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Enjoy the Streisand Effect, boys!

ZOMG, have you seen The Innocence of Muslims? Oh My God, OHMIGOD, omigod! It is the dumbest thing ever.

The trailer, anyway. As far as anyone knows, that’s all that’s out there. The longest clip I could find is 13:51 and it is pure triple-A tincture of stupid. (The link is a generic YouTube search of “Innocence of Muslims” – I wouldn’t worry too much about the clip coming down. There are dozens of copies, including the one I saved locally).

It’s a dozen or so American community theater refugees hamming it up in front of a green screen, mostly against a backdrop of desert dunes. So nobody casts a shadow and the sand doesn’t move when they walk on it. Oh, it’s rich.

And, boy, were those poor bastards set up — they were acting a perfectly innocent generic sand epic. The inflammatory parts were dubbed in later, in different voices, with different mics, in a different room. The lips don’t synch at all.

“Is Mohammed gay?” “Of course!”

You can clearly see the original line was Gamera is a friend to all children.

Seriously, you’d have to be a platinum ‘tard to be the slightest provoked by this silly pile of fluff.

Which is, of course, entirely not what happened. I mean, look at those scruffy young men shouting in the streets. They obviously don’t have YouTube accounts. If they had access to funny cat videos, would they be that cross?

sock it to me

Comments


Comment from Redd
Time: September 14, 2012, 11:04 pm

It’s hilarious. Three thumbs up!

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 14, 2012, 11:25 pm

Oh, man. I can’t believe how I botched that picture. I cropped out the guard’s star-shaped nipple tattoos! That’s the whole reason I screen-capped that scene.

#FAIL

 


Comment from Redd
Time: September 15, 2012, 12:00 am

Kate should get star shaped nipple tattoos. She’s so thin, I didn’t think she had boobs.

 


Comment from sandman will resist
Time: September 15, 2012, 12:28 am

Sweasel:

Sadly, I feel like these tards would do exactly the same thing if there were cute cat videos, sunshine and warm feelings everywhere.

Their backward, rearward looking “religion” is one that encourages lying to dhimmi (non-believers) and one another: taqiyya and kitman. Not only that but it actually allows one Muzzy to lie like a dog to another Muzzy if the first Muzzy thinks he’s more pious than the second, or vice versa. Yep, a political dodge hiding in the skin of a screwed up religion. And it encourages Muzzys to kill old women and children, especially Jews(Pigs) and Americans(non-believers). It encourages children to die for the causes of old men. These are the same crazy bastards that justified decades of blowing up Israeli children and grandmothers.

Egypt: What a crap-hole religion and an equally crap-hole third world country. A world class shit-hole.

For what it’s worth, I take their name for their “religion”: the ‘Religion of the Sword’. Not the name they call it in English: ‘Religion of Peace’.

For what it’s worth, Arafat would talk peace in French and English, and war and death, in Arabic. And that ‘Palestinian’ shit-hook was Egyptian, and not ‘Palestinian’ of any sort. Hell, you or I could call ourselves ‘Palestinian’ and be as valid.

This region, the religion and the adherents suck out loud. Burning, looting, sodomizing our murdered Ambassador, that kind of shit is their bread and butter. They all suck.

 


Comment from sandman will resist
Time: September 15, 2012, 12:32 am

As to the shitty movie: they gave us the inspiration for Ishtar, so this shitty flick is payback.

 


Comment from Tim
Time: September 15, 2012, 12:40 am

If Gamera is involved you know it’ll be good.

I’d have thought that a striesand effect meant bigger noses.

 


Comment from Oceania
Time: September 15, 2012, 1:30 am

I’ve bought some Korans, a small US flag, some ethanol … and am about to make a Koran burning Youtube clip posting as an American!

 


Comment from p2
Time: September 15, 2012, 2:00 am

love the MST3K nod…. this one fits right up there with all the other cheesy movies the gang had to endure….

 


Comment from EZnSF
Time: September 15, 2012, 2:15 am

It should be turned into a comic book and dropped from B-52’s all over the middle east.

I won’t be so crude to say I’d rather see a B-52 with something else loaded on it, ala Major T.J. “King” Kong.

 


Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: September 15, 2012, 2:40 am

They weren’t inflamed by it.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/story/2012/09/12/deadly-embassy-attacks-were-days-in-the-making/57752828/1

It was planned for weeks before hand.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 15, 2012, 10:42 am

No, of course they weren’t inflamed by it. If the State Department is proposing that the West — in its entirety — is everywhere and all the time so awesomely respectful of Islam that these boo-boos can’t think of an excuse to riot…well. That’s not just a non-starter, it’s physically impossible.

 


Comment from Redd
Time: September 15, 2012, 2:10 pm

However, the MSM was inflamed by it.

 


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: September 15, 2012, 6:10 pm

I would have to say that it has accomplished exactly what the makers wanted. The movie itself was incapable of making Islam look bad, but it has succeeded in making MUSLIMS make Islam look like the international cult of Poo flinging Howler Monkeys….

 


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: September 15, 2012, 6:11 pm

@Redd – Dude, the Lame Stream Media is ALWAYS inflamed. Like a giant, infected hemorrhoid…..

 


Comment from Mojo
Time: September 15, 2012, 7:04 pm

Hey,there’s a couple of tiny women here singing somethin about a “Mothra”‘ you know what that’s about?

 


Comment from Pablo
Time: September 15, 2012, 10:37 pm

I loved the part where Mo and his chums were dashing across the desert on horseback and said desert was replete with tire tracks.

 


Comment from Pablo
Time: September 15, 2012, 10:40 pm

Oceania, don’t waste your time. You couldn’t dream of topping that.

 


Comment from Oceania
Time: September 16, 2012, 12:53 am

Just imagine if the Muslims bag one of your troops transports flying out of the middle east?

 


Comment from mojo
Time: September 16, 2012, 3:02 am

Oh, go honk your horn at a Samoan, HorseshitLattitudes.

 


Comment from Pablo
Time: September 16, 2012, 11:51 am

Just imagine a Kiwi having any global relevance whatsoever.

 


Comment from AHLondon
Time: September 16, 2012, 7:02 pm

A few weeks back, NoOne gave me a heads up about you. Thought we might get along, blog wise. Yes, I think we might.
Drudge, the master of juxtaposition, led with this yesterday: ‘AQ issues call for Muslims to kill American diplomats…Feds Investigate Christian Filmmaker’.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 16, 2012, 8:35 pm

An American Housewife in London! Why, yes…I think we might get along.

 


Comment from Noelegy
Time: September 17, 2012, 8:41 pm

I think access to funny cat videos could bring about world peace. It’s hard to be mad about something when you’re watching Maru try to get into a box.

 


Comment from Oceania
Time: September 17, 2012, 8:59 pm

Then why were your embassy staff stripped of live ammunition prior to the attack which resulted in their deaths?

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 17, 2012, 9:25 pm

Who you talking to, O?

 


Comment from Noelegy
Time: September 20, 2012, 10:15 pm

I saw the trailer. Although it’s howlingly bad, I really don’t see where Mohammed, or Islam, was misrepresented.

 


Comment from Weasel
Time: September 24, 2012, 6:19 pm

This post is getting *hammered* by a spammer. Like, a couple of hundred a day on this one comment thread. So I’m going to try closing comments on this one and see what happens. Maybe they’ll find another thread, maybe they’ll go away.

Stay tuned!