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Going to the movies!

I can’t remember the last time I went to the movies. We’re going to see Flow.

It’s Latvian. It was made by a small team with the free program Blender. And it won an Oscar!

Uncle B said, “I bet it has a sad ending” and I thought “oh no! I bet he’s right!”

Pray for a happy ending, folks. I hate sad stuff mixed with animals.

April 2, 2025 — 3:04 pm
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vrooms and buns

I knew it was something special when I heard the engine note, then this Ferrari parallel parks right outside the office. Just as a big group of schoolboys walked down the street. 12, 14 years old. They went NUTS over this car, but the prick behind the wheel sat stony faced and didn’t even look up.

Feh. He could’ve revved the engine for them or something. They’d’ve have lost their minds.

Ready for the most British headline ever?

Farmers strike across UK as they REFUSE to release milling wheat from stores – Britons could face hot cross bun shortage in Easter misery

I assure you, if there is a hot cross bun shortage at Easter, Britons will indeed be miserable.

April 1, 2025 — 7:01 pm
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