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Hardly enough diversity to catch a criminal. From now on, only pigs, mooks, guineas, & slopes are allowed to be on the neighbourhood watch.

They spell funny in England.

“Neighbourhood”

Do you also get a lot of white-on-black crime like down in Florida? Judging by CNN, there are tons of white guys attacking black folk in that sorry state. Luckily, protesters out here in LA burned down a PetCo store and robbed a Walmart to show solidarity with Trayvon and other black victims in the Old South.

You could always threaten to skewer them publicly on the Weasel Times & Stoat Intelligencer, read world-wide. Which is a true statement.

I happen to know the identity of our local serial killer.

Four paws, standy-up ears, whippy tail, miaows a lot and answers to the name of …. no, that would be telling.

You can just see Her Stoatliness as a latter day Miss Marple, can’t you?

“Really, vicar? How absolutely frightful”! Y’all”

“Come back here, you sick bastard! That’s MY dress!”

PS: What was that English SF flick with the creepy blonde kids whose eyes glowed?

My advice would be NOT to do this. Too dangerous. Should a Child-of-Africa™ cross your path, it could lead to a lifetime, however short, of bad luck.

As a side note, I am in despair of race relations in America. I sincerely believe they have been set back 40 or 50 years on both sides of the divide.

Most Blacks are convinced that there is no justice for them in the legal system – a system in which they had little faith before. Generally speaking they are further dis-invested in a culture which they believe is trying to push them out. Given the economic security given them by the Government, they see no advantage is changing their culture or behavior just to get kicked again by Whitey who will NEVER let them in.

Many Whites (and Hispanics?), if I may presume to speak for them, see the Zimmerman case as another example of the extent to which American Black Culture is savage, dishonest, and totally alien to “traditional American values”. Simply put, the belief that a Black Male Youth definitely lie to you and is likely to rob you, rape you, or kill you has grown, not diminished. I will say that the available statistics will not dissuade anyone of this belief. There remain, of course, the believers who think that (exposure to) education, financial aid to relieve poverty, and a stop to what they (ignorant of statistics) believe is persecution of Blacks by Law Enforcement will cure things and the lions will quit mugging the lambs.

As for me, I am torn between getting a pistol and a concealed carry license, or just more ammo for the shotgun.
I see no practical ‘societally based’ solutions that can be imposed by a government. I must however give the Democrats credit for solidifying their base.

Bitter sarcasm you have. In spades.

Excuse me, that was racist, I denounce myself.

Bitter sarcasm you have. In hearts. Or diamonds. Or clubs. Just not spades.

It’s been one of those days.

Just what da fuq is a custodial sentence? Is that like probation maybe? Hey, anyone stealing poor sheep should be in big, big, big trouble!

You know whuss racis’? Homos!

The Criminal is the dark fuzzy one on the right.

You mean the gentle mook on the sweet, unmolesting police-man’s left?

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: July 17, 2013, 12:13 am

As for me, I am torn between getting a pistol and a concealed carry license, or just more ammo for the shotgun.

Given the state of things. Do both. Just make sure that you have enough access to ammunition in the pistol’s caliber to become proficient with the pistol. I will assume that you are taking care of that with the shotgun already. Interesting times, as my ethnic fellows say, are upon us.

Subotai Bahadur

According to Sherlock Holmes, more wand worse crime in the country than the city

Commentaire de Christopher Taylor à July 17, 2013, 3:26 am

According to Sherlock Holmes, more wand worse crime in the country than the city

According to Sherlock Holmes, cocaine is a vegetable.

I agree with Suborai, Some Veg. Don’t limit your options. Do both. I myself am off at dawn’s crack tomorrow morning to earn my Texas CHL. Already got one for Florida back when I lived in the Land of Lincoln, but that was just to aggravate Illinois, the Stasi pricks.

I think I can see a viable storyline here. Beautiful Yank artist moves to English country village, raises chickens, meets eccentric residents of the village, joins the neighborhood watch and begins solving local murders. There’s even a supernatural angle, what with the recent ritual ewe slaying (possibly connected to the other new resident who has recently moved from NZ.) I think the BBC should jump on this one.

I see Sandy Duncan instead of Bonnie Franklin in the logo. Not sure who I see cast as Dame Stoat in the BBC mystery.

Just remember, if they are going to let you ride along in traffic enforcement, that traffic stops are extremely dangerous. It’s very easy to get run over, or even worse, if you stop the right villian. Please be careful.

I would like to nominate Stephanie Seymour to play the part of S Weasel in the BBC mystery series posited above.

You could train one of the chickens to pursue fleeing suspects or sniff out drugs or explosives and take her on patrol with you, with a little uniform coat with the Neighbourhood Watch crest on it and everything.

Insurance FRAUD!

http://presstv.com/detail/2013/07/15/313839/911-incident-insurance-fraud/

Christopher Taylor is right, It’s in The Copper Beeches, when Holmes and Watson are riding in a train going to Winchester, to meet Violet Hunter.

“Comment from Dustoffmom
Time: July 17, 2013, 1:25 am
Just what da fuq is a custodial sentence? Is that like probation maybe?”

Nope, actual jail time. Or, if you want to use the ‘authentic’ British spelling that nobody’s used in 40 years, gaol time.

I was in a neighborhood watch once, way back when, in WV. We patrolled in pairs and were heavily armed with CB radios. Period. At the time, not only did you have to be a personal friend of/political contributor to at least the sheriff to get a carry permit, you also had to post a cash $ 10,000 bond with the state. $ 10,000 was a pretty good gross annual salary back then.

I can’t help it. When I read “gaol” it sounds like “gay-all” in my head.

As they said in Hot Fuzz, “everyone and their mums is packin’ round here!” Including farmers. And farmers’ mums. And farmers’ daughters, apparently.

There is only *one* bad corner?

*look of disbelief*

Okay, okay, there are many, but there’s one that’s less of a bend in the road than a right turn. It’s seen tons of accidents over the years.

PS: PC Plod appears to be goosing Bonnie Franklin

PPS: I gleefully draw your attention to this, and point out that “Parks and Crump” is not a division of Recreation.

As mentioned above, looks like you will have to redo your ‘creepy-ass cracker’ post, to ‘creepy ass-cracker’.

Not many, even of the sexually adventurous, would self-identify as a creepy ass-cracker. Though I take your point.

Mojo, That movie was called “Village of the Damned” Mighty creepy!

I was on ours in Urban London. Ai, yi, yi. The lady who lived in back of the African restaurant wanted the local Council Group to petition the Council to have the Africans stop slaughtering sheep in the alley late at night. The guts smelled and brought flies. Heh. I helped try to evict the “Noise Beast” who taunted the quiet Irish/Goan half-blind/deaf Old Couple who lived below. She finally moved on, but only to wreak havoc at the next place she was re-housed. Beautiful stuff too, though! My garden is populated with neighbour clippings! Big Life.

DOn’t ever googledotcom image search (or read a wikipedia article about) gangrene. Ah shit. Shit. Fuck. I’m going to have everything pre-emtively amputated. Shit.

Oh, Stark. Lemme tell you. As someone who searches Google images a lot, there are many keywords that you must never try.

Words like “toe” and “finger” are certainly going to show you pictures you wish you could unsee.

“It’s seen tons of accidents over the years.”

I recall screaming silently as we approached it. And crossing myself once we had passed it.

Mrs C, one of my neighbors is the local keeper of historical pictures. He could show you all manner of antique vehicles stuck in that ditch.

I can think of five or six cars we’ve seen in it in the five years since we moved here.

Some Vegetable / Time: July 17, 2013, 12:13 am

Simply put, the belief that a Black
Male Youth [will] definitely lie to you and is
likely to rob you, rape you, or kill you has
grown, not diminished. I will say that the
available statistics will not dissuade anyone of
this belief.

I assert the more common belief is that a Black Male Youth is disproportionately more likely to do you harm than a member of any other readily identifiable group. Available statistics support this belief.

“According to Sherlock Holmes, cocaine is a vegetable.”

According to Sherlock Holmes don’t snort your celery.

Well offhand I’d have to say that the whole Affirmative Action-Welfare nonsense is going to last until the baby-boomers are no longer a political force. Then it’ll get chucked right out the window. Because the following generations don’t buy into it and nobody will have sufficient wealth to pay for it. So I hope people enjoy things while they last and take the opportunity to get some actual work skills because when the time comes it’ll be “Last check and that’s it.”.

According to Conan Doyle, inventor of Sherlock Holmes, there are cardboard cutouts of fairies living in the garden. The Cottingley Fairies.

What an idiot to be snookered by a couple of young ladies like that.

Check that off the list of things I was cousnfed about.

YMMD with that anewsr! TX