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Those ears and tail look suspiciously donkey-like. yes?

If lightning was going to strike one of the current three candidates, I’m not sure which one I would wish it upon. They’re all worthless, and seriously dangerous to the country.

I want to push reset and start over…

I struggled with this one. First he looked cute. Then he looked so sad I felt bad for him. I sat on it because I wasn’t happy.

He had a DINO companion for a while.

I’m starting to think Bob Barr as a protest vote.

What an incredible disappointment the gop (pronounced “gawp”) has become.

I hope they all drown.

… in a fire.

McCain is a Rino
It’s as plain as the nose on a Rhino’s face
Either that or he’s Pinocchio’s love child
who inherited the gene for lying,
and the wooden head.

I hope they all drown.

… in a fire.

Without a parachute!

…in the icy cold of space.

hope they all drown.

… in a fire.

Without a parachute!

Till they’re blue in the face!

[…] Thanks, Weaz. […]

A pingback from Michelle – The Beautiful, and possessing the Razor-Sharp Tongue I adore!

Whoa!

hope they all drown.

… in a fire.

… Without a parachute!

… in the icy cold of space.

and fall into a black hole.

I can’t find a “registration” link anywhere on Michelle’s blog. Jeez, either she’s more exclusive than LGF, or I’m going blind (and damn, I was so certain I could quit before that happened!)

Registration is very exclusive. It only opens up once every few months, like…like…

Oh dear; this crowd may complete that sentence in ways I did not intend.

Um, like a delicate flower.

Yep. getting reg’ed at MM is as difficult as LGF.

MM tends to take big gulps every few months, and LGF takes dinky little sips for about 5 minutes practically every week, or so it seems.

Interestingly, I nailed both within about a month of each other, after trying for (seems like) a year.

Also interestingly, I have almost never commented at either place.

Nice work, Weas. Malkinized again. We stand humbly in your shadow.

Perhaps a RINO can’t have a rectal-cranial inversion, but I can imagine a RINO with is head up a donkey’s ass and the donkey returning the favor. You see it in real life on the Hill.

The two creatures certainly pat each other on the back and swat each other’s rear as they spike some liberal agenda item that’s been on their list for a while.

She’s soliciting slogans for the deplorable state of the GOP in 2008.

Draw a pic of a rhino with McCain’s face. A RINO with a rhino’s face is insulting to the rhino.

The caption can be ‘I can haz illegal vote’ or somethin’.

hope they all drown.

… in a fire.

… Without a parachute!

… in the icy cold of space.

Till they’re blue in the face!

and fall into a black hole.

And after having been farted at, in their general direction.

Which reminds me of a joke:

Q: What do you get when you mate a donkey with a rino?
A: I dunno.*

* I never said this was a good joke.

The RINO needs an angry weasel doing something painful to it. The only thing I want out of this election is for Obama to lose, it will be amusing to watch his fans’ reaction. They remind me of the movie “Dawn of the Dead” for some reason.

I don’t go to Protein Wisdom much anymore, but I thought the minions might enjoy this.

Hee, Pups!

I personally believe the Weasel has the skill to craft the new graffic emblem of the Republican Party, a RINO-donut….with a longer, skinny neck, rhino tail, and obvious pucker shadowing around the insertion point, and the rhino horn sticking up through the backbone…

It doesn’t matter if it looks like an elephant, because that is what the GOP used to be…

Could not the RINO bend over backwards to shove it’s own horn up it’s chute? Physically it seems more likely.

OK, I missed something…MOAR?

As a humble Brit (humble!) I’ve been biting my tongue about this for weeks – it being insensitive to intrude on private grief and all that… But Obama?!

I watched some film of him on TV the other night. I nearly threw up at the high-blown, faux-rhetorical bullshit after thirty seconds.

If you lot elect Obama and we keep Brown, I think I’ll apply for Chinese citizenship, for there will, truly, be little hope for either of us.

The Weasel tells me McCain is no better. I believe her. We, too, have an impending choice between a clown and a fool. I feel your pain. Ouch.

Nearly threw up, Badger? And well you should over Obama. If he’s elected, bring Stoaty and join me in sunny Chile. I have some ancestral property on the flanks of Mt. … um…. what was that name … oh, yeah … Mt. Llaima.

Staying in the US or Jolly Olde might be unsafe.

But Obama?!

Seriously, can you believe it? This is what happens when you let Marxist libshits take over academia. Total and complete stupidity abounds enmasse within the masses. Social justice over intellect. Affirmative action morons are given positions of power to make the psychotics feel better.
This is what happens when the stoopids, in most things, figure out how to vote themselves some ‘free’ shit. And no matter how much they despise the democrats or Obama, who despise them back, they will vote for them anyway because they know who signs their checks.
I bet Brown is 10 times smarter than Obama. Cringeworthy as it may be.

jwp – that joke stank. I liked it. My absolute favorite joke is:

Q: Why don’t sharks eat clowns?
A: They taste funny.

And, PnB, you’re absolutely right. The fucktards are voting themselves a fresh generations’ worth of cakes & circuses. There’s a bunch born every generation.

And I’m with you, Davy. Weasel can walk away with this Graphic Emblem prize. Question is: does it merit her attention? I would say yes, but I’m usually wrong, so she knows not to listen to me.

The RINO accusation is sort of backwards, actually. The guys we usually identify as RINOs are the heart and soul of the Republican party for a century or so, Ronald Reagan was the outsider. He was the Republican in name only.

Here’s what I cannot BELIEVE!

Bush, in Israel: Appeasers are bad, m’kay?

Obama: OHMYGOD you hate-filled moron, I cannot BELIEVE you called me and my whole party Nazi-enabling appeasers!

I mean, Bush didn’t say anything about Democrats or Obama, so how come he’s so sure it’s about him and everybody knows it? Because he’s the center of the universe? Because the shoe fit? How the fuckity fuck can the media let him get away with this???

Dear Lady Weasel, I think the shoe fit but Obama’s pumpkin won’t turn into a carriage. He doth protest far too much.

Love the graphic by the way. I think I’ll vote for None of the Above.

:-}

Sillyblindharper –

I agree.

I’m planning on voting for Kodos.

Hey how about McCain playing the Rhino butt flute as a graphic? Sure, Michelle probably won’t use it but she will probably crack up…

jw, McGoo: I really don’t want this to sound like sour grapes at all, but lgf isn’t exactly the forum it once was. Its actually a painful thing for me, since I met my wife and a number of other really terrific people through lgf.

But the webmaster there has been increasingly erratic in his behavior over the last several years now and shows no sign of changing that path.

But on a lighter note, I have defaced vandalised Weasel’s latest ojbet de art!

Defacement is when you draw a moustache on it, right?

Weas:

I mean, Bush didn’t say anything about Democrats or Obama, so how come he’s so sure it’s about him and everybody knows it?

Frank Herbert’s book Dune…

“My son displays a general garment and you claim it’s cut to your fit?” Jessica asked. “What a fascinating revelation.”

Or in another venue…

If you fire a pellet gun at random into a pack of dogs, the one that yelps is the one that got hit.

My point being, that at some point in time after he nailed himself (as you observed) the media can’t speak up without drawing negative attention to their poster child.

More bits and pieces to the proof that if you want to be a politician, you are not suited to lead.

EW1 is right. If you don’t sing with the chorus at LGF, you get the boot.

LK, your Dune quote was exactly what went through my mind when I learned about this idiocy.

If I cud rit haf as well as Mr Herbert I wud quit injineering 2-morow.

Sad day when Frank Herbert died. I shall say the same of Leslie Nielsen. For different reasons, of course.

Another wonderful quote from that book is during that same dinner, when Paul remarks “The drowning man who climbs on your shoulders to save himself is understandable-except when you see it happen in the drawing room.” Paul hesitated just long enough for the man to see the point coming, then: “And, I should add, except when you see it at the dinner table.”

Having read Dune some 17 times now, I can still honestly say that I catch nuances out of it each time that I never noticed before. Herbert was a social commentator genius.

Senor Badger,

Re: US Elections

I would suspect it’s a matter of spelling these days. Whether one orders a Ploughman’s lunch or a Plowman’s lunch the fare is substantially similar.

Tequila-the lowest common denominator.

How the fuckity fuck can the media let him get away with this?

By having their heads stuck up their chosen one’s ass. By not knowing the meaning of the word ‘journalism’. By never having learned critical thinking. By not having a well-rounded education such as civics or history to know when your subject is smoking something.

Leslie Nielsen. Funniest guy since Peter Sellers.

Q: What do you get when you mate a donkey with a rino?

A horny ass

Michelle Malkin is not as tough to get registered for comments as Tim Blair. It’s like getting in to see the Queen to register there.

That’s good, Chris. The joke, I mean.

Now I have to read the email I just got and ponder whether I want a bigger copulation organ in just three weeks. The opportunities never end.