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This tiny green strawberry

Found in a punnet of strawberries. Uncle B was excited to find them this early in the year, but they were…not very good.

I don’t know about you guys, but I think I’ve heard from every seated Republican politician in the last couple of weeks, including several from Ted Cruz and one from Lindsey Fucking Graham.

Why now? And why me? I think I maybe gave ten bucks to Sarah Palin a thousand years ago, and haven’t heard much since. How did they all bust out the same mailing list allofa sudden?

Who writes their begging letters? They’re just awful. I’m sure they must hire people who know how to get results, but at what cost.

Lindsey called me Friend (capital F) and patriot and asked me to pray for our country. Oh, and money. He definitely asked for money.

I feel soiled.

April 26, 2023 — 7:12 pm
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