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Another easy one

So, everybody’s talking about this thing. It’s really and truly from the official Obama Tumblr. And Gabriel Malor said it looked like Obama had snagged this guy’s hat (at least, I’m *sure* he said it, but I can’t find the tweet in my Twitter stream. I suck at Twitter).

So I did that.

I was really hoping Dumb Donald was the one that talked like “Ubba nubba wubby bagubba.” But, sadly, that was Mush Mouth.

Too bad. I could’ve squeezed a lot of campaign posters out of that.

I was never a great fan of the show. I tuned in mostly to stare at it in utter effing disbelief. You know, if anybody on the whole planet but beloved token Bill Cosby had made a cartoon about a group of ugly, stupid poor black children in the ghetto, he’d’ve been run out of town on a banjo.


Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: March 22, 2012, 11:50 pm

The show never bothered me. I mean, its not like there’s never in the history of entertainment been a show about goofy, stupid kids before. This one was just all blacks.

Comment from Mitchell TAFKAEY
Time: March 22, 2012, 11:59 pm

I loved Fat Albert! Of course, you were probably a bit out of the age group it was aiming for.

You know what? I’m goint to make a Dumb Donald hat.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 23, 2012, 12:12 am

Per Wikipedia, I was twelve when it debuted.

I was a ginormous cartoon fan, though. I watched Saturday morning cartoons like a religious observance until they phased them out on the Big Three networks. I believe I was in my thirties when that happened.

Comment from Veeshir
Time: March 23, 2012, 12:16 am

That’s funny.

So are you upset that you hadn’t thought of the Capt America bit first?

Obvious question, is it available at your Zazzle store?

Comment from Gerbil Malodor
Time: March 23, 2012, 12:23 am

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Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 23, 2012, 12:36 am

Probably sail too close to the wind for Zazzle. They are unbelievably anal retentive about intellectual property.

All’s I know about Captain America is that it’s been pushed to the left further than most. I’m a comics fan, but from the way back.

Comment from Statler & Waldorf
Time: March 23, 2012, 12:38 am

Given that Prez’nit Obaba (mmm-mmm-mmm) is such a stalwart champion of taxpayer provided contraceptives/abortifacients/prophylactics it would be a great visual to picture him with a half-rolled condom with the seminal fluid receptacle nipple on top.

But where oh where would a rural Englishwoman of Remoteshire (like Her Stoatship) come up with a condom?
Too far a drive to the Boots store.
It would be closer to some ditch by the brackish sea swamp where the eels crawl at night. Skin that slipp’ry critter! it’s organic!

That failing, the fiddlestring maker has a few buckets of nice slimery sheep intestines.

Comment from JeffS
Time: March 23, 2012, 12:56 am


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: March 23, 2012, 1:00 am

I can’t wait to send that to my friend who is a hardcore Dem. Unfortunately, Weas, I mean the original from the OB/genuine site.

It’s difficult to parody what’s already absurd.

I hope to discourage her enough that she stays home on election day.
Sending her that link with a note “This is from your guy’s OFFICIAL website” may embarass her enough to accidently forget to vote.
Think so? 🙂

Comment from Redd
Time: March 23, 2012, 1:14 am

I look at that photo and think, “Here’s my wallet! Just take it and don’t hurt me!”

Comment from Veeshir
Time: March 23, 2012, 1:27 am

Exactly Some Vegetable, looking at the official pic I was thinking that parody is dead. But then Stoaty proved me wrong and all was right with the world.

Comment from Olaf Olafsson from Colorado (Ret.)
Time: March 23, 2012, 1:41 am

There has to be a purpose for every critter good Lord created.

Although I am unable to readily name what a hardcore Dem is good for, I am sure that given enough time and brandy one could find her a gainful employment.

I’m thinkin’ Target Easel.

Has she a set or more of perky glands? blouse weasels?
Makes she tasty sammiches?
Can she embroider Edelweiss or quarter an elk cow?

These are probably not realistic parameters. Just about the single one reliable outcome of hardcore Dems is that one can squeeze a lot of algae out of their vent.

Thus lessening our dependence on foreign algae.

Comment from d3ft punk
Time: March 23, 2012, 2:11 am

Needs this thrown in there somehow.

Comment from Allen
Time: March 23, 2012, 2:38 am

Hey, hey, hey, it’s Fat Albert! It’s amazing how Al Gore grew into the part.

Comment from Mrs. Peel
Time: March 23, 2012, 12:05 pm

I was confused by this one, but it seems that I was -10 when the show in question debuted, so I guess that would be why.

Sweas, did you see any of the footage of Kate and Charles at that kids’ craft day thing where it became totally obvious that Charles has never used an iron in his life? My favorite part was when he left the iron down and Kate reached over and set it upright, clearly without even thinking about it.

Comment from Wolfus Aurelius
Time: March 23, 2012, 3:42 pm

OT, but Newt will be at my campus/place of work this afternoon. The local “news” people were forced, probably at knifepoint, to mention it this morning, but they carefully didn’t say *where* on campus; and there is NO mention of it on the school’s official website (despite Newt being an alumnus!) or in the chatty little email the president sends out every week. Isn’t that odd.

I found the building and room on NG’s website, and I’m going. Might send out an “informative” little note to all the people on my contact list. . . .

Comment from sandman says : I’z here to help…
Time: March 23, 2012, 5:03 pm

So now that they are offering sterilization as part of Zerocare, will they ever offer condoms shaped like this fabulous Fat Albert themed hat?

Bet Kim “Easy like Sunday Morning” Kardashian would want like a gross of them. Not for the number’s sake, just to cover the gross and skanky aspect.

Never be too careful…

Comment from mojo
Time: March 23, 2012, 5:34 pm

Oceania, tis for thee!

Comment from Havel
Time: March 23, 2012, 6:07 pm

Oceania, tis for thee:


Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: March 23, 2012, 6:28 pm

If I wear that cap mocking Obama, I wonder if I’ll get beat up for attempting to create a likeness of the prophet(npbuh), and then have a judge tell me I was wrong for offending the religious sensibilities of Leftists.

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Comment from Redd
Time: March 23, 2012, 10:33 pm

Check your emails… the Bxxx game is starting tonight.

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