It’s only a flesh wound
Heyyyy…I didn’t know they’d identified Ned Kelly’s remains last month. Dug him up with a bunch of other old bones and ran some DNA tests. He finally gets to be buried in the family plot, a hundred and thirty something years after it was his last wish.
Kelly was either a cop-killing savage or Robin Hood, depending on where you lean in the Irish/Aussie/English ethnic preferences continuum. They’ve made a couple of movies about it, so you may know all about him and his gang, and some of that may even be true.
Me, I only love him for this bad-ass body armor he kluged together out of old farm equipment for his last shootout.
The authorities not being complete morons, they shot him through the legs.
November 9, 2011 — 11:09 pm
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