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Headline: “Man disappointed with penis enlarger”

I should think so.

“The instructions that came with the package merely read: ‘Do not use in sunlight’.”

Words to live by.

“Men and women are equally vulnerable to these scams.”

Ehhhh…I don’t think so.

Comments


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: June 4, 2014, 10:42 pm

“Men and women are equally vulnerable to these scams.”

Ehhhh…I don’t think so.

Bust-developing salve?


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 4, 2014, 11:02 pm

One of the most hilarious articles I ever read was a long essay on how the Post Office went about proving the Mark Eden Bust Developer was fake, so the company could be prosecuted for mail fraud. It involved many ingenious custom scientific devices for measuring boobies.

But I meant this particular scam. It just sounded funny in context.


Comment from Davem123
Time: June 5, 2014, 12:33 am

It turns out that “Do not use in sunlight” is an incorrect translation from the original Maylay. It actually said “Never let this see the light of day.”


Comment from Mojo
Time: June 5, 2014, 6:19 am

Do not anger Mr Happy Penis Enlarger


Comment from LesterIII
Time: June 5, 2014, 2:07 pm

Am I the only one that is amused by the last name of the attorney quoted in the source article, Kok, and that he began his quote with “It is especially hard…” ?


Comment from A Prendergast
Time: June 5, 2014, 2:18 pm

“Men and women are equally vulnerable to these scams.”

“Ehhhh…I don’t think so.”

right – used as a breast enlarger, women have to order two.


Comment from MikeW
Time: June 5, 2014, 8:46 pm

Hey, speaking of disappointments, any chance of making an animated gif of the chicken flapping at the 1:07 mark, Swease? Could be an instant classic.
http://weaselzippers.us/188599-oh-lord-the-full-obama-workout-video/


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 5, 2014, 11:54 pm

Here’s a quick and dirty one, Mike. Will it do?


Comment from MikeW
Time: June 6, 2014, 2:13 am

Très cute. Love that you got his grimace in there. Those 5lb. weights are a lot tougher than they look.

Thanks bunches, I may just steal your art. 😉 (Hope you put a sig in it.)


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 6, 2014, 8:48 am

No credit necessary, Mike. I’d be astonished if there weren’t a hundred variations on this out there already (check Imgur). You should be able to right click and save.


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: June 7, 2014, 8:05 pm

Back during the Great Depression depression before last, my grandfather fell for a couple of scams aimed at guys like him who had purchased farms as a sort of Total-Collapse-Of-The-Economy-Forever insurance. He knew nothing about farming, and was a prime candidate for the “How to stop your cows from drooling” advertisement. He off twenty-five cents worth of stamps and received his instructions on a Penny Postcard “Teach ’em to spit!”, it said. He also paid a full dollar for the ‘Guaranteed Potato Bug Killer’. He received two blocks of wood,labeled A and B. “Place potato bug on Block A”‘ it said, “And then smash bug with block B”….


Comment from tower winsome wood
Time: March 26, 2015, 12:43 am

magnificent issues altogether, you just received a new reader.
What might you suggest in regards to your post that you made
a few days in the past? Any certain?

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