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Okay, kids — Grandma’s #ready!

Thanks to Wolfus Aurelius for the idea. And thanks to Some Vegetable for “Hillary is the Bob Dole of the Democratic Party!”

Have a good weekend!

sock it to me

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Comment from .
Time: March 27, 2015, 11:18 pm

HRC is the modern day Eleanor Roosevelt. I want the news that she and Huma Wiener are going to have a baby.

On this blog, the appropriate poster would be a stoat riding on the back of Hildebeast. Stoats are not choosy.

 


Comment from .
Time: March 27, 2015, 11:23 pm

o, and I forgot to add – that’s not HRC, that’s the HAK (Heinz Alfred Kissinger).
I’d love to cut his trunk and count the rings. He must be, what, 6-7,000 years old now?

 


Comment from iamfelix
Time: March 28, 2015, 12:30 am

OMG …. Stoaty, that’s just ….

amazingly horrific. O_o

 


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: March 28, 2015, 1:25 am

When the botox stops working, you can always move up to radioactive spiders!

 


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: March 28, 2015, 2:32 am

That’s very unfair to Bob Dole.

He was a competent Representative (four terms) and Senator (five terms), offices which he won on his own merits.

Clinton is a useless parasite, whose “success” was based on complicity in Slick Willie’s depravity and corruption.

And “.”, that’s an insult to Mrs. Roosevelt. Yeah, she was “That Woman”, but she had real convictions, not all of them foolish. And unlike Clinton, she didn’t demand a huge taxpayer-provided entourage. She refused Secret Service protection, so they made her carry a .38. In the 1950s, she went to Alabama for a civil rights event at a backwoods church, when the Klan was uttering bloodthirsty threats and sometimes acting on them. At the Birmingham airport, another old lady picked her up. She took out the .38, set on the seat, and they drove off. Can you see Clinton doing that?

And Mrs. Roosevelt never pretended to any political ambitions of her own. Unlike Clinton, she had some idea of her limitations.

 


Comment from mojo
Time: March 28, 2015, 3:44 am

Does she refer to herself in the third person? That always annoyed me, like Bob Dole was a brand of toothpaste.

 


Comment from Anonymous
Time: March 28, 2015, 12:07 pm

Well then, Rich Rostrom, she is clearly a Mad Cow – Brahma Breed to complement the current Mad Cow – Angus Breed.

Both share most of the same traits. The only difference is who their “husband” diddles. Or is diddled by…

Pack dat fudge, my Love!

Dontcha wonder whether the SS Agent who makes sure Reggie’s pecker is properly lubricated before proceeding is at the low end of the totem pole – i.e. “new guy” – or if that is instead a task reserved for the most senior agent available? My bet is that they FIGHT for that opportunity. Seems consistent with what the REST of their Agency has become…

 


Comment from JeffS
Time: March 28, 2015, 1:28 pm

Image duly stolen.

 


Comment from .
Time: March 28, 2015, 2:00 pm

>Comment from Rich Rostrom
>[…]
>And “.”, that’s an insult to Mrs. Roosevelt. Yeah, she was >“That Woman”, but she had real convictions, not all of them >foolish.

Citation needed.

 


Comment from Harbqll
Time: March 28, 2015, 7:10 pm

I need a color version of this, to print a few hundred copies and start putting them up EVERYWHERE.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 28, 2015, 11:48 pm

I started this in color, but finished in black and white. I didn’t want to spend a lot of time (yeah, yeah…it shows) and color is a whole ‘nother set of complicated variables (that I’m not very good at).

When (if) she’s in for real, I’ll re-evaluate all my Hillary! ‘shops.

 


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: March 29, 2015, 6:01 pm

Sepia is a colour, right?

Because #HillaryIsOldAsShit

 


Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: March 29, 2015, 11:50 pm

No, its a color.

You’re right about the Hambeast though.

Hambeast.

Hmmm.

Brings to mind some sort of perverted Dr. Seuss book. “The Hambeast That Stole Dignity”.

Now I’m gonna be trying to rhyme “Hambeast” with something all evening.

 


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: March 30, 2015, 2:33 am

Rapîste!

As in “Hillary Clinton’s husband is a rapist who coerced a young woman into perjuring herself to avoid prosecution for those rapes.”

Gosh, I certainly hope that those fuckwits at google dot com don’t end up indexing that or something!

 


Comment from Anonymous
Time: March 30, 2015, 12:02 pm

Not even REMOTELY a chance for that, Stark Dickflüssig. After all, it IS Google that you are talking about. And Schmidt is fighting for the chance to replace Huma…

 


Comment from Fathom
Time: March 30, 2015, 1:14 pm

That hairdo is kind of turning me on…

Is that wrong? Because it feels a little wrong.

 


Comment from Wolfus Aurelius
Time: March 30, 2015, 2:31 pm

Wow! I’m flattered to have inspired our gracious hostess.

The “Hillary is Old” meme, now . . . I recall a bunch of great lines Charlie (Charlie Sheen) tossed off on “Two and a Half Men” when his brother Alan was dating their elderly neighbor, played by Cloris Leachman:

“Her first portrait was on a cave wall in France.”

“She called her first husband ‘Hun’ because he was one!”

“Her prom theme was ‘Fire!!'”

“Her first Christmas . . . was the first Christmas!”

And there was some line about how she’d crawled up on the beach out of the sea, but I can’t recall that one. Anybody?

 


Comment from mojo
Time: March 30, 2015, 5:21 pm

I saw you got a link from the bigs, what did traffic peak at?

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 30, 2015, 7:08 pm

I did? Holy shit!

Hm…nine hundred something. Usual weekday average is 600-700. So a bump, but not a huge one yet.

 


Comment from mojo
Time: March 30, 2015, 7:59 pm

Probably all it’s going to get, it was an overnight thread at Ace’s place. The Hillary pic, of course.

 


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: March 31, 2015, 2:12 am

“.” @ Time: March 28, 2015, 2:00 pm:

>Comment from Rich Rostrom
>[…]
>And “.”, that’s an insult to Mrs. Roosevelt. Yeah, she was >“That Woman”, but she had real convictions, not all of them
>foolish.

Citation needed.

This post has an image of Mrs. Roosevelt’s gun permit.

http://blog.aarp.org/2013/05/20/eleanor-roosevelt-handgun-fdrs-first-lady-famous-autobiographies/

She went to Nashville, not Birmingham, in 1958.

In 1948, she correctly denounced Henry Wallace as a Communist dupe.

 

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