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Did you see Stephen Fry announced his engagement today? Follow the link; it’s even more horrifying in color, where it’s obvious those are acne spots on the young man’s face. Though the article says he’s 27, not the 16 he surely looks.

They’ve been together less than a year, so with any luck that boy has time to realize a career in standup just isn’t worth it.

If you’ll askuse me, I’ve got an unChristmas present to play with — an Android tablet. There’s a glut of tablets on the market at the moment and you can pick up good ones for modest dosh, so Onkle B wangled me one. Thank you, el Badge!

I recommend them. I love the one I have, but I never take it out of the house for fear of dropping it (or worse, losing it passwords and all). Now I can be That Person in the coffee shop.


Comment from Anonymous
Time: January 6, 2015, 9:32 pm

Well actually, his career is not going to be in “standup“, but will instead be in “bendover“. Or do you really think it will be Fry who shall be getting his fudge packed???

Comment from Stark Diskflüssig
Time: January 6, 2015, 10:12 pm

“Look, it says right here on this .pdf of an authentic Hawaiian birth certificate that this cata^H^H^H^Hboy was born in 1992! I’m no monster.”

(Don’t ask me how he knows how to pronounce ^H, but he does)

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: January 6, 2015, 11:36 pm

I love my Asus Android tablet…it’s my second one from them…I just got it in November.

When I take it out, it never leaves my hand :+) …they’re great for reading comics as well as e-reading.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: January 7, 2015, 5:56 am

“I haven’t pooped this easily since that sleepover at Harry Reid’s back when I was 10!”

Comment from mojo
Time: January 7, 2015, 10:11 pm

“Why you dirty old poofter…”

Comment from Oceania
Time: January 9, 2015, 11:26 am

I see that the Vile Paedophile Fry is at it again …

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