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Found on a search for “wild boar hoof”. Yes, it’s a sex toy. The original file name was Overlength-Super-Wild-Boar-Hoof-Simulation-Anal-Backyard-G-Point-Climax-Console-Oneself-Organ-Sex-Toys.jpg

I can’t make sense of how it’s supposed to work. The hoof faces one way and the snout is at a 90° angle to it and I…don’t want to think about it any more.

A link, if you must, but I’m afraid it’s out of stock.

I was doing a wild boar illustration for Sussex Day. Sussex Day isn’t an ancient holiday and the wild boar isn’t the symbol of Sussex, it’s just a good old Saxon symbol.

The Sussex flag is blue with six yellow martlets (little heraldic birds) and it isn’t ancient, either.


Gromulin wins dick with Vera Lynn. Much beloved old dame here and everyone is sad. But not you! Because new Dead Pool tomorrow!




Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: June 18, 2020, 10:18 pm

Oh, thank God! A NEW DEAD POOL!


Annnd … from now on, I will always imagine David Carradine, pants down and hung in a Bangkok hotel closet, with one of _those_ stuck up his bum. *yikes!*

Comment from durnedyankee
Time: June 18, 2020, 10:20 pm

Ah, Sus-Sex. that’s one of the 57 genders, right?

Growing up in Masswahtuchetts as I did (in Es-sex county) I got used to more than just 2 sexes.
We often wondered what the “Middlesex” was.

There were also tribes – The Suf-Folk, and the Nor-Folk peoples.
And the Hamps – Hampshire and Hampden.

And then, Nantucket, which is just best left alone altogether, if you understand what I mean. There’s no good rhymes that come out of Nantucket.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: June 18, 2020, 10:31 pm

There was an old man from Nantucket,
With nose hair so long he could tuck it
Up over and ’round
From his chin to his crown
And he swore that he never would pluck it.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: June 18, 2020, 10:37 pm

Stoaty, let’s just take it as given that that thing is simply a sex toy for other people and let it go at that.

Comment from Mitch
Time: June 19, 2020, 1:29 am

Anything can be a sex toy if you’re brave enough! Just remember, never use “MORE!” as your safe word and you’re good to go.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 19, 2020, 11:37 am

I used to live in Pawtucket, Durned. I’ve heard ’em all.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 19, 2020, 1:27 pm

Remember, Weasel Blog Time is GMT, which doesn’t recognize British Summer Time.

Comment from LesterIII
Time: June 19, 2020, 2:16 pm

That conjures a whole new meaning to Hoof-and-Mouth disease. Yikes, sorry.

Thanks for the WBT calculation reminder, Stoaty.

Comment from BJM
Time: June 20, 2020, 3:51 pm

Edward of Caernarfon couldn’t be reached for comment (he wasn’t from Sussex either).

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