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100years

“What were you doing when the War broke out, Stoaty?”
“I was reading about some pretentious publicity stunt of an advertisement of a movie, child. Now shut up and eat your Alpo.”

This just came across the transom. It’s a film financed by Remy Martin. When their current batch of cognac is ready for sale, this movie will be released. That’s in a century, that is.

They dropped a few francs on it, too — it was written by and stars John Malkovich (who wasn’t told when he signed on that it wouldn’t be released in any current person’s lifetime).

There’s a little teeny part of me that thinks this is cool. I think it’s an indigestible fragment of leftover art school. I’m hoping the more grounded parts of my brain gang up on it and beat it to death.

First comment wins: “meh, it’ll be on Pirate Bay sooner.”

sock it to me

Comments


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: November 24, 2015, 11:33 pm

I sure hope John M. got a lump sum instead of a percentage of the gross.

 


Comment from Ric Fan
Time: November 24, 2015, 11:35 pm

John Malkovich is a hardcore conservative. I worship him.

Plus, he directed one of my favorite movies: The Dancer Upstairs.

 


Comment from feynmangroupie
Time: November 25, 2015, 12:16 am

Neither the Islamic Caliphate or the Glorious People’s Democratic Republic of Gaia will allow the haram bourgeoisie cognac or the doubleplus ungood capitalist running dog movie promoting Kufir ideology and oppresses the masses.

 


Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: November 25, 2015, 1:36 am

Just to show willing I’d give it a try (and I don’t even like Remy all that much – I’m a Hine or a Hennessy kinda mustelid).

That’s just how generous spirited badgers can be.

 


Comment from QuasiModo
Time: November 25, 2015, 1:41 am

There is no Pirate Bay anymore…try Kickass Torrents :+)

 


Comment from Bob
Time: November 25, 2015, 7:54 am

In a hundred years, no one will have the required antique machine to play the movie. Not one that works anyway.

 

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