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I’m sure it’ll all work out…

My mother always warned me not to order anybody around unless I had an answer to the question, “or what?”

Oh, well. I worry about this whole Russia thing, then I remember Dear Leader is a master of four-dimensional chess and I chillax.

Good weekend, y’all!


Comment from Pupster
Time: March 29, 2014, 12:45 am

Not to worry Stoats. Russia is acting out of weakness, not strength.

Comment from Oceania
Time: March 29, 2014, 12:47 am

Eta ne tak!


Americans paid $5 billion to make this happen!

Slava Rossii!!!


Comment from Mojo
Time: March 29, 2014, 2:25 am

“Couldn’t find his butt with both hands if he had a map and a mirror.”

Comment from BJM
Time: March 29, 2014, 4:50 am

Time to party like it’s 1939!

Comment from SCOTTtheBADGER
Time: March 29, 2014, 6:21 am

I fear this is 1938, and we just watched the seizing of the Sudetenland. Meanwhile, China wants to set up a Greater Southeast Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere.

Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: March 29, 2014, 10:43 am

Yes, Barry “Chamberlain” O’BuggerBoy is about to have his moment in history.

That worked out really well last time.

I’m gonna watch… 🙂

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: March 29, 2014, 7:37 pm

Based on the number of Ethnic Russians living in New York, I guess it’d be all hunky dory for them to vote to join the Motherland. & for Putin to send in troops to make sure the elections were fair.

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: March 29, 2014, 9:41 pm

I got my Zombie Hillary coffee cup today!!…gonna have a cup of joe with it after supper 🙂

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 29, 2014, 9:53 pm

Thank you for your custom, Quasi. How does it look?

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: March 29, 2014, 10:23 pm

Looks great!…the printing looks very professional.

It goes nicely with my Zombie Reagan…need a few more for the collection now 🙂

You could definitely have a fad going if you added a few more to the collection and made the lettering, borders and everything more consistent to make them look like a set.

Do a few more famous political figures and away you go…

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 29, 2014, 11:53 pm

Big style shift between Reagan and Hillary, though. I’m still getting the hang of this digital thing, after thirty years.

Comment from sandman cheerfully says screw you…
Time: March 30, 2014, 12:53 am

You know I can’t get zazzle to put your stuff up, huh.

Comment from sandman cheerfully says screw you…
Time: March 30, 2014, 12:58 am

Afraid your Zombillary may have upset their delicate sensibilities. They prolly are libs to the last breath.

Comment from weasel tablet
Time: March 30, 2014, 1:38 am

Wait, what? What kind of error are you getting?

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: March 30, 2014, 2:24 am

Hillary is still visible in the store, no prob…maybe Mr. Sandman needs to clear his browser’s cache or something?

Yeah, your zombie treatments are evolving…might have to do a new Reagan.

The lipstick by osmosis thing…gonna be a classic 🙂

Comment from drew458
Time: March 30, 2014, 4:39 am

Hey, nice going, getting the shout out over at American Digest. And at Moonbattery. Zombie Hillary is going viral?

That ought to put a nice spike in your traffic numbers.

Comment from Oceania
Time: March 30, 2014, 10:13 am

Israeli President Peres asks the Russian President:

– Vladimir, are you of Jewish ancestry?

– Putin: What makes you think so, Shimon?

– Peres: You made the US pay five billion dollars to deliver Crimea to Russia. Even for a Jew, that is audacious!

Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: March 30, 2014, 11:19 pm

Just an update. Once again John Kerry is in Paris talking with our enemies, but this time he is, Deity preserve us, the Secretary of State. Putin called Obama, and Obama had Kerry turn his plane around and go to Paris to meet with Lavrov, the Russian Foreign Minister. Apparently, Russia wants to partition Ukraine and re-write their constitution to make it a loose federation. Also apparently, Buraq Hussein is good with this. No one has asked the Ukrainians about any of these concepts, but then again they probably are not going to be given any choice.

Uncle Badger, I believe that your country has some experience with playing that game.

Subotai Bahadur

Comment from Mojo
Time: March 31, 2014, 6:51 pm

The Obumbles admin has invented a new crime, as if one were needed. FARTCRIME! Or “criminal bio-methane release”, as I like to call it, you scofflaws!

Fart crime does not entail death, but boy will you get SUCH A PINCH!

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: April 1, 2014, 4:18 am

Vladimir PuSn.

That’s a chemistry joke, you sad sacks.

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