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Though, honestly, if the Reverend Al really was ratting out mobsters in the Eighties, that’s the most praiseworthy thing on his resume. Why are we mad at him?

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Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: April 8, 2014, 10:11 pm

It’s my understanding he was caught in a drug deal and turned snitch to keep out of jail.


Comment from MikeW
Time: April 8, 2014, 10:26 pm

Until an emissary of the Families comes to visit him, he can enjoy these:
http://www.kidsroomtreasures.com/p/SS3909QN-4200.html


Comment from gebrauchshund
Time: April 8, 2014, 11:40 pm

If he “disappears” like Jimmy Hoffa, does that still count as a win for the Deadpool?


Comment from Randy Rager
Time: April 8, 2014, 11:49 pm

I’m not pissed at him for that, although his reasons for doing so (primarily avoiding a long term at Federal Pound Me Up The Ass Prison) are less than wonderful.

I’m pissed at him because he’s a lying fraudulent race baiting two bit huckster that does grave harm to race relations every time he opens his cocksocket.

His (apparent) recent fondness for Peruvian Marching Powder doesn’t impress me much either.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 9, 2014, 12:02 am

Cocksocket. I’m stealing that.

That’s a tough call, gebrauchshund. I mean, Jimmy Hoffa might be in Argentina sippin’ the local beer for all we know…


Comment from JeffS
Time: April 9, 2014, 1:25 am

I mean, Jimmy Hoffa might be in Argentina sippin’ the local beer for all we know…

Said beer brewed by Adolph Hitler! 🙂


Comment from mojo
Time: April 9, 2014, 1:53 am

With Dr. Mengele cooking the sausages?


Comment from P2
Time: April 9, 2014, 2:37 am

We’re mad at him because he is a colossal asshat.


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: April 9, 2014, 3:44 am

“Wait, you mean the Mafia ain’t made up of Jews? Why the fuck did I rat ’em out!?” –Al Sharpton a few hours ago


Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: April 9, 2014, 3:46 am

…he’s a lying fraudulent race baiting two bit huckster that does grave harm to race relations every time he opens his cocksocket.

So…we can put you down, then, as “don’t much like ‘im”, when it comes to ol’ Rev. Al “Sharpsuits”, yes?

…he is a colossal asshat.

Agreed – and that’s pretty much what’s best about him, as well.

He and Jesse “Racebaiter” Jackson, the self-stated “Man From Hymietown”, have been running pretty well neck-and-neck for National Champeenship Reverse-Raaaciiist for, like, several decades now.

A thoroughly detestable personage…

His taste in clothes and hair-styles stinks, too, always has – skinny or slob-fat, just as regrettable either way or in-between.

(Very nice pun, BTW, Ms. Weasel…)


Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: April 9, 2014, 4:30 am

Why are we mad at him? Because he only ratted out mobsters because they caught him buying and selling cocaine, so he turned states evidence and became an informant. Meanwhile, blaming the government for drugs in the black communities he visited once in a while to rabble rouse and hold out his hands for donations. The man is scum.


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: April 9, 2014, 3:47 pm

The Ultimate Warrior is dead, Jesse Ventura is still alive.


Comment from scr_north
Time: April 9, 2014, 5:30 pm

Man, why can’t the FBI or Justice give the good Rev’ some sort of award, very publically and extoll the great work he did in informing on the Mob as well as some Black drug dealers who are now either serving prison time or got whacked when word of his testifying leaked. Lay it on thick and back it up with testimonials from current and former agents on just how much help he was.

If this happens, and on a completely different note, I’ll take Al Sharpton in the next pool 🙂


Comment from weasel tablet
Time: April 9, 2014, 10:05 pm

ATTENTION…ATTENTION…Windows update has totally fucked my computer. I am out of commission until fix is found.

Damn.


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: April 9, 2014, 10:48 pm

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/Al-Sharpton-918273


Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: April 9, 2014, 11:23 pm

“ATTENTION…ATTENTION…Windows update has totally fucked my computer. I am out of commission until fix is found.”

Um… friday is coming…. is it do it yourself dead pool?


Comment from weasel tablet
Time: April 9, 2014, 11:23 pm

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH. Fucking Microsoft. No quick fix, dears.


Comment from QuasiModo
Time: April 10, 2014, 12:01 am

Do a system restore…Start, All Programs, Accessories, System Tools, System Restore…pick an earlier date for the restore point.


Comment from weasel tablet
Time: April 10, 2014, 12:08 am

Oh Quasi – that’s the the tragedy. Fucker says there are NO RESTORE POINTS! DA fuq??


Comment from Nina
Time: April 10, 2014, 12:15 am

No new Stoaty because of Microsoft?

Grrrrrr


Comment from QuasiModo
Time: April 10, 2014, 12:36 am

Have you tried booting in Safe Mode?…press F8 key repeatedly as you boot, you should see a Dos menu that says ‘safe mode’…will boot without all the drivers…lets you replace bad drivers or settings…will be in plain vga screen mode…don’t know if that last Windows update installed something you can uninstall in Control Panel, Programs and Features. You can check what Windows Update installed recently in Control Panel, Windows Update…click on ‘Update History’.


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: April 10, 2014, 1:38 am

Never Trust Microsoft.


Comment from weasel tablet
Time: April 10, 2014, 1:50 am

I’ve been rebooting for hours… 🙁


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: April 10, 2014, 2:29 am

Take up a collection to buy a Mac?

(I mean I’m sure that most of the actual user data: the pics & settings that is, are all still there, & can be moved off if you can attach the drive to a working machine, it’s just that you need a working machine, & well, I have bits, but I can’t help you over here on this side of the pond, sorry)


Comment from Some Bitter Vegetable
Time: April 10, 2014, 12:47 pm

Assuming the worst, and that you decide to buy another computer, in my humble opinion
DO NOT BUY A %^*>€£¥!!!# WINDOWS 8 MACHINE.

The GUI is simply a pain in the ass on any machine without a touch screen. My personal take on it goes like this:

Overweight Fat Cat CEO sits complacently in his office, doing whatever the Seattle equivalent of smoking a cigar might be. Reads article in whatever the Seattle online equivalent of the Wall Street Journal is, about the soaring popularity of the iPhone and IPad.

Calls his Number Two (a job sometimes referred to in this biz world as “The Whip Man”) and says,

“This touch screen stuff is getting really popular. We need something like Apple has. Of course, we don’t want to be sued for patent infringement so make it just like Apple but different. It also has to be different enough from Seven so that everybody knows we’re hip and modern now, so move things around a bit. Oh, one last thing: I don’t want to spend too much money so make it work for both touch screen tablets and desktops…. You say businesses and some individuals won’t like it? Who cares? We’re Microsoft. Where else are they going to go? They’ll get used to it, just like they always have in the past, or they can go back to chipping things into stone tablets”. The only thing they’re going to say is ‘Thank you Sir, may I have another operating system?’
.”

Why yes, I DID have a bad experience with Windows 8, how did you guess? I bought Mrs. Vegetable a new laptop, and spent a week configuring it… Finally got it under control with Classic Shell, but not before a disastrous attempt to install Win 7 on the machine.


Comment from Pupster
Time: April 10, 2014, 1:12 pm

so make it just like Apple but different

Different in that is totally sucks.

Sorry for your troubles Stoatster. I have a couple of really, really dormant wordpress sites if you want me to throw up (literally / Biden ) a dead pool. I would offer to host at H2 except that would totally stomp Big Boob Friday and also you would likely lose half your readership and maybe your green card.


Comment from Pupster
Time: April 10, 2014, 1:15 pm

Uhm, yeah…that’s me above.

Reminds me of the time I held my hand out to Mrs. Pupster to help her across an ice patch, only to fall down when she took it.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 10, 2014, 2:31 pm

I got my linux box working, so there WILL be a dead pool. Beyond that, I’m making no promises.

It’s sunny here. At the moment, I’m painting the house.


Comment from Mojo
Time: April 10, 2014, 3:30 pm

And they didn’t even make the stupid and ugly “Metro” interface an install-time option. It’s the main interface, and if you don’t like it, or don’t have a touch screen, tough noogies.

They got sane and changed that in 8.1, I hear. Back to the desktop interface. After screams of rage were heard throughout the land…


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: April 10, 2014, 4:12 pm

Yeah, I have that User Interface problem too: I can’t decide if I prefer /bin/tcsh or /bin/mksh.


Comment from twolaneflash
Time: April 10, 2014, 5:44 pm

It is said that tragedy plus time equals comedy. The longer we look, the bigger a joke the Black Grievance Industry becomes. Then there’s Dunham-Soetoro-Obama, a pretender who never experienced life as a Black-American (all these damned hyphens just tear a nation apart).


Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: April 11, 2014, 6:49 pm

Vegetable I’m convinced that’s exactly what happened; that and the idea “hey we can port this directly into phones without needing a different interface!” Its the same reason the Elder Scrolls Online interface is horrible: so it can work without any changes on consoles. Great for consoles, horrible for PCs.

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