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I had a similar problem. They would enter a hole in my balcony. The last time the mound was huge and I could hear the hum from more than 100 feet away.

Referring to your linked article: What’s up with “councils”? I thought they were local gov that doled out rental housing. But you bought your house, no?

I looked it up, the BEES .gif came from Conan’s show and it was edited from another one of her giveaways.

Everybody is pissed off at Oprah bc she is stealing water.

I realize that in Britain everything that is not mandatory, licensed, and regulated is forbidden; but here if a swarm of bees settled on my land I would set up a couple of supers and capture the queen. The rest of the bees would follow her and after they settled for a while I would have a hive and honey indefinitely.

Any possibility that you could get a local beekeeper to help you do that?

Covered in Bees

Ric Fan: Councils are local government, period. They’re responsible for all local issues, like property taxes, garbage collection, parking charges, policing. When we had a rat issue, we got in the council rat man (there still is one, but he’s no longer free). As they are structured now, they are largely disliked and unhelpful government bodies.

Subotai Bahadur: I think it would be legal to capture the queen, but we’re not keen on beekeeping. Honey is one of those things I think I should like, and I don’t. As I recall, though, in Tennessee when a swarm settled under my mother’s bathroom floor, she had to get the state wildlife authorities involved.

That was from the humpback whale giveaway.

“You get a humpback whale! and YOU get a humpback whale! And you! Everybody gets a humpback whale!”

I might have made that up, maybe.

S. Weasel, you could add this to your collection, maybe…
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James Comey, FBI weasel
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Here’s your own personal steam train for Stoaty Manner:

https://www.facebook.com/SteampunkTendencies/videos/1337679416346421/

Ha, Ric Fan! If I were gonna go with one of the big models, I’d go with the kind you can actually sit on and ride.

Sadly, Weasel Acres is not that extensive.

@ExpressoBold – I kinda thought Comey was a weasel.

Do the Weaselpeople know about the LizardPeople?

On that train video – I kept expecting (Sir) Alec Guinness to step out of the bushes and say –
“If you strike me down now I shall become more powerful than you can imagine”.

Oh…wrong movie, I mean –
“What have I done” …stagger….stagger….thud….(train whistle) Kaboom!

“Sadly, Weasel Acres is not that extensive.”

You could just go around in circle. You, the engineer, Uncle B in the back. Bet Jack would love it, too.

Around here the local beekeepers put their name on a list which is distributed to many of the official agencies (fire, police, etc.). If someone gets a swarm like this and calls the authorities more often than not a bee keeper will come to collect them for free and take them home for safe keeping. Swarms are $$$.

They do the same thing here, Tony!

I’ll can send a suggested rail layout for a postage stamp sized plot of land – but you’ll probably need to run a spur off that ditch you’ve mentioned for a small bridge over a small river.

And when building it, you’ll need to remember our motto – “be happy in your work”, or was it “Every Day Sucks”.

It’s been a while since I had to do the motto thing.