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Hump Day. You know what to do.

Sometimes I feel sorry for all those poor bastards who have to work for a living.


Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: May 2, 2018, 3:12 pm

“Hump day. You know what to do.”

Is that a sanction? Oh boy!

Comment from BJM
Time: May 2, 2018, 3:38 pm

Fondle a camel?

Comment from Jon
Time: May 2, 2018, 5:11 pm

“Cake or death?”

Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: May 2, 2018, 5:32 pm

Cake for me too please.

Comment from Anonymous
Time: May 2, 2018, 8:03 pm

I know not what others may choose but as for me, give me a stiff drink. Oh, and cake.

Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: May 2, 2018, 8:37 pm

“I, {state your name}…”

Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: May 2, 2018, 9:10 pm

Meanwhile on your birthday here in your former homeland we’ve reached peak batshit crazy.

It turns out that Kanye West is a Russian operative.

Talk about Soviet sleeper cells!
You’re not a Soviet sleeper Weasel are you?

Comment from peacelovewoodstock
Time: May 2, 2018, 10:23 pm

>not a Soviet sleeper Weasel are you?

Or perhaps worse, a Russian bot?

Comment from Pupster
Time: May 2, 2018, 10:29 pm


Comment from Ric Fan
Time: May 2, 2018, 10:39 pm

Hey, stoaty! Have you got an english accent now? Have you gone all Madonna on us?

Comment from AliceH
Time: May 3, 2018, 3:07 am

I say again, “Always click on links from Pupster.”


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 3, 2018, 3:39 pm

Ric Fan: no, not really. Only certain words. You really cannot communicate here if you refuse to call “gas” “petrol”. Everybody thinks you mean butane.

My mother worked the switchboard/intercom system at a hospital for a few years. When she started, she refused to pronounce “nine” as “niyan” because it sounded so stupid. After a few weeks of people calling the office to ask if she said “nine” or “five” she broke down and started saying “niyan”.

It’s like that.

Comment from tomfrompv
Time: May 4, 2018, 4:44 am

In what dialect does nine sound even close to five?

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