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Apparantly, Amazon doesn’t think I’m a serious person

So, presumably based on their spectacular powers of psychic detection, Amazon recommended this to me: Black & White Wiggly/Wobbly/Googly Eyes 100pk.

A hundred pack! Because I guess a dozen Wiggly/Wobbly/Googly eyes wasn’t going to cut it for all my googly eye needs.

I’ve never bought anything arty or crafty from Amazon. I have no idea where this shit came from.

Oh, the best part is that thirty two Amazonians bothered to rate their Wiggly/Wobbly/Googly Eye purchase. Most people were delighted by their Wiggly/Wobbly/Googly Eye experience. And then there was this guy:

Bought these in the hope of using them for random stuff, unfortunately, not all of them have a sticky back, only the small ones do, which makes most of the pack useless, pretty unhappy with them to be honest.

Unhappy. Let down. Disappointed. Wanted to stick them on random stuff. Thwarted.

What, me? Okay, yes. Yes. I was tempted.

Comments


Comment from Mitchell TAFKAEY
Time: January 16, 2013, 10:09 pm

One package of googly eyes in the shopping cart! I…needed to buy some other stuff anyway.


Comment from Anonymous
Time: January 16, 2013, 10:43 pm

I suggest disappointed guy try glue.


Comment from mojo
Time: January 16, 2013, 11:14 pm

So invest 75 cents in a tube of glue, lazybones.


Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: January 16, 2013, 11:24 pm

I was looking for some of those last year. I was gonna superglue a pair onto Brrt’s head on top between his ears.

Or on his butt-cheeks.

Y’know …. To freak friends out when they visited.

Couldn’t find any. Pity. Mighta scared the coyotes away before they eated him a month or two later.


Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: January 16, 2013, 11:56 pm

Damn, wish they had suggested them to me. I actually use googly eyes on the back of my MINI on the badge where it says Cooper. Perfect spot to put them in the o’s. :)


Comment from Deborah
Time: January 17, 2013, 1:15 am

Do not underestimate the mirth in a well-placed set of googly-eyes :)


Comment from You think I’m going to post my name?
Time: January 17, 2013, 2:39 am

http://www.mentalfloss.com/article/33497/8-government-conspiracy-theories-and-how-they-could-be-right


Comment from Nina
Time: January 17, 2013, 5:00 am

Who WOULDN’T be completely overjoyed with 100 googly eyes, regardless of adhesive misfires?

There’s always a workaround, sez I.


Comment from feynmangroupie
Time: January 17, 2013, 5:05 am

Randomness thwarted. Chaos averted. World saved.

And so it goes.


Comment from steve
Time: January 17, 2013, 3:01 pm

“They have a thousand uses.” (soon to be posted in the Amazon comments section)


Comment from Deborah
Time: January 17, 2013, 3:38 pm

I could really use a good laugh today. Maybe you could put some googly eyes on Obama.


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: January 17, 2013, 4:22 pm

Don’t know if eyeballs are an option, but…

10% Off All Products
Today Only! It’s Benjamin Franklin’s Birthday!
Enter code:
HAPPYBDAYBEN
at checkout in the “Zazzle Coupons/Gift Certificates” box


Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: January 17, 2013, 4:28 pm

Well there’s a modern kick of sticking googly eyes on objects in a store like CDs and taking a picture. It is mildly amusing at least, unlike planking or whatever.


Comment from naleta
Time: January 17, 2013, 6:52 pm

I wonder how much trouble one would be in, if one stuck large googly eyes in the O and P of the stop signs in parking lots? …


Comment from Anonymous
Time: January 17, 2013, 7:55 pm

For your looking pleasure.

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q171/Thistleivy/396144_10200402324402941_162083398_n_zpsb5174f2b.jpg


Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: January 17, 2013, 8:13 pm

That’s me ^


Comment from mojo
Time: January 17, 2013, 8:33 pm

If it’s made by Coopers, shouldn’t it be barrel-shaped?


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 17, 2013, 9:15 pm

Looks like Dear Abby has croaked. And nobody h ad her in the Dead Pool.


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: January 17, 2013, 9:15 pm

Someone had that general idea, naleta…

http://www.inquisitr.com/476210/poop-sign-pranksters-on-the-loose-in-portland-video/


Comment from Davem123
Time: January 17, 2013, 9:16 pm

Mrs. Compton- You should add a little drooling tongue hanging down from “Cooper” to supplement the googly eyes staring at the bacon. Bacon, yumm.


Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: January 17, 2013, 10:05 pm

AltBBrown,

Where is the outrage…that someone got paid think about this long enough to write an article, and some editor got paid to consider it worthy of publishing?


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: January 17, 2013, 10:43 pm

Feynmangroupie, I’m glad those local hacks are out there spewing the stuff.
Due to anger management issues, I’ve been “trying” to avoid the more serious garbage proffered by nationally syndicated hacks since the election.
Tough row to hoe for an info junkie.


Comment from Mitchell TAFKAEY
Time: January 17, 2013, 10:43 pm

I thought “Abbey” had died some time ago, but it was her sister “Ann Landers”.


Comment from Redd
Time: January 17, 2013, 11:34 pm

Googly eyes remind me of the singed pink bunny floating in the pool in Breaking Bad.


Comment from Oh Hell
Time: January 18, 2013, 1:51 am

I love googly eyes!! I have a “teasel” animal with googly eyes, cockleburr ears and a wicked set of thorn horns. The eyes make him look slightly demented…..

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