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I don’t usually leave you staring at a political P’shop over the weekend, but I just read the entirety of Obama’s nothingburger of a foreign policy speech and I had to get that ^^^^^ out of my system. (What is the matter with those bananas at MSNBC?!).

On a happier note, my new hit counter tells me my old one was seriously undercounting. How do I know which one is right? I was browsing the linked-from page and found this post from Doug Ross: per Alexa rankings, sweasel.com is the 180th most popular conservative news site.

That makes this the 876,001st most visited destination on the innertubes! Fewer than a million better places to hang out in cyberspace, baby. w00t!

Have a great Memorial Day weekend, Muricans!


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 24, 2013, 9:12 pm

I had my old hitcounter set so anyone could click through and view my stats, which I regarded as a bit of a badge of honor. Yeah, lookit my hits and laugh, ye Drudges. The new one won’t let me do that, sadly.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: May 24, 2013, 10:55 pm

Thank you, Ma’am. I will take a moment to reflect on the sorrowful history of warfare as I BBQ some spare ribs this coming Monday.

As for the bananas on MSNBC, kindly please forgive my (very mild) objection to that metaphor. Bananas are somewhat phallic, and your use of the term “Muricans” prompts me to recommend instead that you ask what’s the matter with those merkins at MSNBC?

For those not addicted to digging through old dictionaries, a merkin is an artificial vagina or a female pubic hair wig. For some time now I’ve been referring to my compatriots this side of the Atlantic as Merkins when I post at my favorite UK techie news/forum site, The Register. I’m proud to say the term is catching on, but sad to say that the term is becoming ever more appropriate as the feminizing of culture here progresses (pun intended).

Comment from tomfrompv
Time: May 24, 2013, 10:58 pm

A competitive person would look at number 876,000 and make a plan to knock them off!

Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: May 24, 2013, 11:11 pm

What is the matter with those bananas at MSNBC?!

It is nothing more or less than a revival of the Cult of Personality as used by Stalin, or perhaps by Mao.

“Coryphaeus of Science,” “Father of Nations,” “Brilliant Genius of Humanity,” “Great Architect of Communism,” “Gardener of Human Happiness,”

At times in the old Soviet Union, if you referred to Stalin in the media, you had to include those titles and a bunch more to stay in good standing.

Similarly in China there was “Chairman Mao is the red sun in our hearts”, “Savior of the people”, and what for a while was the de facto Chinese national anthem “The East is Red and Chairman Mao is the sun”.

Authoritarian/totalitarian leaders demand fulsome and extravagent praise. Lackeys in the media are always eager to give it to them. MSNBC explained.

Subotai Bahadur

Comment from mojo
Time: May 25, 2013, 6:19 am

So, documented that Holder lied under oath. He’s toast.

Can’t wait to see who Bammie comes up with to replace the Bagman. Is Frank Nitti available? No? Frankie Rizzo? Spiro Agnew?…

Comment from Oceania
Time: May 25, 2013, 8:00 am

Drone strike here please – or fly strike?


Comment from Mike C.
Time: May 25, 2013, 9:20 am

So Stoatie, are you planning to come back for a visit when the shooting starts? If it’s a case of divided loyalties, I know where I can get my hands on an Enfield Mk. IV and a few hundred rounds of .303 ammo for you to borrow. There will be no shortage of targets, and while not the most “TactiCool” weapon in the world these days, there was nothing inherently wrong with an Enfield.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 25, 2013, 10:22 am

I saved one handgun from my arsenal – a pristine S&W five-screw .38 with a lanyard ring, so likely from someone’s dress uniform. I left it with my dad, but I told him if he knocked off a gas station with it, I’d never forgive him.

Violence in Sweden for a sixth day, and it’s spread beyond the capital.

Comment from Oceania
Time: May 25, 2013, 11:02 am

G’Day Mike C.!

I’ve already offered Stoaty some 303 Ammo! lol!
Yes, and I have advised her to obtain a 303 Lee Enfield or Parker Hale!

What is coming to the UK is going to be terrible


Comment from Oceania
Time: May 25, 2013, 11:24 am

Get yourself a fully wooded 303.
Disassemble, clean, check working order. If barrel is worn, replace and check headspace.
Obtain bayonnet – learn how to use it.

Learn to shoot with both appertures. Sight for 100 meters, and check at 500 meters. Open loop will suffice to 50 m.
Load with 150 grain, and lite loads. You can fit a rubber pad to the stock to prevent recoil.
You can cast lead bullets for a 303, and power them with home made black powder.
Try that with an AR!


Optical sights are another topic.

When the shit hits that fan 3-4 loaded magazines, 250 rounds of zipper clip and you’re set!


Mussie-Zombies won’t stand a chance!

Comment from Oceania
Time: May 25, 2013, 1:34 pm

Something for Sweasel!


Comment from dissent555
Time: May 25, 2013, 2:31 pm

I was going to say something about the MSNBC bananas, but Subotai pretty much covered it.

Comment from tomfrompv
Time: May 25, 2013, 2:37 pm

Uh guys, that Enfield has like a MANUAL bolt right? And a tiny little magazine that holds all of 5 rounds?? And that magazine is one POS, sorry. Oh sure, back in 1929 it was all great and stuff. But its 2013 and the enemy has sharp chopping tools and are most likely to appear about 10 feet away, when you least expect it. LIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMNED STREET!

And how can Weasel get a gun in the UK anyway? Its worse than California when it comes to self-defense. Brits have to talk their way out of trouble.

Comment from tomfrompv
Time: May 25, 2013, 2:40 pm

To mojo: some time back the media reported that Duvall Patrick was all set to replace Holder. He fits all the requirements: from Chicago, has Prog papers, looks clean, is articulate.

Comment from jwpaine
Time: May 25, 2013, 3:20 pm

The IRS will take my money when they pry it from my cold, dead paycheck.

Comment from jwpaine
Time: May 25, 2013, 3:25 pm

Oops, wrong thread. “Moar coffee!” he explained.

Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: May 25, 2013, 5:32 pm

Comment from mojo
Time: May 25, 2013, 6:19 am

In normal times, and under the rule of law, you would be correct. But this is year 5 Anno Obama. Holder has already been held in Contempt of Congress for refusing to respond to subpoenas and playing fast and loose with the truth. To absolutely no effect. Perjury under oath is a daily affair under the regime.

Unless there is a LOT more unrest, he is perfectly safe. The only way to affect him would be a bill of impeachment in the House, and Boehner will not stand up to the regime in any way. And even if passed, the Senate Democrats would not convict him of anything even if he tried to beat Dr. Gosnell’s record in the well of the Senate. He is a black Democrat and immune from political consequences.

Sweas: No hope of defending yourself [other than your remote location] while in Britain. HMG will prosecute you more strongly if you survive than they will anyone attacking you. Especially if they are of The-Religion-that-must-not-be-named. Already they are arresting those commenting on the Rigby murder on Facebook. Literally for Thoughtcrime.

If the organic waste meets the rotating airfoil over there, bring Uncle B over here. I understand you were raised in Tennessee, but lived in the Northeast [Peoples’ Republic of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations (??)] before going over there. May I suggest that you return to where you were raised in such case?

Subotai Bahadur

Comment from Mojo
Time: May 25, 2013, 5:51 pm


I disagree, I think Obama will try to avoid outright defiance at this point. Holder will go, with a nice little sinecure somewhere and Patrick will take up the reins.

Meet the new boss…

Comment from Clifford Skridlow
Time: May 25, 2013, 6:33 pm

.303 Enfield? That’s so Barney Rubble.
I load up my scary little black gun with homemade “.223 Infidel”. It’s similar to .223 Remington, but I replace the 55gr. nato FMJ with a 75gr. Hornady A-Max lubricated with bacon grease. They hit pretty hard, negate the whole bed full of virgins deal, and smell good going downrange.

Comment from tomfrompv
Time: May 25, 2013, 8:49 pm

And Duvall will be blessed by the media too. All the disgusting actions of Holder will be swept away as the media slobbers over the guy. Thats really the way to avoid the consequences – redirect the feeble public attention to something else.

Comment from mojo
Time: May 25, 2013, 9:08 pm

Oh, they might play it up a little for the rubes, but threats of punishment is all that will happen. Sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Makes for nice ratings, though.

Blow up your TV.

Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: May 25, 2013, 10:13 pm

Holder’s head should have rolled over Fast & Furious. If he was untouched over that, the voter fraud Black Panthers case, and the host of other problems at Justice, this won’t make a difference. Holder is Obama’s bro, he has his AG’s back.

Comment from Oceania
Time: May 26, 2013, 12:33 am


try using the google thingy 10- 12 fit at a snap!
I have a bit of a giggle with Americans and 5.56 mm cals.

But for poor Sweasel, she is going to get away with a 303.
It will go through doors, walls, cars – whizz down streets and pass through angry mobs of Mohomodeans easily!
3 times the energy of a 5.56 and more than easily over twice the effective range …

If you want to wound Muzzies – 5.56.
If you want to stop Muzzies. 303.

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: May 26, 2013, 12:39 am

I have lost all faith in the idea that the American Government is in any way accountable to the people. The voting majority have been sufficiently bought off, and the ‘intelligensia’ are in denial that a Black Democrat could be less than perfect. Last night, over drinks with a group who are all liberal, a retired professor suddenly said, “you know I’m disappointed with Obama.” Drink in hand, I moved closer in order to better hear. ” He still hasn’t closed Guantanamo. That are a lot of innocent people there and he should just release them.”.

Comment from Oceania
Time: May 26, 2013, 1:10 am

Oh you’ve just worked that out?
Would that mean paying compensation?
Or would it mean that they have nasty ambitions towards killing Americans?

oh no- the travesty!

Wasn’t like you were told – repeatedly.

How you wish to let your country collapse is up to you … but you don’t listen to advice when it is given.

Bit like the UK with Enoch Powell!

Comment from Oceania
Time: May 26, 2013, 1:13 am

Oh sorry, you were told repeatedly – but Sweasel deleted it!


Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: May 26, 2013, 2:13 am

7.62! Accept no substitutes.

Comment from Oceania
Time: May 26, 2013, 2:28 am

Indeed – and 303 is 7.7 mm, with slightly better ballistics for no. 8 projectiles than 7.62 … by a smidgeon!
5.56 what? Defelect by a breeze, twig or a erronous Squirrel fart?

You tell ’em Bob!

Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: May 26, 2013, 5:30 am

Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: May 26, 2013, 2:13 am

7.62! Accept no substitutes.

Yeah. Actually, I have a great deal of respect for the old SMLE. One of my greater regrets for firearms purchases is passing on an Indian SMLE that had been rechambered for 7.62 NATO. It was over 20 years ago, and I could have gotten several for less than $100 each.

Besides the ballistics, in hard times one will always be able to acquire both 7.62 and 5.56 NATO one way or another. At least in this country.

For all our antipodean troll complains about the 5.56; I note that the all conquering New Zealand Army issues the Steyr AUG bullpup Mattel toy in 5.56 as their standard “rifle”.

Subotai Bahadur

Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: May 26, 2013, 5:52 am

Comment from Subotai Bahadur

“Yeah. Actually, I have a great deal of respect for the old SMLE. One of my greater regrets for firearms purchases is passing on an Indian SMLE that had been rechambered for 7.62 NATO. It was over 20 years ago, and I could have gotten several for less than $100 each.”

I feel your pain, Braw.

Comment from Oceania
Time: May 26, 2013, 8:53 am

There is a rumour that Michelle Obama is actually ‘Michael Obama’ .. and we’re talking pre-op fotos …

She – is a He!

Comment from Oceania
Time: May 26, 2013, 8:55 am

Sweasel can modify her SMLE into a Charlton!


Comment from Oceania
Time: May 26, 2013, 10:13 am

Oceania decrees, that since Sweasel is of no fit form to obtain the technical advantage of the 303, that she is Hereby by Decree instructed every Sunday to train every Sunday — with the Yew!


If this doesn’t fuck up some ‘cheeky darkies’ – nothing will!

I fear that the UK will go the same way as Rhodesia.

Comment from Oceania
Time: May 26, 2013, 10:57 am

Breaking – 59 year old Danish grandfather in coma after Muslims beat him close to death
Waiting for a translated link, hearing about it on some sites

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: May 26, 2013, 10:50 pm

Oceania comments 12 times in a post about droning.


Comment from Oceania
Time: May 26, 2013, 11:32 pm


Comment from Oceania
Time: May 27, 2013, 5:18 am

You know that night that the CIApaid rebels in Benghazi killed your ‘CIA stooge diplomat’?

Guess who was high on hooch in the Whitehouse?

Are you ready?

Yes, Obama was STONED!

Comment from Oceania
Time: May 27, 2013, 11:24 am


Sweasel- you can’t criticise Muzzies, or carry a flag .. or ..


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: May 27, 2013, 3:41 pm


Comment from tomfrompv
Time: May 27, 2013, 6:06 pm

I take back what I said about Oceania. None of his recent posts (15!) lead to any revelations or insightful research. Maybe he has passed his prime?

Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: May 27, 2013, 8:39 pm

tom, Oceanic Ignorance/Boorishness has never had a “prime” – at least not in sentient-human terms – during his/her/its interface with this blog.

To impute any sort of prime would presume some sort of ascending curve of apparent intelligent (and intelligible) brain activity – and O I/B has never demonstrated such hereabouts, in all the times that Ms. Sweasel has kindly (perhaps too-kindly, in some instances) tolerated his/her/its generally-nasty, always-racist and anti-everything-but-mostly-witless-Kiwi bullshite driveling on this blog.

O I/B has, quite clearly, demonstrated an ever-downward slope of sentience, devolving constantly in all entries he/she/it has delivered hereabouts. Only the rate of devolution has varied; the curve has never entirely flattened, however, much less shown any rise. Ergo, no “prime” is possible at any time.

More or less the same as Li’l Barky’s speechifyin’ – lots of wind and spit, ever-decreasing useful content after beginning at an already-low level of possible brain activity.

As Sweasey said: On and on and on and…

Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: May 27, 2013, 9:31 pm

Some much needed humor. Footage of Stoaty playing with her cat.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 27, 2013, 10:23 pm

Oh, dear, has O pooped on the carpet? I haven’t been riding herd this weekend.

That is an awesome bit of YouTube, Bob. But I’m thinking pusso would totally murder stoaty given half a chance.

Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: May 29, 2013, 9:08 am

I don’t know? I’m thinking that when they were both tuckered out, they settled in for a good nap and a cuddle.

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