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anti-masturbation device

Rare French anti-masturbation device circa 1880 for sale on eBay. Starting bid: $1,500.

I think the ventilation holes are an especially thoughtful touch.

Spotted on truemors.com — a community news-aggregator, from what I can tell. Don’t know if the site is going to be anything especially interesting; it looks to be early days. They’ve been advertising on the web-streamed version of WABC. (Yep. Listening to Limbaugh this week. That’s how depressed I am).


Comment from porknbean
Time: February 1, 2008, 5:53 pm

That’s just wrong.

Comment from Muslihoon
Time: February 1, 2008, 6:37 pm

Today, it would be called a sex toy.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 1, 2008, 6:52 pm

Heh. Uncle B called me a tart or a strumpet or a hussy or something when he saw this post. But I got a sidebar link from Ace out of it, so hussy yourself, Strumpet!

Comment from Muslihoon
Time: February 1, 2008, 7:04 pm


Comment from Purple Avenger
Time: February 1, 2008, 7:32 pm

Only $1,500 – such a deal.

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: February 1, 2008, 8:16 pm

OK.. someone had to say it.

For a Frenchman? A little exaggerated 😉

Comment from Jessica
Time: February 1, 2008, 8:41 pm

I about spit my drink out on that one!

Three days until….you move into the basement??

Comment from michaelm
Time: February 1, 2008, 10:40 pm

It would make an excellent keychain . . .

Comment from michaelm
Time: February 1, 2008, 10:42 pm

I gotta tell ya, the black, white and grey thing works for me.
I love it.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 2, 2008, 5:41 am

Thanks, m. I started out with this color scheme because grayscale images compact smaller, so I could use a shitload of them without taking up a lot of bandwidth. Also, I had an old-timey newspaper thing I was going for.

It is occasionally frustrating, though.

Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: February 2, 2008, 9:02 am

With those holes, you could use it as a cullinder to strain your spuds.

Comment from Mrs. Peel
Time: February 2, 2008, 9:26 am

I just noticed that there are also some tiny holes near the, ahem, tip. Dude. I think I’ll stick with my chastity belt, thanks.

btw, I like the new weather graphic.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 2, 2008, 10:23 am

Yeah, those teeny holes. So you could put salt in one side and pepper in the other and get the job done in one shake, as it were.

Thanks. Rough weather coming. I feel it in my Weather Toe.

Comment from Tushar D
Time: February 2, 2008, 11:53 am

How do you fasten it to the man? Won’t he just remove the thing, do the deed, and put it back on? And if you do manage to fasten it, and the dude gets a woody, what will happen then? hmm?

Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: February 2, 2008, 6:04 pm

Looks cramped

Comment from lauraw
Time: February 2, 2008, 8:29 pm

Wearing that had to really suck in Winter.

Comment from Lokki
Time: February 3, 2008, 2:58 pm

“…the dude gets a woody, what will happen then? hmm? “

Well Tushar, that is a fascinating and frightening question that scientists have been trying to answer for a thousand years without success:

What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?

The answer, of course, is:

Sumthin’s gotta give

You don’t wanna be around when it happens. It’s gonna be ugly.

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: February 3, 2008, 3:05 pm

Mmmm… shrapnel!

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