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One of the stories centers around the woman in this photo, which supposedly turned up in Buenos Aires.

I’d like to see a larger version of that picture. It doesn’t look right to me. It looks too much like l’Inconnue — who surely was capable of more than one facial expression. I realize how hard it was to fake photos before Photoshop (believe me, I know!)…but if that was such a common plaster cast, getting a double exposure or something doesn’t seem that implausible.

Oldest joke book in the world.

OK, that is creepy. I’ve USED Resusi-annie for training, and now I feel like a necrophiliac…… yuck.

Plaster is heavy and the dead seriously lack muscle tone.

Particularly if they’ve been immersed in water for any length of time.

Heh heh, Scubafreak. I figured someone here would have gone through the course; I should have realized you would have.

Scuba, define ‘used’.

“Mr. Scubafreak, I don’t think you need to clear her airway quite so enthusiastically.”

Babblefish translates that fwench as “the Unknown factor of the Seine”.

Hmmm…

Inaccurate and ‘creative’ translations are part of Babblefish’s charm. I like Baise de dame d’arachide and the re-translation to engrish, myself.

We’re being invaded by ladybugs. It’s like something from a low-budget horror movie made by Sanrio.

I agree with you Stoaty, too lively to have been from a corpse.

Whups, I think the spam filter hates me….

Fascinating!

“Oh. How nice. My brother, Crash Test Dummy told me that you post here, but I thought no, it can’t be you. So…your real name is Scubafreak, is it, and not Warren Buffett? You bastard! You said you’d call, but did you? DID YOU? I waited and waited by the phone. I lived on nothing but Domino’s Pizza and Mountain Dew for three weeks waiting for a call that never came. I did things with you that are illegal in 22 states. You said you loved me. You USED me. Warr— er, Scubafreak…how COULD you?”

For me, the dead giveaway (no pun intended) that this was a life mask and not a death mask is the fact that the shape of her eyes are noticeable under the lids – that wouldn’t happen with a corpse either.

Nothing caught in the filter, Scuba.

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Very childish. I loved it:

I’m so sorry Annie, but I got waylaid by identical twin mermaids on the way to your house……… 😉

Quiet here tonight. I assume everyone’s paying rapt attention to Glorious Leader’s infomercial.

David Thompson says get jiggy with it, and I suggest you comply!

Waylaid?

Mr. Freud, your slip is showing. 🙂

Jill, hmmm, do you expect your Mr. to be “slippish?” 🙂

Freud indeed. Meanwhile I’m just frickin’ tired. Hey, 16 hour days are sweet, floats your groat. Do groats float?

Get your Obama dildo here:

http://www.headostate.com/

Interesting word – dildo. See here:

…And I just snuck two links past Akismet. So pbbbbbt! (Raspberry sound)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo

Akismet had the last laugh. It rejected my last edit. Just as well.

Whoa. Akismet bit me.

The most amazing part? They had modems in the nineteenth century!

Sorry about that, McGoo. Ever since I upgraded it, Akismet has been…tetchy.

I assume y’all saw the item on Drudge about Sarkozy suing to try to stop sales of a voodoo doll in his likeness. It didn’t work, and I’m sure it shocked us to our first-amendment-lovin’ souls that he would try. It’s just a bit of innocent political mockery, right?

Okay, well, go read the item. It gets worse. One of the presumably hated saying of Sarkozy printed on the doll that Frenchmen can stick pins in is “work more to earn more.” Seriously, that is a SHOCKING AND HORRIFYING statement to them.

I’m no expert on Europe, but what I know of it is scary and alien. The French use “Anglo Saxon” as an insult. It means all sorts of ideas that you and I find as immutable as gravity. Like work more to earn more.

And their legal system is much more about judges and tribunals than juries of your peers.

I’m telling you guys, the Anglosphere is a very real thing. And I don’t mean a racial thing. I mean the combination of English common law and free market economics. It works everywhere it goes.

France. It’s infested with ’em.

No problemo with Akismet, Stoaty. It was bound to get me eventually, especially with those keywords in the text. Actually, while I was there I looked for The Tomb Of The Long Lost Lokki.

…And speaking of Barney “No Teeth” Franks, here is something not politically correct from over at Kickin’ And Screamin’:

http://antzinpantz.com/kns/?p=3306

Sacre bleu, everee moment we are at work ees anozair moment we can’t wear zee striped mime shairts and smoke ze gauloises in ze cafe’!

NON!

The French use “Anglo Saxon” as an insult.

So what are the French? Limp-wristed, incestuous, bug-eating, sissified, whiners? Seriously, how are they still a country?

My favorite is ‘cheese-eating surrender monkeys’.

🙂

Yeah, I was gonna add that too, Jill.
They are just jealous that a lot of Anglo-Saxons still have balls and won’t let them have a feel.

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