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Behold! I have chosen my hattery!

It’s the height of the summer fête season. Two on Saturday. I found these in a sale bin at a country show.

They’re reversible, it says – the other side is black. So I suppose you could turn them inside out for ordinary use. I think you can still make out the words around the brim, though.

Wearing these out probably constitutes a public order offence (Brit for disorderly conduct).

A poetic people.


Comment from Tim Carlson
Time: August 14, 2023, 9:01 pm

If they reversed and were red with MAGA on them, I might be interested *grin*

But at $6.34 each, the cheap bastard in me says “hard pass”.

Comment from Chicken farmer
Time: August 14, 2023, 9:36 pm

I like it! I very like it!

Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: August 14, 2023, 10:44 pm

Clean out your garage !!!!!


Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: August 14, 2023, 11:10 pm

Well…I guess we know why they’re in the sale bin don’t we.

I wonder is Alissa Heinerschied was involved in those designs.

Oh, prolly not, those are sorta fratty aren’t they.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: August 14, 2023, 11:38 pm

It’s a pity that wearing one of those out in public would piss off the PO-leese. Perhaps one covered in acronyms would work? FOAD. GMAFB. GFY. ESAD. LMTFA.

Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: August 15, 2023, 1:14 am

@Uncle Al.

I had a very nice Baptist lady once tell me saying “Good for you!” didn’t always mean “good for you!”

Then there’s one of my favorite jokes about the nice polite southern girl who went to the finishing school where they taught her to say “How nice!” instead of “F#€% You”.

Comment from Pupster
Time: August 15, 2023, 9:19 am

I want a hat that says “Bless Your Heart”.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: August 15, 2023, 6:11 pm

Good lord, that was an amazing one of those, Expresso Bold. Very nearly longer than my attention span!

Comment from BJM
Time: August 17, 2023, 3:05 am

Welp it’ll get ya thrown off an airliner fer sure.

I sawr a YT wherein the Captain took offense at a lady’s F–k You! hat, decided she weren’t no lady and had the APD remove her from the flight when she refused to remove it and got in his face. Bad move.

An airliner is the last place on earth where the Captain has absolute power over the souls on board.

Comment from incredibox
Time: September 5, 2023, 9:12 am

The idea of wearing these hats in public might indeed raise some eyebrows and perhaps even be considered a form of “disorderly conduct” in British terms, given their distinctive appearance. It’s a playful and poetic way to make a statement or simply stand out during festive occasions. Enjoy your summer fêtes in style!

Comment from heardle
Time: November 17, 2023, 11:07 am

a great version of the wordle game, is an extremely attractive song name guessing game. You will be immersed in a vibrant or sad music space, as long as you like and solve puzzles.

Comment from Parramatta Bathroom Renovations
Time: November 21, 2023, 3:22 am

Oh I love that!

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