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You have got to be kidding me!

This thing came across my Facebook today billed as a “cat muzzle bath protection”. I do not believe it. This must be somebody’s ugly fetish.

I can tell you any cat I’ve ever owned would flip his or her shit if I tried to slip a nylon gimp mask over its face. Slinging its head around and banging into stuff. It would be all claws and screaming.

I can also tell you 100% the mask in the picture was Photoshopped onto the cat in the picture. The original was twice this size, so it was easy to spot. You have to wonder, when they don’t have the courage to use their own product.

I can’t vouch for all the pictures, though. Do a Google images search of cat muzzle bath protection and YOU tell ME what those bastards on the internet are up to now.

Rich Rostrum wins the dick with T. Boone Pickens. Dude, no – don’t post your address in the thread, yeesh! – how much unwanted pizza delivery can you handle? My email is right in the header.

I’ll go queue up a NEW DEAD POOL right now.


Comment from thefritz
Time: September 13, 2019, 1:07 am

Deadpool mañana?

Comment from drew458
Time: September 13, 2019, 3:46 am

I like the one standing at attention, wishing for a last cigarette, in front of the firing squad, pour l’encouragement des autres chatons

Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: September 13, 2019, 2:10 pm

Mrs Durned decided one day it would be nice to take Delilah for a walk so she bought her a kitty harness and lead.

Much excitement followed.

I am certain she would pay to watch me try and put that blind ninja mask on Big D.

Comment from Mad Ivan
Time: September 13, 2019, 3:42 pm

I dunno….

I have a wonderful Demon Bitch Kitty from Hell in my household. (We still love her, though.) When it comes time to have her claws trimmed, we have to give her two doses of anti-anxiety meds, then crate her up and drag her to the vets.

They use a leather conical muzzle on her. And a heavy towel. And two vet techs.

And yes, it’s “all claws and screaming.” Even with her being stoned out of her gourd. 🙁

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