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Ew.

That there is a giant inflatable toilet outside the UN building. You can compose your own joke, thanks.

I wasn’t going to post about #worldtoiletday, but I had to give up and admit I don’t have anything else. (I spent the evening making a simple web page for my art group; I had forgotten that there’s no such thing as a simple web page).

It so happens #worldtoiletday is on the same day as #internationalmensday, a fact which has made the men of Twitter very offended. Twitter is a very offended place. I can’t handle much Twitter.

I have four Twitter accounts: one for shitposting, one for chickens, one for Stoaty and one under my own real name that your grandma would think is a little too vanilla. They all follow totally different accounts and it’s amazing how different the experience is with each of them.

But even the vanilla one can be a less than pleasant experience. Tonight, it featured more than one snapshot of a dusky man handling human waste with his bare hands.

G’night, Twitter!

Comments


Comment from RD
Time: November 19, 2019, 9:41 pm

Alright… someone has to.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper

 


Comment from Drew458
Time: November 19, 2019, 10:03 pm

If the toilet was relevant to Men’s Day, the seat would be up.

 


Comment from Mitchell
Time: November 19, 2019, 11:40 pm

I deleted twitter a couple years ago and I’m a much happier person for it.

 


Comment from feynmangroupie
Time: November 20, 2019, 12:28 am

I read twitter, but I don’t have an account. Occasionally, I’ll feel a quanta of compulsion to respond to something, but then it goes away when I recall that I would have to sign up. It works for me.

Men are supposed to love toilet humor. We have the perfect storm of Swalwell farting on live tv and a shitter next to the UN? Sheesh…there’s so much raw sewage material ripe for the taking!

 


Comment from Armybrat
Time: November 20, 2019, 2:18 am

The ACLU took to twitter to declare that “men who get their periods are men, men who get pregnant and give birth are men…”.

Such is the landscape of twitter

 


Comment from CantHarkMyCry
Time: November 20, 2019, 3:54 am

“I had forgotten that there’s no such thing as a simple web page.”
🙂 🙂 🙂

 


Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: November 20, 2019, 1:10 pm

My only question would be – who put it there?

If it was anyone associated with the UN, I’m thrilled to see my tax contributions being used for such a pissitive purpose.

Most importantly, would little Saint Greta approve of it?

 

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