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O, Canada!

unicorntrudeau

So the image above came up in my Twitter feed. While it is obviously Trudeau entertaining a unicorn hand-puppet, the tweet that went with identified it as the Gender Identity Unicorn.

buttertrudeau

Sadly, it’s not, though I’m suspicious of the rainbow-colored horn. It is Gary of Gary’s Hug Club, a club started by a puppeteer who…solicits hugs. Yes, he hugged it.

As did Margaret Atwood (scroll down), that dessicated old bore (I’m still salty I had to read so much of her feminist shite in High School). She’s been all over British radio this week talking about…I don’t know. Her twat or something.

In the course of my researches, I rediscovered Small Dead Animals — remember? It’s a really splendid Canadian blog that I used to love back in the day. That is, back in the day when I had a corporate gig and read a bajillion blogs every day.

Oh, also I found this butter sculpture of Justin Trudeau hugging two baby pandas. Because of course I did.

Comments


Comment from Ric Fan
Time: February 6, 2018, 9:54 pm

I prefer life size butter sculptures of cows. ymmv

 


Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: February 6, 2018, 10:10 pm

Her, uh, rainbow unicorn?

That butter thing looks like Momma Trudeau holding two teddy bears….

Could have been worse, it could have been a sculpture of former Prime Minister Poutine.

 


Comment from Mack
Time: February 7, 2018, 5:06 am

I’m convinced that Trudeau is some kind of psy-0p.

 


Comment from Niña
Time: February 7, 2018, 7:24 am

I’m with you, Mack. He can’t be real.

 


Comment from gebrauchshund
Time: February 7, 2018, 7:37 am

Sexual harassment pandas?

 


Comment from iamfelix
Time: February 7, 2018, 8:37 am

As regards this:
https://www.chicksonright.com/2018/02/06/ben-shapiro-wins-the-internet-with-this-epic-tweet/

Ben Shapiro said:

“Justin Trudeau is what would happen if the song ‘Imagine’ took human form and then ate a Tide Pod.”

I larfed.

 


Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: February 7, 2018, 1:36 pm

All for the betterment of Butterkind.

 


Comment from Deborah HH
Time: February 7, 2018, 1:50 pm

Ugh. Margaret Atwood.
Kate rocks at “Small Dead Animals,” where she writes better about U.S. politics than most commentators.

 


Comment from Anonymous
Time: February 7, 2018, 9:18 pm

Actually, that sculpture shows him buggering those two baby pandas. Much like Muslims do to goats and young boys…

 


Comment from Steve Skubinna
Time: February 8, 2018, 3:04 am

Talking about “her twat?” Really? Where have you been the past two decades?

It’s Eve Ensler who talks about her twat. She wrote a whole play about it, where it talks back. Oh, and surprise ending: she got thrown under the bus by the SJWs because, get this, not all women have vaginas.

True story, I shichu not.

 


Comment from Jon
Time: February 8, 2018, 6:15 pm

SDA has been on my blog list so long I can’t recall when I started reading her.
It’s funny how Anglophilic I am, as I regularly read blogs from Canada and Australia (yours too naturally).

 

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