vrooms and buns
I knew it was something special when I heard the engine note, then this Ferrari parallel parks right outside the office. Just as a big group of schoolboys walked down the street. 12, 14 years old. They went NUTS over this car, but the prick behind the wheel sat stony faced and didn’t even look up.
Feh. He could’ve revved the engine for them or something. They’d’ve have lost their minds.
Ready for the most British headline ever?
Farmers strike across UK as they REFUSE to release milling wheat from stores – Britons could face hot cross bun shortage in Easter misery
I assure you, if there is a hot cross bun shortage at Easter, Britons will indeed be miserable.
Posted: April 1st, 2025 under personal.
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Comment from durnedyankee
Time: April 2, 2025, 12:25 am
Pity, Trump holds the office, otherwise USAID would have rapidly dispatched boodles of cash to buy up foreign Milling Wheat stores and ship them to the UK to relieve this terrible terrible misery.
I estimate they could have allocated several billion and managed to purchase at least 400 lbs of the stuff.
Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: April 2, 2025, 4:08 pm
Since we are looking at a new Celebrity Dead Pool on Friday, can we contemplate a change in the ru-wellz that allow a single participant to make up to three separate entries?
Pool 118 (or whichever number it is) went on for nearly three months and we missed a lot of deceased celebrities which deserved recognition!
Congratulations Nana1.
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