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Dead Pool Round 43 is in the can!

It looked like we were going to have drama over this one, as Oceania’s pick (Paul Holmes) and drew458′s pick (Ed Koch) both croaked on the same day. However, I examined the Dead Pool thread and found Oceania had made several picks with various levels of trolling intent. First pick sticks! I didn’t know who Paul Holmes was anyway.

So I’m calling it for Drew. However! If Oceania emails me a mailing address, I will ship a dick to it. Which will confuse the hell out of whoever lives at the random stranger’s mailing address he will undoubtedly give me and probably draw the attention of Interpol.

I’ve been out all day, so it’s too late to tee up a Round 44 for today…
SO! See you here next Friday, 6pm WBT.

Comments


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: February 1, 2013, 8:55 pm

I KNEW all that cursing in traffic would pay off!
Was traveling due to social obligation and afraid I was gonna be waaay late.


Comment from Pupster
Time: February 1, 2013, 9:05 pm

Weasel, If you get a home address, I will personally pay for Oceania’s subscription to Ebony and Jett magazines.


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: February 1, 2013, 9:27 pm

At last! Our long, weaselly nightmare is over…
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Uh, wait….
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Ø is still Preezy of the United Steezy, so no, it’s not over… DAMN !!!!


Comment from Gromulin
Time: February 1, 2013, 9:41 pm

Pupster wins this comment thread.


Comment from MikeW
Time: February 1, 2013, 9:55 pm

I s’pose y’all will need something to get you through the week. If you get really hard up, give http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.com/ a try. If you’ve not visited there before, you’ll find a very quick witted cartoonist giving some great insight on the latest political theater act.

His other cartoon blog at http://johnnyoptimism.blogspot.com/ is exclusively non-political medical humor with a very twisted outlook. Definitely not safe for viewing by impressionable minds. So, uh, forget I mentioned that one at all.


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: February 1, 2013, 10:45 pm

You should send Oceania a tube of KY warming gel for his next interlude with his favorite Ewe…


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: February 1, 2013, 11:31 pm

Pupster @ February 1, 2013, 9:05 pm:
Weasel, If you get a home address, I will personally pay for Oceania’s subscription to Ebony and Jet magazines.

I’ll throw in XXL.

And Sister 2 Sister. (We don’t know Oceania’s gender, do we?)


Comment from Nina
Time: February 1, 2013, 11:43 pm

Dang, I was hoping it was today, WBT. :)


Comment from dissent555
Time: February 2, 2013, 12:45 am

Comment from Gromulin
Time: February 1, 2013, 9:41 pm

Pupster wins this comment thread.

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Where do I get my new keyboard? Doesn’t Obamacare cover this yet? If not, why not?


Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: February 2, 2013, 1:03 am

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: February 1, 2013, 11:31 pm

Brilliant! I wonder how much trouble we can get him in with the local postal authorities/thought police?

I can think of several paths to take.

Subotai Bahadur


Comment from mojo
Time: February 2, 2013, 1:45 am

“Croaked” is such an un-musical word…

…and no, we do not refer to them as “stiffs”, either…


Comment from mojo
Time: February 2, 2013, 1:48 am

PS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h57UR-oIE_g


Comment from Oceania
Time: February 2, 2013, 8:45 am

Oh I see, that’s a very generous offer! My email address? Hmmmm I shall have to make one up for all my fans!

And who was Ed?
Interpol? I’m more worried about ASIO at the moment :)


Comment from Oceania
Time: February 2, 2013, 8:47 am

Ebony and Jett magazines?


Comment from drew458
Time: February 2, 2013, 8:48 am

Many thanks. Now I have to figure out a main course to go with this. What do you serve when you’ve got a dick on the side? (:eyeroll: divorce papers! :rimshot:)


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 2, 2013, 6:23 pm

Check out this gorgeous Disney animated short. Thanks, Mike C.


Comment from Anonymous
Time: February 2, 2013, 6:40 pm

Please go to work on this one:
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/wh-releases-photo-obama-shooting-gun_699234.html


Comment from Oceania
Time: February 3, 2013, 10:44 am

My adoring Public can contact me at: oceanianz@hushmail.com


Comment from thefritz
Time: February 4, 2013, 12:41 am

I wuz robbed….


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 4, 2013, 2:23 pm

If it turns out in the end the Hugo really did buy it first, I’ll send you a consolation dick, thefritz.


Comment from Anonymous
Time: February 4, 2013, 6:06 pm

Not to pick nits (but rather to preserve my “low hanging fruit” pick for Friday), Hugo appears to be “not dead”.

Castro is quoted in today’s news as saying Chavez is “much better”.

Unconfirmed reports suggest that Chavez has also been quoted as saying: “I feel happy!” and “I think I’ll go for a walk.”


Comment from steve
Time: February 4, 2013, 6:07 pm

Posted by steve. Not “anonymous”.


Comment from mojo
Time: February 4, 2013, 6:59 pm

“You’re not fooling anyone, you know.”

Followed by my favorite exchange, BTW:
“Must be a King or summat.”
“‘Ow do ye know?”
“‘E ‘asn’t got shit all over ‘im…”


Comment from Oceania
Time: February 5, 2013, 5:58 am

Until then, there are Seven Periods with Mr Gormsby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOPuLucb7GA


Comment from thefritz
Time: February 7, 2013, 2:39 pm

I appreciate the largess S. Weasel but I fancy to win my dick straight up, with no conflict, contrivance or consternation.
See you tomorrow, 6pm WBT sharp!

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