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Cockerels: a novel approach

Click the picture for a funny video. I hope. I can’t actually play videos on this machine, so I’m typing in stuff and hoping it works.

I have a feeling this event had something to do with the Year of the Rooster.

Snagged it from LiveLeak via Twitter. I don’t go to Twitter much. It is a crazy place. It makes otherwise not crazy people become crazy.

I have a theory about that. For addictive substances, there’s a relationship between how fast a drug hits you and how addictive it is. The faster the delivery, the deeper the hook.

I think it’s the pace of Twitter that gets people. You tweet something, you get an instant return. Good or bad, it’s fast.

It is the crack cocaine of social media.

Anyway. Week Two of Me Without a Proper Computer draws to a close. If all goes to schedule, one week to go.

Have a good weekend, and don’t let the cockerels peck!



Comment from Weaselphone
Time: November 30, 2018, 9:40 pm

Tried it on my phone. Yep, it works.

The music is stupid, though. Feel free to mute.

Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: November 30, 2018, 10:05 pm

Bwaaahahahahah – that – was – awesome!

Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: December 1, 2018, 5:20 am

George Herbert Walker Bush (June 12, 1924 – November 30, 2018) was an American politician who served as the 41st President of the United States from 1989 to 1993.
RIP, Jawage…

Comment from The War Planner
Time: December 1, 2018, 6:03 am

You may be abed by now but just a word to let you know that ’41 has joined the choir invisible and pining for the fjords. He is an Ex-POTUS. The comment below was posted on your alter-ego site in the Colonies, A.K.A. Weasel Zippers, as we await your imminent Dead Pool post heralding this event:


When 41 passed tonight, he was carried away to Glory in a beat up NYC Yellow Cab which hadn’t a carpet or upholstery change since it hit the streets of the Big Apple back in 1974.

Disgusted by the vehicle, George H.W. Bush complained upon arrival, “Lord, I was the 41st president of the United States for four years; vice-president for eight under that guy over their riding horses alongside your Son.

“Why did you bring me up here in such a heap?”

God snickered, leaned forward on his throne, and replied, “Read my lips: ‘No new taxis.'”

Comment from J. S. Bridges
Time: December 1, 2018, 9:18 am

All that setup time, for a pretty-bad God-pun…

So…New Dead-Pool going up on Pearl Harbor Day (December 7), one supposes?…

I didn’t look yet to see who won with Bush ’41, will check that out tomorrow A.M. – Just now, it’s late-nite/’way early-mornin’, and it’s off to rack-time…toodles, keeds.

Early-congrats on a new fair-dinkum-thinkum, Ms. Weasel – hope it goes well for you. Looking at doing the same/similar very soon here Stateside for my own part, now that Win 10 appears to have settled-down summat…

Comment from Ric Fan
Time: December 1, 2018, 11:14 am

I won the deathpool on 11/28 – three days ago.

Comment from Deborah HH
Time: December 1, 2018, 4:42 pm

Checking on p2, who lives in Alaska. I can’t remember the name of his town, only that it’s remote, and only accessable by air or water.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: December 1, 2018, 6:05 pm

To paraphrase Les Nessman, “As God is my witness, I thought chickens loved skydiving.”

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