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They’re hot air baloon skirts. Get enough hot air up there and they will float away.

Okay, try this: tampon company sincerely apologizes to you for some reason. (Give it a while to load. It helps if you have a reasonably kosher name).

Airing out their situations?

Or how about the world’s best beauty product?

If they are Japanese it’s probably a game show. Or normal life.

I’ve got nuttin’.

Three hairdryers at the same time? I’m surprised they don’t blow a fuse.

It’s obvious that they sat in something wet and are trying to dry the back of their skirts.

Obviously, they just finished watching Tim Tebow connect on that 80 yard TD pass in overtime.

I’m with Tesla. It’s amazing to me how often “It’s Japan” is a sufficient explanation for stuff like this. Don’t get me wrong…. I love Japan. They’re just… different.

Maybe they were just cold, I’ve seen a lot of little girls stand on heat registers to let the warm air blow up their skirts. I’m guessing it feels real nice, given how it feels going up a pants leg.

I’ve been watching the UK version of Shameless on Netflix.

Can’t imagine why this reminds me of it….

I ain’t got nuttin, either. Not a clue.

Not a clue. But I linked this to my Facebook page to see what my relatives think it might be.

None of them have been to Japan. It’s just that my family expects me to post strange stuff. It’s a tradition, and I can’t disappoint them, now, can I?

Not to mention……they are my relatives. They might solve this mystery, even if I cannot.

Perhaps these three are the only frigid women in the world who don’t like being frigid.

Did I just break the misogynometer?

what the hell.

It’s amazing to me how often “It’s Japan” is a sufficient explanation for stuff like this.

Yeah, something went really wrong in that country. I think radiation has a greater affect than we thought.

What is that, Helly Kitty Porn?

Helly=Hello.

…duh.

Three hairdryers at the same time? I’m surprised they don’t blow a fuse.

You’re a dad, aren’t you Redd.

Having gotten all wet over a Justin Bieber video, they use their Bieber hair driers to dry their Biebers. These driers sound exactly like Justin Bieber when they are howling along. Repetitive base beat optional.

Or they just got their fuzzies styled to look like Lady Gaga, whose style fits right in Japan.

Wet the coot, wash in mild soap and blow dry…

hmmmmm….i’d be more worried if i saw curling irons….

What? You don’t do that too? I thought every body did that.

So, I asked a friend, And apparently, It’s a form of feminine excitement. Huh.

They are drying their skirts after being exposed to radiation.
We are apparently recording fallout this Xmas in New Zealand. Yes, that’s right. If we are detecting it here – then you are all FUCKED!

new form of planking…except instead of laying down… they’re kinda hunched over with blow dryers in their hands. that’s my guess. the rest is just a coincidence.

Hatching some freaky new Poke’-pet?

Some new defense against Godzilla?

Trying to out-Kardashian the Kardashians?

I’m wierd, I know. It runs in the family….

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Ahhh back in the days in which Pokemon was a sexual activity and milk didn’t give you cancer.

Rumour has it that there is going to be a serious prank at LAX involving Homeland Security, Missile parts and a shipment of Kiwifruit.

They’re getting ready to go to the Oxygen Bar?

Blow Job (you’re doing it wrong).

The seats were freezing!

From the people who brought you the talking commode and tentacle porn…

Comment from Grizzly
Time: January 11, 2012, 12:50 am

I’m with Tesla. It’s amazing to me how often “It’s Japan” is a sufficient explanation for stuff like this. Don’t get me wrong…. I love Japan. They’re just… different.

“Forget it, Jake. It’s Nagasaki.”

I have had people tell me that they were just blowing up my skirt (despite the fact that I am male and do not wear skirts), but this is the first time I have ever seen anyone blow up their own skirt.

Or:Is this actually happening in Okinawa?

Practicing for the Japanes stage Play OOOOO-KKK-IN-awa! Where the wind goes blowing up your skirt?

Just wondering is all…

Their kitties got wet???

Clearly the girls changed their minds halfway through a bikini wax and are now trying to melt it off. Either that or it’s some bizarre Sumo-related ritual.

Backstage at the “Japanese Schoolgirls vs. Maori” dance off

This is, clearly, the sad aftermath of a critical breakdown in English As A Second Language (ESL) training –

How else could one explain the dreadful but near-inevitable result from mistaking the bottle label on Extreme Hot Sriracha Sauce (Thickened Form) as reading: “Personal Lower Body Wash (Concentrate Type)”?