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My gawd, you’ve gone native. All these baths (Americans take showers, dammit!) and now herbal remedies? Not good, not good at all…

Hey, I still have my accent. It’s a great conversation-starter.

Do they think American accents are charming the way we think Brit accents are?

Baldwins sell empty gelatine capsules which are useful when you are concocting your own herbal medications.

I went to Baldwins old Victorian shop several times. It was very atmospheric. It was always full of elderly West Indians knocking back the sarsaparilla.

The new store doesn’t have the same atmosphere but their products are excellent.

You know who else has psoriasis? Kim Kardashian.

Be sure to let us know when your wee smells of myrrh.

Jeff, but if she starts blowing her nose and finding gold nuggets in her hankie, she should keep quite about it, and not tell anybody…even us!

Funny that reminded me that Arizona has a tree that produces frankincense – the elephant tree. The desert museum sez frankincense is a herbivore deterrent. That must make the horses very happy when they are made to take it!

FWIW: years ago both of my knees were hurting so bad I was wondering about surgery. I was drinking a lot of diet coke at the time and a friend challenged me to stop and drink only water for a month. I refused to give up coffee, but I started drinking bottled water instead of diet coke. My joint pain was substantially reduced by the end of the month, and was completely gone by the end of the second month.

My experience made me a believer that Aspartame is bad for joints.

Sounds like you have myrrh-sa…yeah, I’ve got nothing.

Okay. I have known people convinced that their sh!t didn’t stink.

You are the first I have ever known convinced that it smelled of frankincense.

Arent pooped processed teas a big thing? I vaguely remember tea leaves pooped by pandas and cats were used to brew very expensive tea. Maybe, stoaty is starting her own line of stoaty poop infused incense. Probably cost a $1000 an ounce.

There was a weasel coffee supposedly pooped by Vietnamese weasels, which were really more like civets. Very expensive and quite bitter from what I understand.

I gave up on aspartame six months ago, Bob, on account of it’s not supposed to be good for the desirable kind of gut bacteria. Hey, when I get a new hobby, I go all in.

Googling around I see that they just use panda poo as fertilizer. No big deal. But tea they brew from it is $200 a cup. I’m sure I’ve read about teas that are produced from leaves eaten by certain animals.

How’s Charlotte doing? I would think she would be suffering from PTSS.

“Three kings eh?
Well what’s in the box?
Looks like…..Weasel poop?
Mary have a look at this!
You followed a star from China to bring us a box of weasel poop for our son’s birth?
Shove off you lot!
Angel, show ’em the door.
Bloody hindoos.”

Kopi luwak is made from coffee beans pooped out by Indonesian jungle weasels (or civets). I believe it’s $300/ounce.

I also believe that it started as a joke, somebody said you could get yuppies to drink weasel poop if you charged enough for it.

One of the great titillating factors of this websight is that one never knows whether the poats are made by the real S. Weasel or one of you cunning scoundrels logged in as admin and changed the password and now the real S. Weasel is acting like Enrico Palazzo screaming at Uncle B.
“Look!! They wrote about my poop now!!”

On one hand, the opsec is a deliberate joke, so much so it makes one think of a honeypot.
On the other paw, the real S. W3as3l could be shifting the Overton window in order to beguile the captive audience with the weasel war dance.

It is a conundrum, wrapped in a perplexity, and buried under a pile of leaves and odoriferous puzzlement.

Comment from S. Wessel
Time: July 28, 2017, 9:15 pm

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This works really well on twitter… the people over there just do NOT read OR pay attention.

Huh. I could’ve sworn that was me.