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Happy International Women’s Day

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Pictured: International Women’s Day march and general lady strike in Spain.

What the hell is that gesture supposed to represent? The Wall of Hoo-Hah? The Sea of Poon? “I self-identify as a giant hole”?

I wish women would make their minds up about this stuff. Like, I want you to see me for a brains and, hey, have you seen my pussy hat?

Anyway, the slogan for this Spanish thing was, “if we stop, the world stops.” But, ummm…things seemed pretty much normal here. I’m guessing nothing much ground to a halt anywhere, even in Spain.

Comments


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: March 8, 2018, 11:59 pm

Weird. I dated a woman once whose little daughter called her vagina her “Hoo-Hah.” Said it itched her a lot. I stayed out of all conversations about it.
~
“Hoo-Hah.” Is it a Southern Thing?

 


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: March 9, 2018, 12:31 am

And if men stop, the world stops.
It takes both sexes for stuff to work.

I’m sure many men take women and their roles for granted.
And just as many women return the favor.

 


Comment from The Neon Madman
Time: March 9, 2018, 12:45 am

They are not Herbert.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 9, 2018, 8:15 am

I picked up the expression from a friend, ExpressoBold, who was a woman of color but not a Southerner.

 


Comment from Ric Fan
Time: March 9, 2018, 12:38 pm

I’m so sick of this. These are the same people who dont do jack shit for women/girls whose lives really suck.

 


Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: March 9, 2018, 1:22 pm

I mean aside from the fact that every blessed and unblessed man-Jack ( or woman-Jane ) is born of woman…

 


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: March 9, 2018, 3:50 pm

🎶The Campptown ladies sing this song,
Hoo-Hah, Hoo-Hah
The Camptown’s racy all night long
Oh, and all de Hoo-Hah day

Goin’ to — all night
Goin’ to — all day
I spent my — on a bob-tailed nag
Somebody — the gray🎶

You can thank me for curing you from using the word Hoo-Hah after you get the song out of you head🤡

 


Comment from technochitlin
Time: March 9, 2018, 4:57 pm

Damme, SomeVeg, It WON’T GO AWAY! I blame Bush.

 


Comment from BJM
Time: March 10, 2018, 5:36 am

Arg!! The damned commies hijacked a sweetly innocent Japanese tradition of Girl’s Day, which wishes young girls health and happiness, celebrated with traditional doll displays, special dishes and sweets, usually pink, in-home parties and turned it into International Hoo-Hay Day.

They really do suck all of the joy out of the world.

 


Comment from BJM
Time: March 10, 2018, 5:43 am

Arg!! The damned commies hijacked a sweetly innocent Japanese tradition of Girl’s Day, which wishes young girls health and happiness, celebrated with traditional doll displays, special dishes and sweets, usually pink, in-home parties and turned it into International Hoo-Hah Day.

They really do suck all of the joy out of the world.

 


Comment from BJM
Time: March 10, 2018, 5:45 am

Well crap…the edit duplicated my comment…oh well Hoo-hah, Hoo-Hay it’s all BS.

 


Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: March 10, 2018, 2:07 pm

On men’s day will we be saying tallywacker?

 

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