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Round 28: (Round 27 we hardly knew ye)


Pablo pulled a fast one with Chuck Colson. And by “pulled a fast one” I mean “showed the sort of quick-witted sneaky gamesmanship worthy of a weasel blog.”

One day. A fast one, but not (by a long shot) the fastest one ever.

Right! Gird your loins.

0. Rule Zero (AKA Steve’s Rule): your pick has to be living when picked. Also, nobody whose execution date is circled on the calendar.

1. Pick a celebrity. Any celebrity — though I reserve the right to nix picks I never heard of (I don’t generally follow the Dead Pool threads carefully, so if you’re unsure of your pick, call it to my attention).

2. We start from scratch every time. No matter who you had last time, or who you may have called between rounds, you have to turn up on this very thread and stake your claim.

3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.

4. Your first choice sticks. Don’t just blurt something out, m’kay?

5. It’s up to you to search the thread and make sure your choice is unique. I’m waayyyy too lazy to catch the dupes. Popular picks go fast.

6. The pool stays open until somebody on the list dies. Feel free to jump in any time. Noobs, strangers, drive-bys and one-comment-wonders — all are welcome.

7. If you want your fabulous prize, you have to entrust me with a mailing address. If you don’t want the fabulous prize, you’re too smart to be a regular. It takes me forever to put them in the mail, packages go by slow boat, typically take minimum eight to ten weeks and lose the will to live along the way.

8. The new DeadPool will begin 6pm WBT (Weasel’s Blog Time) the Friday after the last round is concluded.

What do we want? Aunty’s dick! When do we want it? When somebody on the list dies!

Comments


Comment from Fawn
Time: April 27, 2012, 6:01 pm

Robin Gibb, please


Comment from Nina
Time: April 27, 2012, 6:01 pm

Hugo!


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: April 27, 2012, 6:01 pm

Zsa Zsa Gabor, dahlink Veasel.


Comment from David Gillies
Time: April 27, 2012, 6:03 pm

J. Gordon Brown, unlamented but tragically not late ex-PM.


Comment from Redd
Time: April 27, 2012, 6:03 pm

Fidel Castro!


Comment from Dustoffmom
Time: April 27, 2012, 6:03 pm

Ernest Borgnine


Comment from steve
Time: April 27, 2012, 6:04 pm

Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi


Comment from JC
Time: April 27, 2012, 6:15 pm

Sticking with JAcques Barzun, international man of history. We just lost another 103 YO here in Texas. But that one had been carrying a bullet in his head for 95 years…


Comment from J Foster
Time: April 27, 2012, 6:17 pm

Jimmah Carter, since I missed the chance to grab Hugo yet again.


Comment from James the lesser
Time: April 27, 2012, 6:28 pm

Mugabe is reported to be in excellent health. So I pick Mugabe.


Comment from sandman says : I friggin miss Earl already…
Time: April 27, 2012, 6:40 pm

I will stay true to my previous draft picks and go for a dual death bill;

Jesse Jackson and Al “Social Justice” Sharpton. I would not mind Louis Parraquat hitting the skids either but I’m not greedy.

Two dead race panderers is plenty…for this week.


Comment from Eirik
Time: April 27, 2012, 6:41 pm

Mickey Rooney

Out of curiosity, what happens if we find out that Hugo has left this mortal coil a few days or weeks ago? I understand he hasn’t been seen or heard from in some time, does he then get disqualified for the dead pool?


Comment from sandman says : I friggin miss Earl already…
Time: April 27, 2012, 6:41 pm

Someone please take Rahm Emmanual, please. I’m already booked up with trash to wish ill against.

*thanks*


Comment from Davem123
Time: April 27, 2012, 6:55 pm

Joe Biden, at the Naval Observatory, with a big stick.

On the Hugo question, I’m of the opinion that whoever had him in the pool at time of death (as best as can be determined) deserves at a minimum a Special Auntie’s Dick award. Maybe a handshake and a party, too.


Comment from mojo
Time: April 27, 2012, 7:23 pm

Besse Cooper


Comment from Formerly known as Skeptic
Time: April 27, 2012, 7:39 pm

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad via an Israeli PGM (I can hope, can’t I?)


Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: April 27, 2012, 7:48 pm

Mags


Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: April 27, 2012, 7:50 pm

I’ll take Karzai for $200, Alex.


Comment from Stephen Falken
Time: April 27, 2012, 7:53 pm

Frances Fox Piven


Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: April 27, 2012, 8:00 pm

Clint Eastwood – because I still can.

Um…nominate him, I mean.


Comment from BJ
Time: April 27, 2012, 8:08 pm

LiLo’s back in the wild, so there’s always the chance she’ll OD or ram her car into a tree/whatever.


Comment from Potato Bandit
Time: April 27, 2012, 8:13 pm

Chuck Berry, I feel I am keeping him alive by continuously picking him.


Comment from RushBabe
Time: April 27, 2012, 8:23 pm

Who to pick, who to pick? I’ll go with the odious John Dingell, Michigan’s D(umbarse) congress critter and longest-sitting (notice I didn’t say “serving”) critter around. And I wouldn’t mind if he was done in with Baraqa’s Big Stick or the Reaper’s Scythe.


Comment from Cobrakai99
Time: April 27, 2012, 8:43 pm

“San Fran Nan” Pelosi in a horrible BoTox accident.


Comment from Stephen Falken
Time: April 27, 2012, 8:50 pm

Note to Stoaty: The “deadpool” tag should be added so the ghouls can find the most recent dead pool from the side bar link.


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: April 27, 2012, 8:53 pm

These quick rounds strain my ability to find new selections.

Well, I’ll go with sheer age this time:

Composer Elliot Carter (103 years old).

Oh, and people, stay away from Justice Ruth Ginsburg. She needs to live another nine months.


Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: April 27, 2012, 9:23 pm

I’ll go with George Soros this time. Something about hope springing eternal …. and confusion to the enemy.


Comment from Janna
Time: April 27, 2012, 9:37 pm

Keith Richards


Comment from ZooomZooom
Time: April 27, 2012, 9:48 pm

Hosni Mubarak

One…………..
More……………..
Time………………..


Comment from BrendaK
Time: April 27, 2012, 9:51 pm

Eric Holder, in a bizarre elevator accident.


Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: April 27, 2012, 9:52 pm

Subotai, you sniped my normal pick! (Yeah yeah, I know, Rules 2 and 3.) Congratulations. ;-)

Therefore, this round I will pick… Helen Thomas!


Comment from Vince
Time: April 27, 2012, 9:54 pm

Howard Dean screams himself to death for the win


Comment from RealMc
Time: April 27, 2012, 10:04 pm

Charles Manson

screaming in the shower.


Comment from bigsmarthuman
Time: April 27, 2012, 10:09 pm

Pete Seeger. For the dick!


Comment from Gulliblepratt
Time: April 27, 2012, 10:23 pm

Barak Obama
Are the secret service going to come and question me?


Comment from Hotrodelectric
Time: April 27, 2012, 10:27 pm

Betty White. Shut up, that’s why.


Comment from Joan of Argghh!
Time: April 27, 2012, 10:32 pm

Newt. Of an animal attack.


Comment from weaselwannabe
Time: April 27, 2012, 10:39 pm

Warren Buffet – for not only “not paying his fair share”, but for wanting to penalize the rest of us to make up for it!


Comment from m
Time: April 27, 2012, 10:41 pm

Harry Belafonte


Comment from Spad 13
Time: April 27, 2012, 10:44 pm

Dan Rather


Comment from Oceania
Time: April 27, 2012, 10:56 pm

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/feedarticle/10215465

Looks like those terrorists that poured BSE into your rendering plants for animal feed have struck gold! Only took 5 years!


Comment from zimmermanfan
Time: April 27, 2012, 11:13 pm

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, in the same mass mob attack by a bunch of hoodie wearing thugz. Yo.


Comment from Montenegro
Time: April 27, 2012, 11:14 pm

This time I have Muhammad Ali, the boxer.


Comment from Armybrat
Time: April 27, 2012, 11:59 pm

Madeline Albright, because that wretched, anti-Semitic c*** deserves to meet her master in Hell.


Comment from Pavel
Time: April 28, 2012, 12:14 am

Billy Graham, because I am going to hell anyway, and I might as well have some dick before I go.


Comment from Armybrat
Time: April 28, 2012, 12:46 am

AG tiger, I really, really wanted Helen Thomas, but I figure one antisemitic bitch is pretty much interchangeable with the next. Good luck to you!


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: April 28, 2012, 12:50 am

Nelson Mandela, please.


Comment from beasn
Time: April 28, 2012, 12:53 am

Andy Griffith


Comment from Oh Hell
Time: April 28, 2012, 1:07 am

Bashar al-Assad, Pres. of Syria. He has lots of people around him who really don’t like him, and they haz sploody things…..


Comment from PatAZ
Time: April 28, 2012, 1:41 am

Marion Barry. Eating the food cooked in the restaurants made dirty by Asians.


Comment from Ben
Time: April 28, 2012, 1:44 am

William Shatner, again….sigh!


Comment from USCitizen
Time: April 28, 2012, 1:51 am

Andy Williams. He ain’t gettin’ any younger, you know.


Comment from EZnSF
Time: April 28, 2012, 2:52 am

JUSTIN BEIBER!

Wait… What?


Comment from Pablo
Time: April 28, 2012, 3:16 am

Nancy Reagan.


Comment from Pablo
Time: April 28, 2012, 3:20 am

Pablo pulled a fast one with Chuck Colson. And by “pulled a fast one” I mean “showed the sort of quick-witted sneaky gamesmanship worthy of a weasel blog.”

Thanks, CBN!


Comment from catnip
Time: April 28, 2012, 3:29 am

George Beverly Shea.


Comment from pizza
Time: April 28, 2012, 5:46 am

michael moore.


Comment from Oceania
Time: April 28, 2012, 9:49 am

I bumped into Michael Caine the other day. Wow!
He needs to come by my stem cell engineering lab some time for a 100kkm check. Wouldn’t want to see him spring a leak.


Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: April 28, 2012, 10:26 am

*tips hat to Armybrat* And to you!


Comment from platypuss
Time: April 28, 2012, 2:05 pm

I’ll grab Maggie Thatcher. Well, figuratively…


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: April 28, 2012, 2:52 pm

Again: David Rockefeller


Comment from naleta
Time: April 28, 2012, 3:19 pm

Since pizza claimed Michael Moore, I’m going with Roman Pulanski. Nasty, evil man.


Comment from Sven in Colorado
Time: April 28, 2012, 3:32 pm

Kirk Douglas…no one has the cleft chin, correct?


Comment from unkawill
Time: April 28, 2012, 4:09 pm

The ruling gaggle of Mullahs and Imans of Iran in a very well placed Bomb strike courtesy of the Israeli Air Force.


Comment from Ripley
Time: April 28, 2012, 4:48 pm

Olivia de Havilland


Comment from Mrs. Hill
Time: April 28, 2012, 4:54 pm

Harry Reid in a Light Rail accident. Just think of the flood of backed up House bills that would release. Not to mention oil.


Comment from Clifford Skridlow
Time: April 28, 2012, 5:52 pm

Hmmm . . Pavel beat me to my first pick, so I’ll take George Jones.


Comment from ms anthrope
Time: April 28, 2012, 8:34 pm

Burt Reynolds


Comment from gebrauchshund
Time: April 28, 2012, 8:57 pm

Jerry Lewis, not out of spite, just probability.


Comment from Veeshir
Time: April 28, 2012, 9:24 pm

I’m sticking with Charlie Sheen, I figure all that new sitcom money won’t be wasted on savings and retirement planning but on hookers, drugs and booze (not necessarily in that order).
I figure he’ll be with Lindsay Lohan when it happens, the only question is who goes first.


Comment from Mr. Dave
Time: April 28, 2012, 10:59 pm

I will pick Ramsey Clark until I am right. I’m trying to stay with evil old bastards but I keep remembering that Jerry Lee, Chuck, Mr. Richard Penneman and Ray Price are kinda old…


Comment from huerfano
Time: April 29, 2012, 1:28 am

Rosalynn Carter.


Comment from thefritz
Time: April 29, 2012, 1:34 am

…during a mass wedding in Seoul, Sun Myung Moon.


Comment from Malcolm Kirkpatrick
Time: April 29, 2012, 3:26 am

Zawahiri, again, but Obama’s probably saving him for October.


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: April 29, 2012, 5:07 am

Comment from zimmermanfan
Time: April 27, 2012, 11:13 pm

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, in the same mass mob attack by a bunch of hoodie wearing thugz. Yo.

Sorry, Sparkles, But I seem to have taken your tragically death resistant duo some four hours and change ahead of you. But nice try.

Please help yourself to Danny Glover, Mikie J Fox or any member of the Sugar Hill gang but JJ and AS are off the ill-wishing against them list.

I cocked the first leg to piss on these two. I’m keeping my pair of race pandering pseudo preachers.

No one has Jay Z or Joan Rivers, so there’s that…

Sandman, bringing the Southern Curmudgeon since the last time I mentioned the word curmudgeon.

*yay,me*


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: April 29, 2012, 5:49 am

I can haz Jane Fonda deads plz? My Jane Fonda Urinal sticker is fading and I really don’t want to have to replace it, even wearing gloves and all, ya know?


Comment from currently
Time: April 29, 2012, 9:03 am

Will Ferrell.

Can’t miss with a SNL cast member.


Comment from zimmermanfan
Time: April 29, 2012, 12:48 pm

drats……….

ok….Sandman, i shoulda looked closer. i wish the dick be upon you.

Maher, bill, one each.


Comment from Anonymous
Time: April 29, 2012, 3:15 pm

Cmon Ronnie Biggs. Daddy needs some spotted dick.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 29, 2012, 5:58 pm

Better get your name on that bid, Anonymous, or you’ll get Spartacused.


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: April 29, 2012, 6:26 pm

I select Hugh Hefner just because …. well, he’s old anyway, and, and he’s bagged his limit for a guy with a Chicago accent and a massive overbite


Comment from Monotone The Elderish
Time: April 29, 2012, 6:43 pm

Ruby Muhhamed


Comment from JeffS
Time: April 29, 2012, 8:42 pm

Debbie Wasserman-Schulz. From choking on her own bile. God knows she spews enough of it to drown in.


Comment from MrCaniac
Time: April 29, 2012, 11:03 pm

Nelson Mandela. You know he got some bad spotted dick in prison.


Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: April 30, 2012, 2:07 am

If I were famous, I’d pick me. All this tropical beauty is trying to kill me.

You can get all sorts of delightful things OTC here, so I’m really not suffering much.


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: April 30, 2012, 2:16 am

May the Dick be with Zimmermanfan, as Bill Maher is absolutely the worst piece of shiite the Left has to offer after “Jesse and Al, The Race Pimps”©,in color.

A Quinn Martin Production.

Hate that manturd with an unexpected amount of zeal. Him choking on a deli sandwich somewhere in NYC over the next few days would not bring a tear from me. Not one.


Comment from Laughing Buddha
Time: April 30, 2012, 11:19 am

I posted the Ronnie Biggs, like usual. Didn’t realize I didn’t have my name on there before. LOVE YOU SWEASEL.


Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: April 30, 2012, 2:26 pm

Missus and I took the bullet train 300 kilos north to Haikou, and I feel great. Whichever flora was trying to end me is not yet in bloom here. I hope it stays dormant for the next week.

We had a run-in with the “locals,” though.

Right out of the train station, a cabby damn near runs me over. I shielded most of the impact with our carry-on. It left a few scmutches on the paint of his hood. He jumps out and starts accusing me of slamming my bag on his car.

Missus called the Police and a traffic patrol arrived. The senior officer was unable to placate the crowd, (who were now muttering about how an American can get away with anything.)a criminal team was called, and we all wound up at the police station.

Long story short: We cooled our heals for two hours. The Police were very nice, The cab company’s owner showed up to apologize, and drive us to our hotel in his own car.

He could not have been nicer.

Always check in with your consulate. Let them know where you’ll be, and when you’ll be there.

By the way, Anchor Red Crown beer is almost worth coming here all by itself. It has all the virtures of a local, fresh Chinese pale, with a bit more hopping.

http://www.heinekeninternational.com/hainanasiapacificbrewery-china.aspx


Comment from BigBluBug
Time: April 30, 2012, 2:34 pm

Paul Anka

That’s just the fucking way it is.


Comment from BigBluBug
Time: April 30, 2012, 2:38 pm

Oh crap, I should have picked Hover Bear

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3p0672/


Comment from Lulu
Time: April 30, 2012, 3:47 pm

Dan Rather. Ugly little man.


Comment from little, little
Time: April 30, 2012, 3:53 pm

While we’re at it, let’s throw Sam Donaldson into the mix.


Comment from Drew458
Time: April 30, 2012, 6:45 pm

Dead Pool? And Obama? And Darwin? And puppy snax? Golly, after a hard and frustrating Monday I turn to the Weas for some Quality Chicken Blogging to ease my pain … and nothing.

Put me down for Whoopie Goldberg.


Comment from Mija Cat
Time: April 30, 2012, 8:39 pm

Cat selects Dick Lugar for the dick… hopefully he dies of either shame (for not living in Indiana despite being their Senator) or shame (for losing to Mourdock in the primary)…

In either case, goodbye, Dick!

Mew


Comment from Bill the Butcher
Time: April 30, 2012, 10:05 pm

Mrs. Custer is already taken, so I’ll have to pick Joan Fontaine.

Because even mutual sisterly hate can only keep you alive for so long…


Comment from j2
Time: May 1, 2012, 4:58 am

Henry Jay Heimlich


Comment from Lester III
Time: May 1, 2012, 3:47 pm

Glad to be back. I’ll go with Peter O’Toole, since Hefner already got snagged.


Comment from Redd
Time: May 1, 2012, 6:46 pm

Hmmm…it appears Castro has been monitoring the Celebrity Death Pool and is threatening rivers of blood if the Dick goes to anyone else but ME.


Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: May 2, 2012, 3:08 am

As per usual, I’ll go with Whiny Janey Fonda, Ev’erbody’s Least Fav’rit Hollyweird Commie and General All-Round “Progressive” Pain In The Tuchis.

Her somewhat-older bro is looking summat shakier than she these days, but he’s apparently learned in his declining years to more-or-less keep his politickin’ views to himself.

(Better late-by-several-days than not at all, right?…)


Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: May 2, 2012, 3:17 am

Zounds! Some Veg, it seems, beat me to it!

Ah, well – I’ll go with Dave Letterman; a more deserving recipient of The Green Ripper I can’t right now imagine anyway.


Comment from gebrauchshund
Time: May 2, 2012, 7:26 pm

Doesn’t look like anybody had Junior Seau, so the pool continues.

Damn that rule 0.


Comment from RealMc
Time: May 4, 2012, 8:57 pm

No Beastie on the list…….tic toc tic toc……..

Yo Adam…… Rest in peace……

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvRBUw_Ls2o


Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: May 4, 2012, 10:20 pm

Confirming what RealMc found:

forbes.com: Adam Yauch, AKA MCA of the Beastie Boys, Dead at 47

Cancer is a harsh equalizer.


Comment from RealMc
Time: May 6, 2012, 11:03 pm

Goober Pyle on ‘The Andy Griffith Show,’ dies

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/05/06/george-lindsey-known-as-goober-pyle-on-andy-griffith-show-dies/?intcmp=features#ixzz1u8LQtNa0

Gawlie……… :o (


Comment from mandel bread
Time: May 7, 2012, 1:17 am

Al Molinaro


Comment from Doug in CO
Time: May 7, 2012, 8:12 pm

Sen. Richard “Dick” Durbin (Commie – Chicago) just because.


Comment from xul
Time: May 7, 2012, 11:38 pm

Ray Harryhausen


Comment from Nina
Time: May 8, 2012, 8:56 pm

Is Chavez dead yet? It looks like I’ll be in England in July and I may as well pick up the winning dick whilst I’m there, saving Stoat and Badger some Pounds Sterling.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 8, 2012, 9:37 pm

If you make it down to the coast, Nina, I’ll buy you a dick whether your guy dies or not.


Comment from Nina
Time: May 9, 2012, 5:13 am

It’s definitely on the agenda, all it takes is the moolah for petrol and maybe a hotel if it’s far enough from Hull. I hate to fly but like being places.

Die, Hugo, die!


Comment from CheshireLion
Time: May 10, 2012, 6:05 pm

John Madden


Comment from MrCaniac
Time: May 11, 2012, 11:11 pm

Well dammitall. I didn’t see that Nelly Mandela was picked, so I will go with Herbert Lom.


Comment from p2
Time: May 12, 2012, 7:49 am

Seeing as how I spent 9 wonderful years in ol’ Blighty and enjoyed every silly minute of it (and coz she’s older than the island itself) I gotta take Her Majesty, Betty. God shave the Queen!….


Comment from RealMc
Time: May 12, 2012, 11:10 pm

Carol Shelby……….

didn’t see that one coming………


Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: May 14, 2012, 11:04 am

Bassist Donald ‘Duck’ Dunn dead at 70


Comment from Mike James
Time: May 14, 2012, 4:56 pm

Aarrggh. Dammit, Tiger, did she give you a little “Dead Pool Monitor” vest?


Comment from Mitchell TAFKAEY
Time: May 17, 2012, 4:12 pm

Donna Summer has joined the Invisible Choir. Apparently the Big C strikes again.


Comment from Kansas Gman
Time: May 17, 2012, 11:14 pm

Since it seeems like musicians/singers are dropping like flies lately, I think I will go with……

Bon Jovi


Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: May 18, 2012, 1:26 am

Mike: Hey, I was a few hours late on the Donna Summer one! :-)

(Good catch Mitchell.)


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: May 20, 2012, 1:25 pm

Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi finally kept his promise and died. BBC agrees: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-12174643
.
Congratulations, Steve! You’re gonna get some dick!


Comment from Montenegro
Time: May 20, 2012, 5:32 pm

Congrats Steve!! Your karma helped a cowardly ruthless pig into the after life. I hope his 72 virgins look like Rosie O’Donnel!!!!!!!!


Comment from Mrs. Compton
Time: May 20, 2012, 11:08 pm

Robin Gibb seems to have left us as well. Busy dead pool this time!


Comment from Kansas Gman
Time: May 20, 2012, 11:16 pm

Congratulations, Steve!


Comment from RealMc
Time: May 20, 2012, 11:27 pm

zsa zsa can’t possibly bee too far behind…….see ya’ll Friday…..”6″ weasely time…….


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 20, 2012, 11:31 pm

Poor Fawn. Poor, poor Fawn. VERY FIRST PICK was Robin Gibb, and he fell between Dead Pools.

:eek:

Wait, is that the happy one?


Comment from Davem123
Time: May 20, 2012, 11:40 pm

Montenegro – “I hope his 72 virgins look like Rosie O’Donnel!!!!!!!!”

Wouldn’t 72 Rosey Grier lookalikes be even better?


Comment from Montenegro
Time: May 21, 2012, 12:13 am

Sorry Fawn, bad luck, your guy died today!! He couldn’t hold out for another 6 days!! And you were the first post extreme bummer!!


Comment from Fawn
Time: May 21, 2012, 12:41 am

Thanks for the condolences. Maybe I’ll pick myself next time!


Comment from Nina
Time: May 21, 2012, 3:32 am

I’m thinking his virgins need to look like Michael Moore, personally. Before shower.

And dang Hugo, that SOB just won’t die!


Comment from Redd
Time: May 21, 2012, 8:14 am

I feel bad for Robin Gibb and Donna Summers. Both weren’t that old and had been battling cancer. Me, I only pick dictators … for the dick.


Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: May 21, 2012, 2:26 pm

Nina,

Damn,that’s harsh–especially since you know that boy ain’t never had any action. He’s probably gibbering from pent-up sexual anger.

So that’s perfect! Except for the associated imagery of a screaming fetid Michael Moore virgin begging to be sodomized.


Comment from Pablo
Time: May 21, 2012, 3:22 pm

Clearly, Disco causes cancer.


Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: May 21, 2012, 3:36 pm

That explains why they were constantly going on about “Staying Alive” back then!

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