. So, I’ve never seen the commercials. Maybe, I’ll try to find them on the internet.

I’ll take Harry Reid again for the win, but I wouldn’t want to be in Kofi “Oil for food” Annan’s shoes right now. Old, bad karma AND on Mrs. Peal’s short list.

Best wishes for the new year to all the weasel clan.

Peel, not Peal. Sorry.

Unconfirmed reports have Fidel Castro catching up with Kim Jong Il.

First and the win, Redd? We shall see.

On edit: Apparently not.

I can’t believe nobody has picked him yet: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!

Wow, couldn’t be later. I didn’t see him on the list that I didn’t carefully peruse so I’ll take a shot and see what happens (not a literal shot, though, I don’t want the dick in prison). How’s about Charlie Sheen?

is this the right one?

The most recent Dead Pool? ‘Deed it is.

Thanks Sloaty……… ;o) I’m a little slow sometimes!!

OK, my FIRST dead pool. And this isn’t a wishing list, right?

Ruth B Ginsberg

Wow, Tony Blankley has gone to the Great McLaughlin Group In the Sky. The big C got him. RIP Mr. Blankley.

Let’s see if I can will the Fates a second time. It’s getting tiresome to be looking at this list and it being the same old (mostly), same old. So…
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C’MON, somebody die!

Well.
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It wasn’t guaranteed, now was it?

@ms anthrope – I’ve no problem with your guess, but I’d *really* prefer she hang on until Feb 1, 2013….

Mew

OK Heather locklear gone to Hospital with drug overdose
Die baby Die
(does that sound a little evil?)

Lockerbie Bomber Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi (pbuh)

hopefully with bacon involved somehow.

Xul has broken Peel’s string of victories! Etta James has joined the Heavenly Choir.

They just sent her home from the hospital.

“Etta James has joined the Heavenly Choir”

Well said.

Sudden upset! Whaddya think? Too soon to start the next round?

If you stick with a pool pick for 20-30 years, you’re guaranteed to get the Dick.

Nah, not too soon.

Go, go, go, Ms Weasel!!!

Right then. Turn up in a half hour or so…!

Jimmy Carter – the terrorist lover and worst ex-President ever – until Oprompter gets voted out

ColoradoRight: Too soon! This dick is over. In fact, you’re two dicks behind. You have to wait until Friday, 6 pm, sweasel time, when Round 26 starts, to place your bet.