Holy toast!
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation. Your message here.
I see Obama and Bob Dobson and a fleur de lis and a crab and a Star of David and, hey, looks like it’s 4:20 if you wanted to spark a doobie. And if you’ve already sparked a doobie, check out their awesome whirly toast dingus. You can make the toast go ’round and ’round and ’round…
Yeah, sorry for the novelty toast blogging. I’ve been watching the news today (and every day lately) with that “everything’s going to shit” feeling and I just know instinctively these issues don’t call for my special brand of retarded bullshit. So have a little untopical freelance retarded bullshit, on the house.
Hey, I was torn between novelty toast and baby meerkat.
Posted: July 17th, 2014 under food, personal.
Comments: 26
Comments
Comment from mojo
Time: July 17, 2014, 10:22 pm
Wait, there’s no Jesus toaster? There’s a Che…
Damn! How could they miss that one?
Comment from Deborah
Time: July 17, 2014, 10:27 pm
Meh. There’s too much untoasted bread. I like mine nearly burnt 🙂
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 17, 2014, 11:18 pm
There’s a Blessed Virgin Mary. What are you, some kind of Catholic hater?
Comment from Nina
Time: July 17, 2014, 11:28 pm
You can never go wrong with a baby meerkat, especially in a week like this one.
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 17, 2014, 11:36 pm
Hit the link, then. It’s from a zoo in Wiltshire.
Brits are absolutely potty for meerkats. All the garden centers have meerkat sculptures for the lawn. There is an advertisement for insurance (I think) featuring animated meerkats. I don’t know if that started the craze or is symptomatic of it.
Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: July 17, 2014, 11:53 pm
Crowley Toast was always my favourite.
Comment from Nina
Time: July 18, 2014, 12:11 am
Oh, I immediately did. 🙂
Comment from weasel tablet
Time: July 18, 2014, 12:30 am
Holy shit! The swirly toast Dingus works under Android!
Comment from P2
Time: July 18, 2014, 12:54 am
Anybody have Johnny Winter? Died in Zurich today….
Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: July 18, 2014, 3:44 am
You said, no Jesus Toast?
OF COURSE, there’s Jesus Toast. Jesus!
http://www.burntimpressions.com/jesus-toasters.php
But, supplies ARE limited… I’d buy one right away, secure in the knowledge that you can return it after three days.
Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: July 18, 2014, 3:45 am
Wait…. Johnny Winter dead? Damn……
Comment from mojo
Time: July 18, 2014, 4:46 am
Ya call that a picture of Our Blessed Lord and Savior? Looks more like a squashed bug. No, not suitable at all, I’m afraid.
Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: July 18, 2014, 9:43 am
Sanrio makes a Hello Kitty toaster. I expect to find it under the tree some Christmas.
Sad news about Johnny Winter. How’s Ginger Baker’s tour going?
Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: July 18, 2014, 9:47 am
Oh:
http://www.target.com/p/hello-kitty-toaster-kt5211/-/A-730762
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 18, 2014, 1:36 pm
…secure in the knowledge that you can return it after three days…
Ohhhhh, Some Veg. Totally going to Hell for that.
Comment from CrabbyOldBat
Time: July 18, 2014, 4:49 pm
How about a photoshop of a baby meerkat eating novelty toast?
Comment from Deborah
Time: July 18, 2014, 6:46 pm
What in the world is Crowley Toast?
Am I the last person to know? I’m always late to the party.
Comment from Deborah
Time: July 18, 2014, 8:08 pm
Ah haha ha. I remember that post (but that was before chemotherapy). I thought maybe Crowley toast was French toast prepared by some famous chef named Crowley! In which case, I wanted the recipe.
Comment from Ripley
Time: July 18, 2014, 8:15 pm
What no Elvis?
How about baby meerkat toast?
Comment from Uncle Al
Time: July 18, 2014, 9:27 pm
Crowley toast?
“Do what thou wilt shall be the whole wheat of the Law.”
(-:
Comment from Nina
Time: July 19, 2014, 4:13 am
No Friday Weasel post?
Comment from AliceH
Time: July 19, 2014, 5:56 pm
“I thought maybe Crowley toast was French toast prepared by some famous chef named Crowley!”
I wish Brits did call French toast “Crowley toast”, vs. the appetite-destroying “eggy bread”. On the other hand, I embrace “courgette” instead of “zucchini”, but that might just be because it suggests the squash was picked young.
Comment from irish19
Time: July 20, 2014, 5:59 am
Baby meerkat for the win. The photoshop of a baby meerkat eating novelty toast COB suggested has a lot going for it, however.
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