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Y’all seen this? Flying by the pound!


I hate to step on the punchline, but in the interest of avoiding an unfortunate moronosphere blogswarm — yes, it’s a joke.


Comment from Lemur King
Time: June 9, 2008, 1:52 pm

Need to tack on some frilly knickers. Would match the clouds nicely, I’d think.

Comment from Jill
Time: June 9, 2008, 3:20 pm

What about some nice low-hanging bollocks? Somewhere near the luggage compartment.

Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: June 9, 2008, 4:02 pm

I’m no physicist (despite what my resume says), but I think a big pair of family jewels on the plane would increase the drag coefficient something awful. Plus having them flapping about in the wind would probably make children cry.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 9, 2008, 4:06 pm

Ohhhh, no. No no. No more testicles. Not for a week or so, anyway. I’m getting a reputation over here!

Comment from Lemur King
Time: June 9, 2008, 4:17 pm

No kiddin’, Weas. It’s horrible, I tell you.

“Go on over to Weas’ place, have a ball.”
“Be careful at Weas’ place, they’re all nuts.”
“Weasel Times and Scrot-Intelligencer”

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: June 9, 2008, 4:34 pm

I always say, ‘I’ll go over to Weasel’s place and read a load of bollocks’.

Comment from Buffoon
Time: June 9, 2008, 6:36 pm

What’s that mean? Me no readum da French speak

Comment from Randy Rager
Time: June 9, 2008, 6:38 pm

Damn. It. All.

Just when I was set to start flying again.

Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: June 9, 2008, 7:04 pm

So Weaz – did you order your buffalo scrotum? And did you get the winter furry style or the nekkid summer product?

That didn’t come out right.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 9, 2008, 7:09 pm

I was kind of put off by the order form, McGoo. But I definitely wanted the Winter furry. The summer nekkid was hardened, so that’s no good.

Sayyyy…where’d you pinch a connect?

Comment from LemurKing
Time: June 9, 2008, 10:31 pm

Oh, I’m sure the Gooster has his ways. More’n one way to defur a feline, as they say…

Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: June 9, 2008, 11:40 pm

I’m on the motel wi-fi.

Do I appear different from usual on the wordpress ID sniffer?

Comment from LemurKing
Time: June 10, 2008, 12:11 am

Well, you don’t smell any different, if that helps.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 10, 2008, 5:29 am

The admin thingie says you’re calling from New Wave Communications…Somerset, KY? That can’t be right…

Of course, it always says Uncle B is calling from Amsterdam, and that isn’t either.

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: June 10, 2008, 6:27 am

That’s what you think, Weasel.

‘You wantsh da hot porno mags, ok?’

Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: June 10, 2008, 7:53 am

Weaz! I am on New Wave Comm.! Word Press is right and true – and come Spring the White Whale will be off Cape of Good Hope!

BTW: I missed two pills and an insulin injection so far. hyperglycemia: it’s better’n opiates. Guess I better stop that.

Laptops. Suck. Hard. Vacuum.

Comment from porknbean
Time: June 10, 2008, 9:02 am

*puts hands on hips*
Don’t be messin’ with the blood sugar young…er…old dude. I’m not diabetic but just had the shakes/sweats from low blood sugar, otherwise I would be fast asnooze.

Speaking of Amsterdam, aren’t they shutting down the red-light district?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 10, 2008, 9:24 am

McGoo! Dude! Don’t mess with your blood sugar. It’s like autoerotic asphyxiation: sure, it seems like a good idea at the time, but next thing you know, your brother is down at the morgue staring at you in your jaunty noose, frilly pink slip and saucy heels.

Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: June 10, 2008, 9:42 am

Ew. I wouldn’t want to be caught flagrant delic-whatever in my sea-captain’s uniform! In point of fact, I’d already shot up to fix the problem.

Ah, Amsterdam! Buddy of mine who goes over there regularly is moanin’ and groanin’ about that red-light district demise. BTW: I don’t think he partakes – he just likes window-shopping. ‘Course I’ve been known to be ridiculously naive, too.

Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: June 10, 2008, 9:57 am

I finally got around (read: messed with this G-D laptop!) and saw the per-pound prices! Ha! Love it.

I am going to go find a hog farm and feed this laptop to the pork. oktxbai

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