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Frrreeeeedom (just a little, anyway)

You may be aware we copped some level of freedom today. Nonessential shops were allowed to open. And pubs, but only if they had outside seating areas.

This resulted in situations where you were allowed to go inside to the toilet and pass by the bar both ways, but on no account could you stop at the bar on the way back and grab a pint of beer. No, that would be unsafe. A member of staff will bring it to you.

This goofy weirdo is responsible for a lot of the rules. Matt Hancock, MP from West Suffolk and Secretary of State for Health and Social Care. I’m convinced he’s a sadist.

This video clip is a perfect litmus test. If you’re a proponent of masks, you will think it’s Matt crying with emotion after the very first vaccine is released. If, on the other hand, you are a cynical weasel, you will think he’s laughing his ass off and struggling to hide it.

Bonus clip: Matt flops into his seat like Woody from Toy Story.

Anyway, it did my heart good to see most of the shops in the high street open again. Let’s see how much more freedom we’re allowed to have.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 12, 2021, 8:27 pm

I can’t work out if the public is turning against the lockdown and vaccines, or if I’ve finally trimmed my Twitter ‘following’ list down to just the hardcore cranks. Yes, I got my Twitter back.

Anybody dumb enough to be on that site and want a follow, @sweasel.

Comment from OldFert
Time: April 12, 2021, 9:38 pm

Don’t have a twitter acct, but do like reading various twitters (including yours). The Bill Gates dancing video was a bit odd, though.

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: April 12, 2021, 10:25 pm

He has that same fake smile as Biden…he jerks his cheek up on one side to show some teeth.

Comment from Jeff Weimer
Time: April 13, 2021, 1:39 am

I saw that! You actually liked a tweet of mine today.

Comment from durnedyankee
Time: April 13, 2021, 2:28 am

Pentagon allegedly developed a, you guessed it, implant chip to see if you have covid and alert something or other if you’re about to come down with it.

And a blood pump to ‘clean Covid’ out of you.

Pretty clear, they’re not going to let go of their controls.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: April 13, 2021, 2:31 pm

@durnedyankee — I read a comment yesterday about that chip that’s worth paraphrasing: The chip comes from DARPA, and if DARPA is announcing it today then they’ve had it for ten years.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 13, 2021, 7:09 pm

The measures they’re trying to put into place would make sense if this disease was that terrifying thing the Chinese ‘leaked’ faked videos. You know, dropping dead in the street, convulsing on a stretcher.

What we actually got is a muscular flu. I’m not taking two shots a year and carrying government ID for the flu.

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