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Eva Braun’s nightdress

Eva Braun

I find the weirdest stuff doing Google Images searches (though why I was doing a search for ‘nightdress’ I’ll never tell). This one is indeed Eva Braun’s — and, yes, it is embroidered all over with tiny swastikas. No shit.

It’s from a year old article in the Daily Mail about one particularly eccentric British family and their collection of stuff. I recommend it (really. It’s pretty funny).

I hate myself for reading the Mail, but I read it anyway. The Telegraph was once my favorite newspaper, but they’ve slid inexorably toward “lifestyle” pieces and the British equivalent of political RINOism. It’s so boring.

The Mail is impossibly low-rent, but at least they still get pissed off about things. Not always the right amount of pissed off at the right things, maybe, but I’ll take what I can get. Even if I have to go past baby bumps, trout pouts and ‘what’s that up Amy Winehouse’s nose today?’ to get there.

sock it to me

Comments


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 11, 2008, 1:48 pm

It’s Friday! Drink up.

Scientific evidence has long suggested that moderate drinking offers some protection against heart disease, certain types of stroke and some forms of cancer. But new research shows that stopping drinking — including at moderate levels — may lead to health problems including depression and a reduced capacity of the brain to produce new neurons, a process called neurogenesis.

Define “moderate.”

 


Comment from Dave in Texas
Time: July 11, 2008, 2:11 pm

Still walking.

 


Comment from XBradTC
Time: July 11, 2008, 2:46 pm

Define Moderate:

Click on the update link…
http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2008/07/08/for-all-my-fellow-morons/

 


Comment from Hound of Doom
Time: July 11, 2008, 2:50 pm

Trout Pout?

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 11, 2008, 2:54 pm

Hound: trout pout. Also, bonus what’s up Amy Winehouse’s nose today? Doesn’t look like we have any featured baby bumps in today’s issue.

If you think the online version is low rent, you should see it in newsprint.

 


Comment from Steve Skubinna
Time: July 11, 2008, 3:43 pm

Nobody fetishizes eccentricity like the Brits.

 


Comment from porknbean
Time: July 11, 2008, 4:10 pm

Winehouse’s nose? Good to see they moved past her impetigo.

 


Comment from BGG
Time: July 11, 2008, 4:34 pm

Hmmm, that’s not what came to mind when I read trout pout. Oh well. BTW, was Eva Braun a hefty woman? That nightdress looks like a big sack.

 


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: July 11, 2008, 4:51 pm

Personally, I always thought that Trout Pout was what you did when the big one slips the hook just as you are reaching to collect his juicy little….. tail.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 11, 2008, 4:57 pm

She was slender in her youth. I dunno…maybe she got chunkier toward the end. I just went to find you a picture, BGG, and discovered there’s a website called adolfthegreat.com. I didn’t click on it. I don’t want to be on that list, thanks.

 


Comment from BGG
Time: July 11, 2008, 7:10 pm

Come on you people, have you never heard of trouser trout?

 


Comment from Lokki
Time: July 11, 2008, 8:32 pm

I see Eva Braun’s nightgown, and raise you Queen Victoria’s knickers!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1034349/Blooming-enormous-Queen-Victorias-50-inch-waist-knickers-uncovered.html

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 11, 2008, 9:10 pm

Jesus Christ! Fifty inch knickers for a girl less than five feet tall…

 


Comment from Enas Yorl
Time: July 12, 2008, 1:35 am

I’m sleepy. Where’s our bedtime Weasel? Minions can get cranky when they’re not tucked in properly.

 


Comment from iamfelix
Time: July 12, 2008, 2:28 am

Stoaty: I found this on a cross-stitch board & thought you might like it.

Happy weekend, all – no ‘puter for me till Monday!

 


Comment from Steve Skubinna
Time: July 12, 2008, 2:26 pm

Well, when I read trout pout I saw it as “trout tout.” Thought, oh, must be some uniquely British term for a fishing guide. Now I’m disappointed.

 


Comment from Jill
Time: July 12, 2008, 10:38 pm

Hmmm…Eva Braun’s nightdress…no sign of Hitler’s underpants anywhere, is there? BTW: sick as a dog and have awful laryngitis…going back to bed to dream about weasel-print pyjamamases.

 


Comment from Moron Pundit
Time: July 14, 2008, 9:26 am

Isn’t the same thing up Amy Winehouse’s nose every day?

 

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