Not as sophisticated as a Medieval monk
Midjourney wouldn’t draw me a butt trumpet :(
“Sorry! The AI Moderator is unsure about this prompt. Please try adjusting your prompt or trying a different idea.” I get that they don’t want to be used to draw porn, but it’s awfully sensitive about fart jokes.
Don’t ask me how I know.
It let me do a peach trumpet and a budgie smuggler, but the resulting images had all the ribald humor of Aunt Bee. Speaking of which, Ebay has decided I really, really wanted the Aunt Bee Cookbook and lets me know about it every time one comes up for sale.
Article about Medieval butt trumpets here.
Posted: November 24th, 2025 under personal.
Comments: 4
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Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: November 24, 2025, 6:03 pm
My high school band director was a butt trumpet!
Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: November 25, 2025, 1:52 am
Based on the number and nature of my comments on daily fail that ‘disappear’ without explanation I don’t think butt trumpet is one they’ll let stay.
What I find amusing is in several cases rather than merely disappearing them, they inform me that the community objected and they were notifying me of the removal.
Perhaps I’ll try butt trumpet on a comment as an experiment though just to see.
See, that’s why I come here, Butt Trumpets today to soups on a cold day last week…where else do you find such a topic range?
Comment from Uncle AL
Time: November 25, 2025, 2:52 am
It might be amusing to try some rewordings on Midjourney. Suggestions: Colonic Cornet, Pooter Tuba, Flatus Flageolet, Tail End Trombone… I keep trying and trying and I just can’t come up with anything with Bassoon. Pity.
Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: November 25, 2025, 11:26 am
Hey! Do asshat!
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Beware: more than one link in a comment is apt to earn you a trip to the spam filter, where you will remain -- cold, frightened and alone -- until I remember to clean the trap. But, hey, without Akismet, we'd be up to our asses in...well, ass porn, mostly.<< carry me back to ol' virginny