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So there, nyah!

I’m such an intellectual lightweight. Y’all realize that, right?

I mean, you take Michael Ramirez. Not only is he an awesome illustrator, but he comes up with these brilliant picture ideas and, like, metaphors and analogies and stuff.

Me, I see the latest Newsweek cover and I say to myself, “right! Now I’m totally going to draw your guy wearing a tutu! Ha!”

Still, I suppose there’s a place at the table for a poo-flinging monkey.

There. See? Terrible picture idea.


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: July 30, 2012, 11:05 pm

Well, it’s better than making him part of the Women’s Gymnastics team.

Then again, Summer Glau may never forgive you the insult to her beloved art…..

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 30, 2012, 11:07 pm

I ran across this while searching for tutu pictures. They make the wings themselves.


Comment from Oceania
Time: July 30, 2012, 11:18 pm

Well- Obama is tri-sexual … and definitely born in Kenya.

Comment from Paula Douglas
Time: July 30, 2012, 11:47 pm

You made his…um…*area* too big. It goes below the tutu in his dreams.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: July 30, 2012, 11:56 pm

@Paula – Actually, that is simply proof that, when the diaper say 6-12 pounds, they aren’t lying. That’s all the crap those suckers will hold…

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: July 30, 2012, 11:57 pm

I can see 0 in Swan Lake right now, the 1895 version. I’m not sure in which role, Odette or Siegfried, but I am very sure I want to see him leap into the lake and drown.

Comment from Can’t hark my cry
Time: July 31, 2012, 12:05 am

Oh, lord, Ms. Stoat. That fairylove website is–deeply disturbing. Yeah, chilling (brrrrr) is a valid decription. Ewk.

Comment from Oceania
Time: July 31, 2012, 12:40 am

Jesus Christ Scube!
I hope that you aren’t still hanging with these FREAKS?!

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: July 31, 2012, 1:02 am

That fairy love site is as bad as those ‘brony’ men who are into my little pony…makes my skin crawl.

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: July 31, 2012, 1:09 am

I can’t believe the attempt to paint Romney as a wimp when the comparison is Barak. It’s as ridiculous as, say, trying to call an asshole like John Kerry a war hero.

If I were going out to play any sport I can think of, I’d pick Romney for my team every time over Obama. I can’t imagine that they think they can gain any advantage by this. IMHO making the comparison points out how weak Obama is.

On the other hand, how powerful IS Newsweek’s opinion anymore? Twenty years ago they were influential, but if they actually retained any influence (or even any audience) I can’t think that they’d only have been worth a dollar at time of sale.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: July 31, 2012, 1:10 am

@Oceania/LordFlashheart – AmSam/Navy Corpsman is on a tear right now trying to get locked out of the board for a while so that he can rag on them about banning policies….

Comment from PatAZ
Time: July 31, 2012, 1:18 am

Perhaps it’s because Obuma has never worn a pair of men-boots in his life that he has them on the wrong feet.

Mz Weasel, you are one of a kind. You don’t have to compete with anyone.

Comment from Oceania
Time: July 31, 2012, 1:26 am

Well Scube – you can’t say that I didn’t warn you in advance!
I could name names – but … look at the women there? Women cover that stuff up.
Say a big hello to AmSam for me! 🙂
Oh, and also Telly, Sickie, Hunter and the ‘Good guys’ … they know who they are!

Comment from Anonymous
Time: July 31, 2012, 1:35 am

That fairy love site is as bad as those ‘brony’ men who are into my little pony…makes my skin crawl.

There are a number of self admitted bronys over at HotAir. Hell, they are proud of it.

Comment from Rick Kohler
Time: July 31, 2012, 6:08 am


Comment from SCOTTtheBADGER
Time: July 31, 2012, 6:37 am

Mr. Ramairez is a genius.

Comment from Oceania
Time: July 31, 2012, 7:37 am

Second thoughts – Telly, you are turning into a filthy Australian ingrate.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: July 31, 2012, 8:11 am

You caught that, eh? LOL

Comment from VotedDurandal
Time: July 31, 2012, 8:36 am

Hello Oceania! If you haven’t gotten yourself banned from politicalforum.com, you should come hang out there! It’s a whole lot more fun than that corny virtual dive.

Comment from Oceania
Time: July 31, 2012, 10:19 am

Oh it does look tasty! 🙂
There isn’t much I miss Scube. AmSam is rather close to the truth.

Comment from Oceania
Time: July 31, 2012, 10:23 am

Maybe there is something for me there!
A link to this: http://seattletimes.com/html/nationworld/2018783144_humans27.html

Now we have proof that Blacks have bred with something Sub-Human recently … oh dear … how sad …
Looks like Obama is a Sub-Human Knuckle Dragger after all!


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 31, 2012, 11:05 am

Oh, yeah. As opposed to us Europeans and our proven interbreeding with Neanderthals. And then they mentioned the Siberian race that left some DNA in modern Pacific islanders.

I can remember the ancient days of, like, ten years ago, when there were just two: modern homo sapiens and Neanderthals, and they didn’t think there was any intermixing at all. Since then, I’ve read about half a dozen human cousins that have left junk in our DNA.

Comment from Oceania
Time: July 31, 2012, 11:43 am

Indeed! Isn’t genetic sequencing marvellous?
Our ‘DOC’ agency (Department of Conservation) here decided to relocate some Kiwi to save them, in a new valley miles away. Only later did they realise that Kiwi are highly different genetically … hence they made hybrids and destroyed the original species that they were trying to protect.
As for the Kakapo – they air dumped 1080 poisoned baits and wiped out most of the remaining birds. There are only 30 breeding pairs left.
Much like pure breed cats and Europeans 🙂

Comment from mojo
Time: July 31, 2012, 3:05 pm

Like a bunch of horny cavemen are gonna care how pretty a captured Neanderthal chick isn’t…

Comment from twolaneflash
Time: July 31, 2012, 3:11 pm

OMG, Tiny Dancer Rahm Emmanuel, is so P.O.’d! Rahm’s been looking for his tutu all over Chicago. He’s stomping his tiny pointe-shoe-covered foot in a rage over this. A girly-boy just doesn’t share his tutu, you know.

Comment from Crabby Old Bat
Time: July 31, 2012, 3:38 pm

Pretty cute, but Barack “Twinkie” Obama made a better rebuttal Newsweek cover all by his itty-bitty widdle self:

Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: July 31, 2012, 7:35 pm

This is probably the best Newsweek rebuttal:


Calling Romney a wimp (after trying to portray him as a bully recently) is such a foolish idea, but then they played up Sarah Palin’s inexperience, which should have been suicide for Obama but it didn’t hurt him a bit.

Comment from Oldcat
Time: July 31, 2012, 11:47 pm

I think this blog has more readers than Newsweek. And certainly a better art department.

Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: August 1, 2012, 5:45 am

I think you’re right Oldcat.

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